For me, it was Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Driver, and Super Chevy. Those were my go-to's, and I always had fresh ones sitting behind the toilet.
Does anyone have magazine racks I n the bathroom anymore? Spent a lot of time reading last week’s Sports Illustrated, Rolling Stone, or Newsweek back in the day.
I always hear this, but did nobody else have a book or magazine back in the day? Hell, I remember seeing a magazine/book rack mounted under the TP holder in several peoples' homes growing up.
That’s pretty much the only reason they published Readers Digest, no? In my entire childhood I don’t think I ever saw an issue of that magazine outside a bathroom, except for maybe in a doctor’s waiting room.
I've worn glasses for distance since age 9. As soon as I turned 40, my eyes said, "let's get drastically worse every year! It'll be fun!" Got my first pair of bifocals at 42 and felt like a brand new person.
I had to go buy some cheap reading glasses at the drugstore. The first pair I bought were way too strong. Then I learned that there are different strengths. I found a better (weaker) pair. Now I just need a glasses strap and a few more gray hairs and I’ll keep aging like cheap wine.
Be honest, though, how many backs of shampoo bottles have you read since then? Maybe there's super important information on there and none of us know because we're not bored enough to read it anymore
I used to have ingredient labels for bathroom products and processed foods memorized before smart phones existed. Alas now I only know three phone numbers let alone all this other irrelevant information.
It disturbs the hell out of me when I hear my 8yo say they’re going to raw dog something. She and her dance company were doing rehearsal, and there was something they were waiting for (like a dance mat or something), and my daughter says they’re just going to go without it by saying “let’s just raw dog it.” 🫨
They never did. I still have fond memories of calling my friend at school a prostitute because we were like 9 and it was a funny word. The crux of the matter was he didn't know what it meant so we kept calling him it and one day he said "prostitute means smart. I'm a prostitute and you two aren't!" in the middle of class and we basically ruined his social cred for generations.
I always have my work walkie talkie on my side. And it can also scan for radio waves. So playing music helps ease the pain of mandatory "phones stay in your car at work Policy"
thats why the shitter was always stocked with reading material ..newspaper ..gaming..sports and various forms of mens mags from soft to hard no pun intended
If that bacteria is really floating around the bathroom, then it's already going on your eyes and nose and mouth and lungs anyway. I'm sure it won't hurt to have it on your phone also.
We used to have a bookshelf in our downstairs bathroom especially for these times. Garfield was our go to pocket book. Perfect for them 90s toilet breaks.
Gramps had two C&H books. And like 3 different editions of the "Bathroom Reader" series. And he'd read the paper on Sunday while taking an hour long shit, and put the comics section in a stack by the books. So then I'd be there for the weekend. Wait for him to get out. Then I'd be in there for an hour catching up on this month's comics lol. Taking a shit in the days before smartphones was like a gateway drug. You get to just calm the fuck down, poop, pee, and read until your legs are past numb. Now it's doomscrolling and debating with people, or commenting on random posts because nostalgia hits and you can still smell gramps stale ass when you think about it
they apparently still make them. my brother in law's boyfriend brought a new one to the grandparent's cabin and they still had their old one from 1988 in their bathroom.
90s dump? We had, Gameboy, Game gear, LCD handhelds. Comic books. Magazines.walkmans/Cd players. Portable dvd players. If you were in the loo just having shite, then that is on you.
Personally I never bring my phone in the restroom. I'm 47 and think it's disgusting. Same thing with my toothbrush. Me and my son's I store in the linen closet.
Not truth young’uns. Before phones people had these things called Books!
Bathroom books with jokes, short stories, bits of history etc were a thing. Look it up on your phone lol
Not everything happens at once. It needs time to brew. See a little action, then some breathing room, then theres some stragglers. Another rest break. Then a little more just to make sure you don't have to come back again before tomorrow.
Its not a struggle, its just not a sprint.
Thank you. I need this printed on a laminated card that I can keep in my wallet for those concerningly common occasions where people seem to want to flex their nonexistent medical degrees.
You should try adding Linzess to a high fiber diet. I freaking live in the bathroom some days. I'm in here right now. Thinking of putting the second office in here...
Yeah no, I have done NYT Monday edition crossword puzzles, read local zines, read local wanna be the next Village Voice rags, perused Playboy, checked on current events in multiple magazines, put together my duty free order, read a good chunk of Lord of the Rings, read Mad magazine, ON AND ON AND DON! WE TAUGHT YOU TO READ WHILE SHITTING!
We had tons of magazines in our kid bathroom growing up. Mad magazine, sports illustrated, motortrend, nintendo power, and for some reason I got a subscription to lowrider magazine. We also had our go to. My brother had a gameboy and I had a game gear. Tons of quality poops in the bathroom playing mortal kombat 2 or nba jam on my game gear.
My phone pretty much never enters the bathroom. Not sanitary. I don't even like touching my pants/belt till I wash my hands.
Scares me whats living on other people's phones.
I never felt the need to read anything while in there.
Honestly, a couple of months ago I turned off basically all notifications on my phone and stopped bringing it into the bathroom with me. It’s drastically improved my life.
I was genuinely surprised by how quickly I forgot about my phone without the constant notifications. I used to get notifications like every couple of minutes and almost none of them were actually important but it would trigger several minutes worth of doom scrolling, etc. Without them I just stopped randomly checking my phone. Now I pretty much only pull it out if I’m doing something productive.
And, like a lot of people, my bathroom breaks were starting to take 10 or 20 minutes while I scrolled through Facebook, watched a bunch of videos, checked Reddit, etc. Now, I’m in and out. I got like an hour back on my day by doing nothing more than just not taking my phone into the bathroom.
Luckily for me, I’m not in the restroom long enough to get bored(less than 10 minutes) and if by some chance I am, I take break and go get my phone and go back and resume.
I am one of the few that doesn't take their phone out when they poop, apparently. It leads to quicker, more efficient elimination and less pot sitting time. Plus it's more hygienic.
Honestly I think it's super gross to have your phone out in the can. Phone screens are germy enough as it is. They'd be absolutely disgusting after that.
I lived with a girl in the early 2000's and I read her copy of The Bell Jar on the toilet over the space of a month or two. She was equally impressed and disgusted
I once barely made it and I was definitely gonna have to be there a while.
That's when I realized, in my hurry, I grabbed my mouse off my desk instead of my phone. Turned out, I eventually needed help, but couldn't call. It was an odd storm.
chrisjayyyy@reddit
This meme needs to die. MAGAZINES. It’s damn near half the reason so many existed.
someguyfromsk@reddit
Yeah i probably sat on the shitter longer in the 90's because that's where the readers digests were
VeniceDrumGuy@reddit
We were a Sports Illustrated, Newsweek family. When I got to high school I got to have a Rolling Stone subscription.
BrattyTwilis@reddit
Or Uncle John's Bathroom Readers
Rob_Marc@reddit
For me, it was Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Driver, and Super Chevy. Those were my go-to's, and I always had fresh ones sitting behind the toilet.
Eastern-Fee-3715@reddit
Readers digest huh?
its_raining_scotch@reddit
Yeah, more like Swank
SPARKYLOBO@reddit
Did your legs go numb, too?
TJBurkeSalad@reddit
Still do
Ailly84@reddit
I read the original WoW manual many many times on the shitter in the early 2000's. You always found SOMETHING to read.
ResoluteBeans@reddit
That one or the Oblivion guide for sure
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Exactly
mrblackc@reddit
I still like Consumer Reports and Wired
Kelvin_Inman@reddit
Game Informer, GamePro, Electronic Gaming Monthly, Nintendo Power
VeniceDrumGuy@reddit
Does anyone have magazine racks I n the bathroom anymore? Spent a lot of time reading last week’s Sports Illustrated, Rolling Stone, or Newsweek back in the day.
RonWill79@reddit
Time to read the back of a shampoo bottle
JosephBlowsephThe3rd@reddit
I always hear this, but did nobody else have a book or magazine back in the day? Hell, I remember seeing a magazine/book rack mounted under the TP holder in several peoples' homes growing up.
dalekaup@reddit
My uncle used to call the outhouse the library. It had magazines and newspapers because you could read them and also that is how you wipe your ass
broncos4thewin@reddit
There was actually a book called something like “Interesting things to read on the loo”. There might have been a series of them actually
unbalancedcentrifuge@reddit
The Harriet Carter Catalog and the Readers Digest!
CompleteFennel1@reddit
The newspaper made it's way to the bathroom a lot in my home.
JGG5@reddit
That’s pretty much the only reason they published Readers Digest, no? In my entire childhood I don’t think I ever saw an issue of that magazine outside a bathroom, except for maybe in a doctor’s waiting room.
poppunkqueer@reddit
I used to stare at the floor until the spots on the tiles looked like a dog or a face or whatever. Kinda like watching clouds.
dalekaup@reddit
The back of the baby wipes container was how I learned French.
Unhappy_Run8154@reddit
I read the back of a Tampon box that was left in the restroom. Girls have it so much worse
birdsword@reddit
Shit; I gotta use my iphone to magnify that fine print these days.
RonWill79@reddit
I finally got bifocals after years of resisting it. Game changer.
PistolGrace@reddit
Yup, I love my progressives. No shame. But yeah, I still can't read the fine print on my wash bottles! 😢
Did they make the print for ants?!
tarheelfire@reddit
Like the Derek Zoolander Center for kids who can't read good?!
PistolGrace@reddit
Blue Steel!
tarheelfire@reddit
Haven't quite perfected Magnum, but it's going to revolutionize male modeling.
BasvanS@reddit
Why male models?
tarheelfire@reddit
Are you serious?! I just told you moments ago...
mhyquel@reddit
Zoolander came out 17 days after 9/11.
Ultimatesims@reddit
It’s too tiny
Snorgcola@reddit
Apparently I am one of the very small percentage of people that can't wear progressive lenses. My eyes refuse to adjust to them.
Now I have to switch between my "walking around" glasses and my reading glasses constantly 😭
grandma-activities@reddit
I've worn glasses for distance since age 9. As soon as I turned 40, my eyes said, "let's get drastically worse every year! It'll be fun!" Got my first pair of bifocals at 42 and felt like a brand new person.
Evening_Ad_1099@reddit
Its gonna be like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy who loves to read finally has time to, but loses his glasses
tarheelfire@reddit
Look at us now!? CPAPs and progressive lenses and reading glasses on every floor of our homes...
We're crushing it!
GaspSpit@reddit
I had to go buy some cheap reading glasses at the drugstore. The first pair I bought were way too strong. Then I learned that there are different strengths. I found a better (weaker) pair. Now I just need a glasses strap and a few more gray hairs and I’ll keep aging like cheap wine.
Opening_Definition47@reddit
I was thinking lotion bottle as well
rohan_rat@reddit
Outloud, in a British accent!
OppositeRun6503@reddit
Nahh that's why you have a magazine rack put in next to the crapper with all your favorite reading material close at hand.
JodieForestWhittaker@reddit
If you had the Dr Bronners shampoo you were good for at least ten minutes of reading
Garf_artfunkle@reddit
Sodium lauryl sulfate, sodium laureth sulfate... Aqua? Why can't you just call it water, you pretentious fucks?
r0ck0@reddit
...at a medium pace.
have1dog@reddit
You could read a Dr Bronner’s bottle over the course of a week.
yeah_bud@reddit
In the top 5 of why I buy it. Just in case..
philouza_stein@reddit
I know so much about mentadent and pert plus
TeddyAtTheReady@reddit
Mentadent and Pert Plus? Sounds like someone is getting ready for date night. Spritz on a little CKOne and you’ll be good to go.
ThunderSpud@reddit
methylchloroisothiazolinone ftw
craves_mineral@reddit
Only if I had my phone then I could Google what methylchloroisothiazolinone and methylisothiazolinone are.
mhyquel@reddit
I used to do those at raves in the early 2000s
bigDogNJ23@reddit
It’s so funny this is exactly what I came to say and it’s the top comment.
AddisonMonroe91@reddit
It's only because of that, that I know certain words in French and Spanish lol
SocialGirlGaming@reddit
Including the french words in your best french accent.
KevinStoley@reddit
Hey, do you have that new Mentadent?
Slim_Margins1999@reddit
isaacDavidowitz@reddit
Always keep a bottle of Dr. Bronners nearby, hours worth of reading material.
Asleep_Onion@reddit
Be honest, though, how many backs of shampoo bottles have you read since then? Maybe there's super important information on there and none of us know because we're not bored enough to read it anymore
flojo2012@reddit
Rinse and repeat? Man I’ve been doin this wrong
maroonfalcon@reddit
If I am at my mother’s, she still has a game boy in the bathroom loaded with Tetris.
At my house, I’d be at a loss in this situation. Shampoo bottle it is.
Phatest_of_sax@reddit
Or any other product in the bathroom that has writing on it. 😂
Forgot about those days… 90’s dump… classic 😂
LazyDaze1999@reddit
Came here to say this!! 😂
bahaki@reddit
I was always disappointed that I could never find one with Selenium as an ingredient
matolandio@reddit
what is ammonium sulphate???
TurtlesAreEvil@reddit
I used to have ingredient labels for bathroom products and processed foods memorized before smart phones existed. Alas now I only know three phone numbers let alone all this other irrelevant information.
Interesting-Sock-420@reddit
Came here to say exactly this
ChannelPure6715@reddit
We still have emergency bathroom reading materials in our house today
Dustteas@reddit
The kids call that "raw dogging it" now!
pawned79@reddit
It disturbs the hell out of me when I hear my 8yo say they’re going to raw dog something. She and her dance company were doing rehearsal, and there was something they were waiting for (like a dance mat or something), and my daughter says they’re just going to go without it by saying “let’s just raw dog it.” 🫨
MysteryMeat603@reddit
Those sweet summer children don't know what they're saying.
Silencer-1995@reddit
They never did. I still have fond memories of calling my friend at school a prostitute because we were like 9 and it was a funny word. The crux of the matter was he didn't know what it meant so we kept calling him it and one day he said "prostitute means smart. I'm a prostitute and you two aren't!" in the middle of class and we basically ruined his social cred for generations.
IKMNification@reddit
No cap fo sho fire skibidi
Unhappy_Run8154@reddit
I always have my work walkie talkie on my side. And it can also scan for radio waves. So playing music helps ease the pain of mandatory "phones stay in your car at work Policy"
Splatford@reddit
thats why the shitter was always stocked with reading material ..newspaper ..gaming..sports and various forms of mens mags from soft to hard no pun intended
SRDILLEY6215@reddit
We had a magazine rack!
ahawk99@reddit
You read the back of the shampoo bottle like everyone else did, and try and pronounce those big words, lol
Key-Leading-3717@reddit
Staring at your phone while sitting in the pot is a PROBLEM.
bardown617@reddit
Yeah. I personally don't want hemorrhoids or fecal bacteria on my phone.
gamecodepizzasleep@reddit
How is it that you get hemorrhoids on your phone?
bardown617@reddit
Sitting on the toilet too long can give you hemorrhoids. People tend to sit there longer when they bring their phone.
Had_To_Get_It_On@reddit
But hemorrhoids are in your butthole. How do they pop up on your phone?
Silencer-1995@reddit
lmao careful asking them questions dude you upsetting powerful people
0sqs@reddit
Your phone doensn't have an asshole?
JustThisIsIt@reddit
Checking...
0sqs@reddit
I was going to make a joke like: "Trick question! The asshole is holding the phone.", but I won't.
JustThisIsIt@reddit
I am getting wrinkly, and I do have occasional outbursts!
plug-and-pause@reddit
If that bacteria is really floating around the bathroom, then it's already going on your eyes and nose and mouth and lungs anyway. I'm sure it won't hurt to have it on your phone also.
tw1zt84@reddit
As the old saying goes, "Shit or get off the pot."
Due-Dentist9986@reddit
I never understood the phone or reading while going #2. Im not in there very long it's all business and I get the fuck out
SirBuckeye@reddit
But that's where I do my Wordle!
ThorsHammer245@reddit
90s dump 😂
Acceptable-Double-98@reddit
This is great! We all did the same thing 🤣🤣
Ayumu_Dea_84@reddit
We used to have a bookshelf in our downstairs bathroom especially for these times. Garfield was our go to pocket book. Perfect for them 90s toilet breaks.
BullCityCoordinators@reddit
The thought of all those people using the toilet and touching those books ... I'm gonna throw up...
International_Map_24@reddit
My dad once spilt coffee on one of these books, leaving a nice brown stain. We laughed because we knew they precisely weren’t kept in the bathroom.
centurio_v2@reddit
not any grosser than touching the same toilet and rest of the bathroom they used before they got done and washed their hands really
BullCityCoordinators@reddit
Toilets get cleaned and you can clean them before you use them.
DrDroid@reddit
Yeah it always weirded me out a little.
I guess as long as you still wash your hands at the end it doesn’t matter.
BullCityCoordinators@reddit
Too many people don't.
BullCityCoordinators@reddit
I wash my hands. But we all know a lot of people who don't.
DoohansEye@reddit
Do you touch your asshole before you wipe lol?
have1dog@reddit
I’m sorry, this book has been flagged.
TrustInRoy@reddit
Calvin & Hobbes
The Far Side
Imperium_Kane@reddit
I recently bought the entire collections of both those comics. I save them for a literal rainy day to read then.
AddisonMonroe91@reddit
Gramps had two C&H books. And like 3 different editions of the "Bathroom Reader" series. And he'd read the paper on Sunday while taking an hour long shit, and put the comics section in a stack by the books. So then I'd be there for the weekend. Wait for him to get out. Then I'd be in there for an hour catching up on this month's comics lol. Taking a shit in the days before smartphones was like a gateway drug. You get to just calm the fuck down, poop, pee, and read until your legs are past numb. Now it's doomscrolling and debating with people, or commenting on random posts because nostalgia hits and you can still smell gramps stale ass when you think about it
Sent from my Toilet
kidkeeps@reddit
Love them both
ActuallyAlexander@reddit
Uncle John’s bathroom reader was 90s Reddit.
Prize_Structure_3970@reddit
they apparently still make them. my brother in law's boyfriend brought a new one to the grandparent's cabin and they still had their old one from 1988 in their bathroom.
ScientistAsHero@reddit
I found a couple of Onion compendiums from about 2000 in the free bin at a used bookstore. They also make great bathroom reading.
On-scene@reddit
That's what Nat Geo was made for!
interior_lulu@reddit
I’m actually reading this on my iPad…while taking a dump
purplecrayonadventur@reddit
I pride myself on being able to poop without wifi
Sinderria@reddit
90s dump? We had, Gameboy, Game gear, LCD handhelds. Comic books. Magazines.walkmans/Cd players. Portable dvd players. If you were in the loo just having shite, then that is on you.
technojargon@reddit
Personally I never bring my phone in the restroom. I'm 47 and think it's disgusting. Same thing with my toothbrush. Me and my son's I store in the linen closet.
Dazzling_Barnacle_85@reddit
Or the glad that joke/ fun facts book you've read a million times
ItsaPostageStampede@reddit
Anyone know what’s in head and shoulders
LivingProgram8109@reddit
All the bottles of cleaner I've read and I still don't know what a 'non-ionic surfactant' is.
Stownieboy91@reddit
Had this happen yesterday
One-Pangolin-3167@reddit
Even worse, you remember the phone but forget your glasses.
D_o_t_d_2004@reddit
I'd finish books in the bathroom.
bedlog@reddit
"I cant poop without Reddit"
Dimplefrom-YA@reddit
i am so sorry, but PLEASE DO NOT TAKE YOUR PHONE IN THE BATHROOM.. that's just gross.
GearJunkie82@reddit
Trace the tile grout with your eyes.
OneHornyHubby@reddit
Should be a Gameboy sitting on top the stack of magaizines on top of the toilet tank.
schwarzekatze999@reddit
Right!? My 90's dump was a Gameboy with Tetris.
OneHornyHubby@reddit
Dr Mario, here!
back-in-the-highlife@reddit
I always keep catcher in the rye in my bathroom
Simple_Car_6181@reddit
this is why I don't touch other peoples phones
MaybeSwedish@reddit
There would be magazines or coupon books from the mail
Chingachgook1757@reddit
Seventies would have ended you.
LiveFreeOrRTard@reddit
Suicide preferable.
MeBollasDellero@reddit
Dude_man79@reddit
My 2 dogs always follow me into the bathroom so I spend bathroom breaks petting them instead of reading something.
ellkaya@reddit
This is why I have Footprints in the Sand memorized at a cellular level. One night a man had a dream…
EarlBeforeSwine@reddit
And, we don’t keep books/magazines in there anymore
joshpennington@reddit
Great time for a refresher on what toxic shock syndrome is.
Or perhaps the instructions for using shampoo?
nunja_biznez@reddit
Ew. This is why I don't touch other peoples phones.
rdldr1@reddit
90s long car rides were way worse!
have1dog@reddit
Good tune-age and books were essential.
rdldr1@reddit
I was too busy being car sick, lol.
MLDaffy@reddit
I still keep magazines on back of toilet... I think couple of em been there since the 90s tbh. 😂
diablol3@reddit
I always kept books in the bathroom
rueggy@reddit
I never bring my phone in when I dump. That’s nasty. Im in and out in 5 mins though. Don’t know why it takes some people a half hour to push one out.
they_just_appear@reddit
It doesn’t. We do it to hide from people and responsibilities.
thebigtymer@reddit
You're not there a long time because you're straining...
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Probably because they're on the phone.
cob59@reddit
I'll never understand why people feel the need to bring their phone to shit.
Are you guys constipated or something?
Classic-Exchange-511@reddit
I keep a book in there in case of this scenario. I've read the first two pages probably 25 times now. Hell of a first two pages of you ask me
besleysfw@reddit
I’d reach back for one of my parent’s Readers Digest if they were still around. I have read one of those since the 90s
RipMcStudly@reddit
That’s called a Gameboy dump.
MsZRowsdower@reddit
Not truth young’uns. Before phones people had these things called Books!
Bathroom books with jokes, short stories, bits of history etc were a thing. Look it up on your phone lol
ryosei@reddit
i read mad magazine
or garfield
Connor51501@reddit
This is why i subscribe Mr to the Readers Digest
ReichsPoet@reddit
I will NEVER get how the fuck people can read on the toilet? How long do they fucking sit on there?
Pretend_Thanks4370@reddit
Naw I try not to do it. looking at your phone while taking a dookie is just strange
Poopy-Drew@reddit
I miss poop’n in the 90’s at my parents house we had magazines, and you could smoke. new issue poops were grrrreat👆🐯
Hotfield@reddit
So weird there are no comments about smoking, having a guild free smoke while taking a dump is entertaining enough.
Easy-Painter8435@reddit
Where the archie comics or uncle johns bathroom reader when you need it?
IIBaneII@reddit
As a child I always imagined cool gaming sessions. Created new videogame ideas in my head and played them.
HereWeFuckingGooo@reddit
I've never understood why people need something to read on the toilet. How long are you there for? Eat some damn fibre.
Kitjing@reddit
He's got two perfectly good bathroom books right behind him.
Kitjing@reddit
Unless those are folded towels
Aggressive_Deal7058@reddit
This is called an ana-log in our house.
Klin24@reddit
Bought this back in 2003 at the local grocery store. It's my backup when I gotta dump a load.
SOGGY-TORTILLA-X@reddit
You can't just sit and look at a wall for 15 minutes?
nwbrown@reddit
In the 90s we had magazines in the bathroom for this very reason.
Appropriate-Food1757@reddit
Just you and some smell
ZipTieTechnicianOne@reddit
The magazines are gone
DUNETOOL@reddit
Breaking Bad would have been so different with smart phones that we have now just a decade later.
TeddyAtTheReady@reddit
Hank would have taken another 10 years to figure out who “WW” was.
Mysterious_Fennel459@reddit
Eat more fiber. You shouldnt need to spend 15 minutes on the john.
MuffinMatrix@reddit
Not everything happens at once. It needs time to brew. See a little action, then some breathing room, then theres some stragglers. Another rest break. Then a little more just to make sure you don't have to come back again before tomorrow.
Its not a struggle, its just not a sprint.
TeddyAtTheReady@reddit
Thank you. I need this printed on a laminated card that I can keep in my wallet for those concerningly common occasions where people seem to want to flex their nonexistent medical degrees.
Grunblau@reddit
GF convinced me to try Metamucil and instead of 1/2 hour poops, my entire life became about shitting. Like 4-5 times a day…
Daddy_Boots_Esquire@reddit
You should try adding Linzess to a high fiber diet. I freaking live in the bathroom some days. I'm in here right now. Thinking of putting the second office in here...
WiseDirt@reddit
My grandmother had a tv in the bathroom. Liked to watch her game shows while taking a long bath
Daddy_Boots_Esquire@reddit
Reminds me of that one guy on the movie The Truman Show. 😂
HolidayCards@reddit
Maybe Colon Blow will do the trick.
carlos_damgerous@reddit
Oh I’m done w/ said dump way before the 15min mark. The rest of the time is for me so I don’t walk out and punch everyone in the face.
carryon4threedays@reddit
Yeah, I teach middle school and have a 4yo at home. Thats my only alone time.
Bayou-Billy@reddit
Nah 90s I'd have a magazine or my Game Gear
duplicate_avoidance@reddit
Used to have magazine on top of the shitter. Anyone remember those?
MentalClass@reddit
I've always thought that the Guinness book of world records was the best toilet book ever.
Jokierre@reddit
90s dump lacked bidets, as well. Disgusting.
IKMNification@reddit
Saucy_Baconator@reddit
That's why you keep books in the throne room.
__BIFF__@reddit
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
cmr42@reddit
I just Daffy Duck it to wherever I left my phone.
xxMarcWithaCxx@reddit
Maybe I should tell my kid to become a proctologist instead of IT. All these people on phones non stop and AI ain’t fixing that yet.
No-Regular-4281@reddit
Bring back the magazine rack where the pages start to stick together after years of use
Rezzly1510@reddit
since my shitter has a water hose, i just like to focus on shitting and spraying my ass with the water hose and be done with it in 2-3 minutes
meanwhile, my old roommates used to take a really long ass shit for a solid 30m when i also needed to shit
codebygloom@reddit
That's what the bathroom tablet is for. Duh.
bkoperski@reddit
Is that a Gameboy? That's a videa-game
hjf80@reddit
80s dump. 90s we had some dope mags
Deathrial@reddit
Yeah no, I have done NYT Monday edition crossword puzzles, read local zines, read local wanna be the next Village Voice rags, perused Playboy, checked on current events in multiple magazines, put together my duty free order, read a good chunk of Lord of the Rings, read Mad magazine, ON AND ON AND DON! WE TAUGHT YOU TO READ WHILE SHITTING!
hipkat13@reddit
My house had a National Geographic on top of the toilet
Elon_is_a_Nazi@reddit
We had tons of magazines in our kid bathroom growing up. Mad magazine, sports illustrated, motortrend, nintendo power, and for some reason I got a subscription to lowrider magazine. We also had our go to. My brother had a gameboy and I had a game gear. Tons of quality poops in the bathroom playing mortal kombat 2 or nba jam on my game gear.
Evil-c-Evil-do@reddit
Look at the barcode of the deodorant cans or bars to see the hidden images.
bigrigginghillbilly@reddit
I call it a old fashion
SuperHappyFunnTime@reddit
Why the fuck do people take their phones in the bathroom? You're animals.
j0nthegreat@reddit
not this time for me!
wpbfriendone@reddit
All the houses in my neighborhood had phones next to the toilet.
Bored in the toilet? call a friend, or call movie phone.
DBE113301@reddit
Hank's thinking here: "So I wonder if that guy was Chinese or Japanese."
https://i.redd.it/l1m765cgtztf1.gif
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
I'll risk shitting my pants to find my phone first
BrotherCool@reddit
Tetris time! Thank God for a Gameboy,
Relative-Hand-6111@reddit
Read a book
Mister_Antropo@reddit
Ah yes books hadn't been invented yet.
MuffinMatrix@reddit
My phone pretty much never enters the bathroom. Not sanitary. I don't even like touching my pants/belt till I wash my hands.
Scares me whats living on other people's phones.
I never felt the need to read anything while in there.
analogthought@reddit
Before there was Reddit…
No-Chapter1389@reddit
No other ladies here read about the threats of TSS ??
-Boston-Terrier-@reddit
Honestly, a couple of months ago I turned off basically all notifications on my phone and stopped bringing it into the bathroom with me. It’s drastically improved my life.
I was genuinely surprised by how quickly I forgot about my phone without the constant notifications. I used to get notifications like every couple of minutes and almost none of them were actually important but it would trigger several minutes worth of doom scrolling, etc. Without them I just stopped randomly checking my phone. Now I pretty much only pull it out if I’m doing something productive.
And, like a lot of people, my bathroom breaks were starting to take 10 or 20 minutes while I scrolled through Facebook, watched a bunch of videos, checked Reddit, etc. Now, I’m in and out. I got like an hour back on my day by doing nothing more than just not taking my phone into the bathroom.
Two tiny changes that had a huge impact on me.
General_Departure583@reddit
In the 90s I read the newspaper or Sports Illustrated
FormerWrap1552@reddit
I don't get it, I go in, boom emptied out within 2 minutes. Are you guys eating fiber?
-Banana_Pancakes-@reddit
That’s why I keep my game boy color (somehow still works) in there for emergencies like this.
RandyArgonianButler@reddit
The magazine rack was a thing. I had Motor Trend, EGM, Maxim, etc.
evolutionxtinct@reddit
Thank god for imagination!
Cthulhus-Tailor@reddit
That’s what magazines and books were for.
EvilCeleryStick@reddit
90s dumps - we always had a readers digest handy in my house.
OkAssignment6163@reddit
I used to buy all sorts of Uncle John's Bathroom Books. Also had manga and comic books in there for me to keep calm and enjoy my stay.
teriKatty@reddit
Luckily for me, I’m not in the restroom long enough to get bored(less than 10 minutes) and if by some chance I am, I take break and go get my phone and go back and resume.
Finalgirlcandy@reddit
I took a book 📕 😹
PhilosopherFun7288@reddit
We had stacks of magazines in the bathroom in the 90’s though
TheDawnOfNewDays@reddit
If you have trouble going 90s without your phone, fix your attention span.
I never pull out my phone on the toilet, despite having it with me. Just... think about things instead.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Magazine basket in the 90s. Nothing but our thoughts now.
PsionicKitten@reddit
I am one of the few that doesn't take their phone out when they poop, apparently. It leads to quicker, more efficient elimination and less pot sitting time. Plus it's more hygienic.
ChromeDestiny@reddit
Luckily I have a book of old Mad Magazine Spy vs Spy comics for just such an occasion.
blacfd@reddit
That’s what newspapers were for
Secure-Pain-9735@reddit
Well, back then I had magazine subscriptions.
Kitchener1981@reddit
Where's the Reader's Digest?
Legend_of_dirty_Joe@reddit
Still had a game boy to play in the 90s
ProfessorOfLies@reddit
Food thing I leave a stack of Calvin and Hobbes in the bathroom for emergency
puffyhands@reddit
How the fuck do you think I learned about toxic shock syndrome??
filterorreality@reddit
Reading shampoo bottles like it's the 90s! Who knew we'd be desperate enough to learn about sulfates?
holleefackbud@reddit
Light a smoke and ash it between your legs. Make it a true experience
Swarley_Marley@reddit
Everyone uses their phone in the bathroom? I'm 40 years old and have never felt the need to take my phone into the bathroom with me.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
I got through maybe half the Dark Tower books while sitting on the can back then. LOTR also got me through some shits too.
scott__p@reddit
I learned so much about toxic shock syndrome because my mom and sister kept the tampons next to the toilet
bmo313@reddit
Back then, you had a stack of magazines or TV guides
golgathas@reddit
And most of the 2000s…
bansheesho@reddit
Where's the Reader's Digest?
cstrick1980@reddit
That’s why you keep magazines in the bathroom. Dual purpose.
aerodeck@reddit
I don’t use my phone on the toilet, that’s fucking gross.
My poops take 60 seconds or less. What is wrong with your ass?
have1dog@reddit
I think we found the real reason newspaper and magazine subscriptions went way down….
BackgroundTight32@reddit
I had magazines for that!
BackgroundBit8@reddit
Family used to have tons of magazines like EGM or Rolling Stone or People sitting atop the tank cover. Never realized how unsanitary it was.
Upset_Problem4344@reddit
You mean one of them readers digest dumps
MurrayGrande@reddit
Do they still make the Farmer's Almanac?
Sarra5532@reddit
Every bathroom in my house growing up had magazine rack
oldishmanlogan@reddit
Time to guess how many tiles there are in the room and then get to counting.
Isiotic_Mind@reddit
Always keep a magazine in the pantry.
topofthemawnin@reddit
Anything you can reach under your sink is getting read
Edexote@reddit
Not me. I always took a book or a magazine when I didn't have a phone.
Invisi-cat@reddit
My mom had a subscription to readers digest
pencer@reddit
As an English speaker, I bet i could recite the febreeze bottle ingredients and cautions in French.
redditcreditcardz@reddit
This is how I found my dad’s porn
JDNB82@reddit
I always 90s dump
super_nerf_spartan@reddit
Time to count each vowel on the back of the soap bottle and see which one wins.
E is always the prohibitive favorite, but you never know.
BullCityCoordinators@reddit
I like the sound of this game.
super_nerf_spartan@reddit
It was my go to for years before cell phones. That and printing out long form articles at work.
PirateSteve85@reddit
I work in a building with no phones allowed. For the most part its whatever, kinda nice even. Pooping is terrible though. Its so boring.
Repulsive-Fuel-5281@reddit
Honestly I think it's super gross to have your phone out in the can. Phone screens are germy enough as it is. They'd be absolutely disgusting after that.
lunchboxdeluxe@reddit
That's why I spray my phone with rubbing alcohol after every deuce.
TheHoodieConnoisseur@reddit
Nerd!
Bloo_Orchid@reddit
Remember the magazine racks in the bathroom?
Don't tell me it was just my house.
Reeko_Htown@reddit
I still have 2000 era rolling stone mags in my bathroom
Express_Area_8359@reddit
That is the Rocker Shit.
Y youll be rocking to get it over!
Objective_Problem_90@reddit
Read the shampoo bottle, my guy. Sometimes, we had finger hut or miles Kimball magazines, am i right?
brandonspade17@reddit
Shampoo bottle ftw
Twistedoveryou01@reddit
I still keep books in the bathroom.
DeerWhisperer1@reddit
90’s had the readers digest true stories of survival. That may not be the right name but it was stories of survival in each one.
DJMagicHandz@reddit
Magazine rack for the bathroom.
JunkHead1979@reddit
I never take my phone when I poop. Im not in there long enough to need it.
aversboyeeee@reddit
There where always lots of magazines around
Eephusblue@reddit
Bro, the shampoo bottle is right there
TheEndoftheBottle@reddit
I lived with a girl in the early 2000's and I read her copy of The Bell Jar on the toilet over the space of a month or two. She was equally impressed and disgusted
camio101@reddit
r/poopthoughts
carryon4threedays@reddit
Yall don’t keep a book or magazine in the bathroom?
JackTheKing@reddit
I once barely made it and I was definitely gonna have to be there a while.
That's when I realized, in my hurry, I grabbed my mouse off my desk instead of my phone. Turned out, I eventually needed help, but couldn't call. It was an odd storm.
mittenkrusty@reddit
I remember as a kid reading comics or playing my Gameboy, on a few occasions parents would knock on door and ask if I was ok and was I reading comics.
usernames_suck_ok@reddit
A nowadays dump and forgot my iPad.
Slow_Cattle_5642@reddit
Gotta grab a Star to read I guess
JediMikeyMD@reddit
I still have my toilet-side magazine rack with various copies of Hammacher Schlemmer and Skymall that I took from the plane's seatback pocket.
BullCityCoordinators@reddit
Remember the communal magazines and newspapers? Gross. Just gross.