My gift to you from someone who loves both Star Trek and Mean Girls!
Posted by ForwardClimate780@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 53 comments

Posted by ForwardClimate780@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 53 comments
lucasadtr@reddit
Stop trying to make fetch happen
Flufnstuf@reddit
I noticed that “Make Fetch Happen” is the new slogan of the ChuckIt! dog ball toy company so it’s already happening.
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
" If you're from Vulcan, then why are you Human?"
"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people if they're Human."
Hyro0o0@reddit
Yknow this raises a damn good point. The Federation seems like a very segregated place. How many characters have we ever seen who WEREN'T born on their race's home world?
FtonKaren@reddit
Like oh my gosh why not!
keyser1981@reddit
Dammit. This just made me laugh. I'm trying to be serious over here
Fit-Relative-786@reddit
This would slay in r/ShittyDaystrom
Sea_Information_8183@reddit
She doesn’t even enlist here!
Cannibal_House69@reddit
I did background acting on a shitty Hallmark movie with her.... she was so nice, tried to get me in the actors union.
If you get a speaking role, you are in.... and bg does not speak... but I had a Christmas tree on my shoulder, we pass she'd say merry Xmas, so I replied back in 3 takes.... then the damn director realized I wasn't union and told her to stop talking to me.. err.
At lunch, she came up, we had a talk, and said she tried to get me in.... super nice. And still very cute.
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
Interesting experience. ❤️
Cannibal_House69@reddit
Make it fetch. Lol
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
What Hallmark film was it?
Cannibal_House69@reddit
Not sure i did about 30, 2 seasons of Letterkenny, cop show Cardinal, VWars cop on Netflix with Ian Sommerhaulder bunch of other shows....
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
yeah, those Hallmark movies can be bizarre.
Cannibal_House69@reddit
They're all the same. Small town person moves to big city. They come back to small town. Reunite with ex love... then all of bg claps like morons when they kiss in the end or get married....lol
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
Everything is perfect and there is a happy ending no matter what.
Cannibal_House69@reddit
They're corny... I had written a few scripts, took a yr off normal work thinking I might figure out how to get funding or sell a script so did the background acting hoping to meet someone... never found anyone that knew how to do it... so, now making a 20 min ai backstory to Cannibal House the Beginning
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
Interesting! I write scripts, too!
Cannibal_House69@reddit
Amazing.... any luck in getting 1 made?
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
No, I'm still writing it. Took a pause, but I'm ready to get back into it.
Cannibal_House69@reddit
I gave up after a few scripts, had some actors interested, talked to a couple people that wrote scripts for noticeable shows, but just had no idea in writing a script, you basically have to do every other job there is to get it off the ground....
Like writing a realistic budget. Well fk, I couldn't even tell ya all the things needed to do a hallmark film, or TV series...
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
Yeah, I do have a certificate in video production and design, however.
Cannibal_House69@reddit
Nice... I have a 30 yr old TV broadcasting diploma
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
Noice! I'm also writing a vintage B movie about killer plants.
Cannibal_House69@reddit
Cool
Silvermoth2@reddit
Why should Picard get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about picard? Hm? Sisko is just as cute as Picard. Sisko is just as smart as Picard. People totally like Sisko just as much as they like Picard. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what the federation is about. We should totally just STAB Picard
POTATO_OF_MY_EYE@reddit
is your gagh buttered? would you like someone to be assigned to butter your gagh?
Throwaway_inSC_79@reddit
I’m going to need a pink uniform for Wednesday.
mybadalternate@reddit
So… what happens to pink shirts on away missions?
Historyp91@reddit
Lacey Chabert got lost in space so long she ended up in Starfleet.
mybadalternate@reddit
USS Hallmark channel picked her up a while back.
Historyp91@reddit
People knock her for it, but honestly good for her; it's steady work and it's certainly far more respectable then the people who end up stuck doing Daily Wire movies or weird Christian quasi-propaganda films.
For sure she dodged a bullet of spending better part of the last three decades trapped in the hell of being Meg Griffin lol.
mybadalternate@reddit
Oh, I totally agree. Probably a much less insane working environment than Hollywood and she always seemed pretty levelheaded for having grown up acting.
Republiconline@reddit
Omg Worf, I love your shash. Where you get it?
In combat.
It’s really cute.
That is literally the ugliest fugly I’ve ever seen.
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
🤣 Worf may take strong offense, but he'll probably change his mind after seeing Regina demolish those lacrosse 🥍 players.
"I didn't realize how much of a warrior that Regina George was."
Republiconline@reddit
Then she gets into prune juice because you just shit out your fat.
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
😆
Svenderhof@reddit
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Sirna Kolrami.
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
Riker raises his hand.
Republiconline@reddit
Riker is in the burn book 💯
King_of_Lunch223@reddit
This is the horga'hn of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean nothing to you?
Republiconline@reddit
Timba when the vase broke.
Republiconline@reddit
She’s not even from this space time continuum.
Disastrous-Dog85@reddit
I'm not like a regular captain, I'm a cool captain
Republiconline@reddit
Ugh you cadets keep me young.
BedroomVisible@reddit
Barclay keeps accusing me of going Warp 10, but I can’t help it if I have a heavy ionic flow and a wide-set dilithium chamber!
ForwardClimate780@reddit (OP)
"Yeah, I can't do this, Consular Troi? Can you help me please?"
Svenderhof@reddit
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by the Ktarians.
Svenderhof@reddit
No wait, I should have gone with Sirna Kolrami.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
It's stardate 33758.33.
Chippy-arine@reddit
nakey_nikki@reddit
FETCH. WILL NEVER. HAPPEN!
nakey_nikki@reddit
The tachyon radiation is off the charts! We can't make fetch happen! It'll melt the core!