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SHITHEAD, WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY???

Posted by Apart-Chair-9674@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 80 comments

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JonDoesItWrong@reddit

Listen, *OP*, umm... I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but uh, ya know I don't see what this has to do with uh... you have any Kahlua?
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handsomeape95@reddit

Fucking dog has fucking papers.
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RossMxx@reddit

OVAH THE LINE!
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Hopeful-Balance8687@reddit

But i wuddant over!
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slipperyjoel@reddit

You can't water-board it, it gets upset!
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MattGdr@reddit

Its hair falls out.
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mz1012@reddit

Real reactionary
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happyjeep_beep_beep@reddit

It’s got papers.
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Krispykid54@reddit

It’s taking your fucking turn.
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gothamtg@reddit

Obviously, you’re not a golfer
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CardinalMcGee@reddit

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g)
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AskEntire2265@reddit

His wife owes money, and they pee on my rug?
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blinkyknilb@reddit

We'll cuttoff your dachshund!
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RelativeKick1681@reddit

Ja! Ve’ll cut off you viener dog, La-bow-wow-ski!
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Fantastic_Fly2381@reddit

Where’s the fucking money, shithead?*
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the_shaggy_DA@reddit

Hey at least I’m house-broken.
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Pseudonymble@reddit

No! - Maaaaan; not on the rug. Man.
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betabry@reddit

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
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cozmo1138@reddit

Thanks a lot, asshole.
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Apart-Chair-9674@reddit (OP)

It’s down there somewhere.
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hettuklaeddi@reddit

lemme take another look
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jaguirre80@reddit

Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
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Clamoxyl@reddit

My wife? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger?
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Mykull_Macabre@reddit

<while holding up right hand instead of left>
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hornwalker@reddit

The toilet seat is up! Man!
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sourdieselfuel@reddit

Wu, isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
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jaguirre80@reddit

He looks like a fuckin loser!
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hornwalker@reddit

Thanks alot asshole!
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Optimal_Cut_3063@reddit

🎵 The man in me will do nearly any task And as for compensation, there’s little he would ask Take a woman like you To get through to the man in me Storm clouds are raging all around my door I think to myself I might not take it anymore Take a woman like your kind To find the man in me But, oh, what a wonderful feeling Just to know that you are near Sets my heart a-reeling From my toes up to my ears The man in me will hide sometimes to keep from bein’ seen But that’s just because he doesn’t want to turn into some machine Took a woman like you To get through to the man in me 🎵
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Square_Ad8756@reddit

At least I’m house broken…
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smithtattoo@reddit

I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample.
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Steiney1@reddit

Every time a tree is micturated upon in rhis fair city, i have to compensate the person?
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Archie_Flowers@reddit

Nice marmot
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stereohalo@reddit

Obviously you’re not a schnauzer.
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patronizingperv@reddit

I think it's a Pomeranian.
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InternationalLaw4170@reddit

That dog is a nihilist!!!
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underpanttrousers@reddit

The story is ludicrous.
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armyofant@reddit

Stay out of my tub, deadbeat
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machone5103@reddit

Obviously you’re not a Retriever.
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machone5103@reddit

Portuguese Waterboarding Dog
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Chapaquidich@reddit

He didn’t drown *himself*, Dude.
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saskwatzch@reddit

nice marmot
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ItsASamsquanch_@reddit

Clearly you’re not a zoologist
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nice--marmot@reddit

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?!
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Electrical_Chicken@reddit

Is that what this is a picture of?
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LunchMasterFlex@reddit

Oh come on /u/Electrical_Chicken! It's depicting an amphibious mammal. Are we gonna split hairs here?
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peazey@reddit

What are you, a fucking park ranger?
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Montego1987@reddit

What are you a fkin park ranger now?
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Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit

Your wife owes money to Scooby Doo, that means you owe money to Scooby Doo
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X57471C@reddit

The way he says [SHITHEEAAAD](https://youtu.be/NlJGfFqYEms?si=zBMJPbsSpgwMSz-v)!!! Gets me every time.
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AKchaos49@reddit

If you're going to quote the movie, at least try to get it right. "WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD?!!?!?!"
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WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit

Hey! I know that dog.
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Ok_Twist_1687@reddit

At least he’s house broken!
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Mykull_Macabre@reddit

That dog does not dabble in pacifism.
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MonkMajor5224@reddit

At least he’s house broken
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AbruptMango@reddit

You see what happens when you fake throw the tennis ball?
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paniflex37@reddit

I’m staying. Finishing my swim.
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super_fly@reddit

Hey Woo(f)…?
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RossMxx@reddit

No, like I said, Woof peed on my rug.
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sqrl_mnky@reddit

At least he’s housetrained.
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West_Coach69@reddit

Where's the money lebowski!
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Clear_Marsupial808@reddit

Bunny says your good for it
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Broccoli-Cool@reddit

Obviously you’re not a golfer
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phase222@reddit

You can't board it, it gets upset. Its hair falls out.
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RedWolfMO@reddit

Language problem here. Little prick stonewalling me.
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SgtPepper_8324@reddit

The toilet seat is up!
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Kirbyr98@reddit

Le-bow-wow-wowski
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DeeEmm@reddit

Dammit Kirby, you stole my line!
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Kirbyr98@reddit

You can have "See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?"
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buttplug-tester@reddit

The Chinese Crested dog pissed on your rug?
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Parametric_Or_Treat@reddit

Bark of the series
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The_Great_Dadsby@reddit

Does this place look like I’m fuckin’ neutered?
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MrBark@reddit

I think it's a Pomeranian.
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NOT-GR8-BOB@reddit

You brought a dog to brace the dead beat?
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ChicagoDash@reddit

Hey Mister! Don't call that dog lifesaver. Call him, Shithead.
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LLKroniq@reddit

You're not dealing with morons here.
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GoochTwain@reddit

![gif](giphy|5bQM1ManCQMVi)
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Gaucho_Diaz@reddit

Do you see a collar on my neck? Does this place look like I'm fucking leashed?
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Rfunkpocket@reddit

well, that about does her, wraps her all up. and it was a pretty good sub don’t you think? made me laugh to beat the band.
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Objective-Pin-1045@reddit

At least he’s house trained.
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