Have you seen the waiting list to get holodeck time? There’s 1000 people on this ship and only 4 holodecks. And the brass are always jumping the queue with their Dixon Hill nonsense, not to mention whatever Riker gets up to in there; he keeps deleting his history but whatever it is we have to recalibrate the safeties every time. Give me a set of addictive funnels that I can at least have time to use.