The Judgmental map: Dallas.

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ThickSamIam@reddit

I love how entitled republicans are hand in hand with date rape college

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ThatsHowMuchFuckFish@reddit

This shit has been around since at least 2005. A but outdated at this point.

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CantDoThatOnTelevzn@reddit

And still no mention of Fair Oaks. Nope. All rich people at park lane and 75.

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latigidigital@reddit

Can someone spin up a new one with GPT?

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Solomonopolistadt@reddit

Canyon of death is alarmingly accurate if it's referring to I 30 south of downtown

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Sound_mind@reddit

Nothing convinces me that driving through downtown is a swell idea quite like the prospect of alternatively driving on I 30 to get anywhere along that stretch.

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burnerAccountDuh24@reddit

Groceries? Forget about it is spot on haha

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Professional-Mix9774@reddit

It gets my neighborhood down pat. I live in the preservation zealot neighborhood, and hippie burnouts are close by.

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xanoran84@reddit

Has it changed? I kinda thought it still had that reputation.

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Unclepinkeye@reddit

I stayed in a hotel by date rape university once. The campus is beautiful in the fall…and very rapey

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burrito3ater@reddit

This thing seriously needs an update. It's so outdated,.

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bright1111@reddit

Nah most of the suburbs are accurate… except Carrollton is very Venezuelan now

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berryer@reddit

Newest Korea also migrated north, by the Bush.

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xanoran84@reddit

This is either extremely old or extremely new. H-mart in Carrollton moving to the old k-town area, so it's about to be newest Korea again if it brings a bunch of restaurants with it.

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JoshBasho@reddit

The corner of marsh and Rosemeade is like the Venezuelan food truck mecca now lol

There are two gas stations with like 3 Venezuelan food trucks each and then down the road near the Walmart there's usually like 3 more

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JoshBasho@reddit

Technically, but it's barely not Carrollton. Right on the border

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I was going to say that, other than the popped collars the suburb portion is still spot on, especially up 75 through 635. So many abandoned strip malls, holy shit, its like a ghost town. I say abandoned but it's like out of 15-20 possible store fronts, there's 3-4 actual stores operating. I live off Preston Rd, a few blocks south of Beltline, going north on Preston and Coit rd its crazy how many empty strip malls I see. I shop at the Target off Coit right past Campbell Rd, the shopping center right before it is baron.

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Delicious_Hand527@reddit

That Tom Thumb is slated to close, the Daiso already closed. That corner is hopefully going to be redeveloped at some point.

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Minimum_Ad991@reddit

(Puzzled in Cambodian)

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RegrettableLawnMower@reddit

Religious wing nuts northeast of the lake. Lmao they’re a bastion of anti-trump

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Montecroux@reddit

That's clearly referring to lochwood which is still the case.

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fuqsfunny@reddit

Hardly. I live there. No serious presence of religious wingnuts. Very liberal and a much younger population than 15-20 years ago.

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Ok-Bid1774@reddit

IDK - I live in Lochwood and don’t really see that, but I don’t live in the ritzy part.

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Tiiimmmaayy@reddit

“Home of the $18 martini” and “$100 steak dinners” seem to be the norm now unfortunately.

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latigidigital@reddit

Yeah that’s like the going rate in any major city with a high quality of life in the US or Europe.

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Thegiantlamppost@reddit

Doesn’t mention the drivers casually going 10-15 under in Garland/richardson or the 18 wheeler congestion in Garland

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AEW_SuperFan@reddit

It was very nostalgic. I miss the "boring chain restaurants". They are all closed now.

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el_dongo@reddit

Scary rednecks right over Yello Belly lol that place is hood and fun.

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adam5280@reddit

This map is from MySpace days - circa 2005.

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saysthingsbackwards@reddit

Yeah, the wylie murphy area should be updated as "suburban 20 something parents and meth"

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IvardLongview@reddit

Took me a minute to remember who Rick Perry was.

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BigSpeed@reddit

Can't remember the last time I saw a popped collar.

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ParticularObvious793@reddit

This is not nearly as clever as I wanted it to be.

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Acrobatic-Dog-7161@reddit

You should expand the map a bit lmfao I'd love to see what you come up with

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Tricky-Buy@reddit

Lmfao we have an older gentleman that takes his walk around the neighborhood with his goat sometimes and he is Mexican 😂

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thegeoffey@reddit

This map may have some areas that are correct, some out of date, but East Dallas just looks like they were just filling in anything so it wouldn't be blank. For example, 'Destitution Heights' is an area where housing prices have gone up 300-400% in the past 20 years ...

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ExTumblruser@reddit

Yeah this map is getting older by the minute.

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Willtexas1@reddit

This is VERY detailed holy

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Spongezann@reddit

What do they mean by Ho Hum?

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CrusadingSamurai@reddit

“Oh Cliff” is definitely not what it used to be. It’s up and coming. Though I won’t dare say why, but as a hint, property values are going up.

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Extension_Degree9807@reddit

Pleasant grove may have very religious gangs now

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CryptographerKey2847@reddit (OP)

Have to find the FW one now.

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fanoftom@reddit

Are you really just now seeing this?

It’s nearly 20 years old and has been posted here at least once every 6 months for the last 15.

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spaceaging2k29@reddit

Notice how they referenced Blacks, Mexicans, and the Vietnamese by ethnicity. But not whites…

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CryptographerKey2847@reddit (OP)

Rednecks

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spaceaging2k29@reddit

While rednecks may be considered a white underclass, like I said there was no mention of whites as there were other ethnicities. It was for a reason. And I’m aware of the reason. This Dallasite isn’t native.

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pingpongftw@reddit

Can someone give me details on the Vietnamese tacos and burgers/fries in garland lol

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ElusiveIguana@reddit

Jupiter and belt line area near Richardson border. All kinds of insanely good Vietnamese restaurants.

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Medieval_Mind@reddit

It come with Egg Roll

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serious-winter@reddit

Someone actually took the time to make this.

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kokoyabroho@reddit

“Artisanal yarn bombers” for Bishop Arts is too good.

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strangelove4564@reddit

There's a whole website of them. About 10 years ago there was a book of them that was printed but I'm not sure if they're doing that anymore. This map might be out of that book.

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AvailableBit1963@reddit

Need one for austin

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loudblonde@reddit

There is one. This is literally like 15 years old and there were a bunch of them for different cities.

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loaba@reddit

... I did grow up in a 4-bedroom ranch house in the Ranch House District.

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StroodleNoodles@reddit

I don’t own goats. 😒

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Pale-Succotash441@reddit

Popped Collars should be updated to Chad’s Mojodojocasahouse 🤣

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Much-Temperature3502@reddit

English level C3....

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bangwithsticks@reddit

Home of Vanilla Ice is way east of where it’s marked.

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Gekko8@reddit

You totally left Frisco off!

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n8boof@reddit

I live living in Groceries forget it

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REAL_OBAMA@reddit

No indians? Super outdated

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simpletonclass@reddit

Ewwwl delete this

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Overall_Mortgage2692@reddit

What is the canyon of death? Also, any recommendations for somewhere normal and affordable lol The more I look the more insane these places sound

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Overall_Mortgage2692@reddit

Been thinking of moving to dallas from B/CS, Im saving this as a guide lol

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Visual-Blueberry3309@reddit

Mexicans w goats, south drive by, and gun rack all accurate

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dallasuptowner@reddit

Have you been to North Oak Cliff lately? It's more blonde women jogging with babies and driving their BMWs to Tom Thumb than Mexicans with goats. Also, "Gay Outpost".

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DMineminem@reddit

That part's labeled "Semi-rich Liberals" and "Artisanal Yarn Bombers."

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mojojomama@reddit

It used to be a lesbian enclave (25 years ago) because when you have two men’s salaries, you get stately Oak Lawn and with two women’s salaries you can only afford Oak Cliff.

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RunningWolf63@reddit

Spot on funny.

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No_Free_Samples@reddit

When was this made?? $100 steak dinner Is steal!!

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Spock_Nipples@reddit

This is like the 5th time someone has listed this.

It's also like the 5th time I'm saying it's 30 years out of date.

I live in the "religious wingnut" area. I don't know any religious wingnuts here. That's more for certain suburbs that shall not be named.

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yung-grandma@reddit

Hippie burnouts is definitely white yuppies now

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MasterFletch@reddit

I live in the section of Carrollton labeled Indians from India, and pretty sure they hit the wrong side of DNT.

What church are they referring to right south of there (Beltline and Kelly maybe)? I can only think of warehouses and strip malls in the area. I know I've seen some smaller churches scattered around the neighborhoods on Webb Chapel, but wasn't aware any of them were anything that would be known outside their own community.

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Iam4st8@reddit

Hey here’s an idea Reddit ~ shut the fuck up and work harder and bitch about it less

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redpillbluepill69@reddit

What's wrong with ranch houses? Lol

(also half of these jokes are just racism)

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