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What would Sum up your sex life with the name of a British film?

Posted by ChefbotBarksdale@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 246 comments

The film must have been filmed in Britian or have a predominantly British cast or Director.

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Jolly_Report4@reddit

Carry on “ what the fuck is sex?”
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ChefbotBarksdale@reddit (OP)

A field in England
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ForegoTheSludge@reddit

Crank
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Hot-Addition2384@reddit

Red Joan mate that's pretty much what it is.
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condosovarios@reddit

We're trying for a baby so Nil By Mouth.
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Anubis1958@reddit

Oh well played, sir!
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condosovarios@reddit

I'm the wife!
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Anubis1958@reddit

Oh well played, ma'am.
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Ok-Percentage-5007@reddit

Hahaha! 👏🏼 wishing you (and your partner) good luck
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KeithMyArthe@reddit

The Wrong Trousers.
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WordWizardx@reddit

Hot Fuzz
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Mysterious-Marvelman@reddit

Mean machine
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Leader_Bee@reddit

Does it have to be British because i can't think of anything more fitting than Dune, right now.
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UKSterling@reddit

Carry on Loving
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TepidHalibut@reddit

If...
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TepidHalibut@reddit

Carry On Up The Khyber
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LuvvedIt@reddit

Are you boasting/lucky or do you not know what Khyber Pass is rhyming slang for? 😏
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TepidHalibut@reddit

Neither, I am deploying a thing called "Humour", to hide the sadness of my celibate life.
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ScreamingDizzBuster@reddit

Are you not familiar with British humour?
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LuvvedIt@reddit

Go on, FTAOD, explain it to me oh oracle of British humour!
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ScreamingDizzBuster@reddit

They clearly knew what it means. That's why they posted it in the first place.
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LuvvedIt@reddit

Sigh, I suspect it’s more likely they were NOT boasting bc (turning your point back at you) *if you understood the British psyche you’d know it’s not something we do*, and thus their likely meaning was referencing the classic Sid James line from the film: “they don’t like it up them”. And thus - to explain British humour to you - that they were being self-deprecating about their sex life… but missing the fact or forgetting that Khyber Pass is slang for arse (and therefore that it *could* ambiguously be understood to mean that they were boasting that they get anal sex.). So the fact you think it refers to the latter suggests YOU don’t actually get British humour or psyche and probably weren’t aware of the film’s classic line 🤷‍♂️
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ScreamingDizzBuster@reddit

Jesus Christ mate. It was clearly nothing more than an innuendo*-laden joke. Everyone else seems to have got it, but the fact that you appear to think the person posted it by accident without realizing the implication indicates that your British sense of humour is rather less developed than you think it is /*This is also a joke.
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LuvvedIt@reddit

Sure pal. Most of the users on Reddit are under 30, probably haven’t watched the Carry On series (lots of which are pretty dated tbf), don’t know the classic lines, and probably aren’t even aware of what Khyber Pass is slang for (bc they’ve never ever *heard* of the Khyber Pass bc it’s pretty fucking dated and obscure)… but sure *everyone* has understood all the facets of the angles here 👍
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Coffchill@reddit

Well, they don’t like it up ‘em!
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LuvvedIt@reddit

Pml
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Coffchill@reddit

Pml?
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LuvvedIt@reddit

Er, “pissing myself laughing”… it’s not uncommon and you can look things up you know!
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Coffchill@reddit

Pimp My Llama?
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Coffchill@reddit

Oh fudge, that was Clive Dunn.
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Twolef@reddit

Once
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hansonhols@reddit

28 years later.
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Disastrous_Style_477@reddit

Brassed off
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Imaginary_Desk_@reddit

Hunger
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pasamlksh@reddit

Oxv the manual
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rleaky@reddit

Castaway
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Bose82@reddit

Milf Hunter
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LotharLotharius@reddit

Withnail and I
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Psychostickusername@reddit

Too drunk and accidentally went on holiday instead?
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LotharLotharius@reddit

😂 And an older gay gentleman making a pass at you
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Wooden-Bookkeeper473@reddit

Perfumed ponce!
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Wooden-Bookkeeper473@reddit

The Italian job. God I miss her.
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budlight2k@reddit

Going off big time! 2000 gangster movie, with Peter Kay playing an extra!
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IlnBllRaptor@reddit

Hot Fuzz
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budlight2k@reddit

For the greater good.
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V65Pilot@reddit

28 years years later.
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discerningpervert@reddit

Snatch
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budlight2k@reddit

Great film!
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sharps2020@reddit

Good answer. Shame the film was absolutely shit though, oh well.
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Equivalent-Motor-428@reddit

😮 I could not disagree more but each to it's own....
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sharps2020@reddit

Correct, if we all liked the same thing it would be pretty boring. 😁
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Princescyther@reddit

Scum Its just a gross thing
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Mari-Loki@reddit

The Descent (my husband is a generous man 😂)
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Any_Friendship7845@reddit

Reservoir Dogs
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Any_Friendship7845@reddit

Reservoir Dogs
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Any_Friendship7845@reddit

Reservoir Dogs
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ChoakIsland@reddit

Snatch.
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ChoakIsland@reddit

Dead of night.
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mmoolloo@reddit

Carry on Regardless
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tizz66@reddit

Johnny English
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annoianoid@reddit

Bleak moments.
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No_Agent9997@reddit

Three Colours Blue
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Medium-Examination13@reddit

The wicker man
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EruditeKetchup@reddit

Fat slags (if I could find another fat slag to be my friend)
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dingdong-lightson@reddit

Blow Up
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Previous_Kale_4508@reddit

The Titfield Thunderbolt.
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Plumb121@reddit

The Uninvited
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theplanetpotter@reddit

The Lady Vanishes
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theplanetpotter@reddit

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
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vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee@reddit

Fuck, Cock and Two Smoking Boobies...
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vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee@reddit

Sightseers
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vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee@reddit

Dead Man's Shoes
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kipha01@reddit

carry on up the khyber
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jwf91@reddit

People (my wife) Just Do Nothing
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PeterG92@reddit

Milk
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Shipwrecking_siren@reddit

The other man
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alex_is_the_name@reddit

gone in 60 seconds
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en70uk@reddit

Carry on at your convenience
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mathcampbell@reddit

Given the events of the last week, I’ll go with “Secrets & Lies”. That or “Swinging With The Finkels”.
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skankyone@reddit

Filth.
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Glad_Driver2378@reddit

The good, the bad, the ugly
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alltorque1982@reddit

Stairway to heaven
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jenpalex@reddit

Fast and Furious, Tottenham Drift (never got a cinema release).
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Intelligent_Prize_12@reddit

A room for Romeo's brass.
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KonkeyDongPrime@reddit

Sex lives of the potato men
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MattHatter1337@reddit

Filth
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jai-phi@reddit

The Lair of the white worm
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AmbientApe@reddit

I spent many a happy evening my teen years watching that!
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jai-phi@reddit

I have not watched it in years . I'll give it a watch next week
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H0T_TRAMP@reddit

Gone with the wind
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BoringTruckDriver@reddit

Carry on up the Kyber 😏
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gotmunchiez@reddit

Pee-wee's Big Adventure
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yorkshire_patta@reddit

Sexy beast
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ScreamingDizzBuster@reddit

Four Weddings and a Funeral
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Grand-Impact-4069@reddit

Dr No
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MrsButtercupp@reddit

Me before you
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insertitherenow@reddit

Billy Liar.
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Ianhw77k@reddit

Scum
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MobiusNaked@reddit

Where’s yer tool?
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ChefbotBarksdale@reddit (OP)

Hahahahaha have you been shagging in the greenhouse
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therealstealthydan@reddit

Lock stock and two smoking barrels. My wife enjoys the fun stuff
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RelationFeeling7922@reddit

Saltburn
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pennikin@reddit

Repulsion Dr no
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HonkyBoo@reddit

Toy Story
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Arkanderous@reddit

Is that British? 🤔
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HonkyBoo@reddit

Oh true - but also fuck being British
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ChefbotBarksdale@reddit (OP)

Come on now there's no need for that pal
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HonkyBoo@reddit

It came across more serious than intended. But also I am not one to brag about being British or English.
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ChefbotBarksdale@reddit (OP)

Nobody brags, its more self depreciation. That's where our best comedy comes from
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HonkyBoo@reddit

Understand that - but without going off on a tangent, why would I be proud to be British? Proud of something I had literally no control over?
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ChefbotBarksdale@reddit (OP)

This is a tangent. Let's stick to the question at hand. This isn't politics or an argument x
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Mysterious-Stay-3393@reddit

Lawrence of a Labia.
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yoshiwot42@reddit

Paul
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Fine-Armadillo-5013@reddit

28 days later
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chewmypaws@reddit

Amazing how many people don't know what British means. The Third Man.
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OceanGuidance@reddit

Shaun of the Dead. I’m a mortician.
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underwater-sunlight@reddit

Nothing like cracking open a cold one at the end of a long day
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Scouse_Werewolf@reddit

Sexy Beast
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Great-Category-1197@reddit

Snatch
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dbltax@reddit

The Lady Vanishes
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ofthenorth@reddit

A private enterprise
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RawToastEater@reddit

Black Bag
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DW_78@reddit

whisky galore
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MD564@reddit

A hard day's night
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MD564@reddit

Brief encounter
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Life_Exchange_7188@reddit

Carry On Up The Khyber (sorry)
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sharps2020@reddit

Is there a film called 'barren'?
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Farsydi@reddit

The Men Who Stare at Goats.
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spaceykc@reddit

Saltburn
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Lexter2112@reddit

The Lady Vanishes
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gameovervip@reddit

Gone baby gone
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spaceykc@reddit

Her
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Snaggl3t00t4@reddit

Carry on up the Khyber
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JusSumYungGuy@reddit

Snatch
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Collapsinginblue@reddit

28 years later
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Groovy66@reddit

No Sex Please We’re British
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Gullible-Package-983@reddit

Only fools and horses
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pelvviber@reddit

Carry On Up The Khyber.
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Fragrant-Attorney-73@reddit

Snatch
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huejahfink@reddit

Top comment
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A_finger_of_fudge@reddit

Lethal Weapon
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terahurts@reddit

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
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ThePsychicBunny@reddit

I hope you cleaned it up.
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bobbyv137@reddit

The Crying Game
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jesusisherelookbusy@reddit

Brief Encounter
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P0rk1n5@reddit

Gone in 60 seconds
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Prisoner-1304@reddit

Rita, sue and bob too
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ChefbotBarksdale@reddit (OP)

One can only dream
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Adorable_Week7181@reddit

Gone in sixty seconds. Wait a minute……
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Alexboogeloo@reddit

Filth All Of Us Strangers About Time See How They Run
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funfun151@reddit

A Hard Day’s Night
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Grey_Bomberman@reddit

​Home Alone....... ​Gone in 60 Seconds...... ​ ​A Series of Unfortunate Events 😕
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ORNG_MIRRR@reddit

I dont think they're British films
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Grey_Bomberman@reddit

Four Weddings and a Funeral: Lots of waiting, a brief moment of intense excitement, and then it's all over.
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UnacceptableUse@reddit

Four weddings and a funeral - all the places I've had sex
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Grey_Bomberman@reddit

Dammit, you are right, but my answer still stand
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Grey_Bomberman@reddit

Even funnier when read in reverse 😭
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GT_Pork@reddit

Goldfinger
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gominokouhai@reddit

Local Hero.
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Reppin-LDN@reddit

Sounds like my ex wife
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PhantomOwl709@reddit

Filth.
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OrangeBeast01@reddit

Splash.
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Ok-Zookeepergame-698@reddit

The loneliness of the long distance runner.
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negras@reddit

Are you being Served?
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BillPlantzz@reddit

Wallace and grommit the wrong trousers
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SeniorSwordfish636@reddit

Dune
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Brido72@reddit

8 n a 1/2 weeks
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jonrosling@reddit

Ice Cold In Alex
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Yoguls@reddit

The third man
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CaptMelonfish@reddit

Goodbye Mr Chips.
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Yoguls@reddit

Snatch
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Arkanderous@reddit

aboutTime
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South_Caramel2178@reddit

The Italian job
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cosmicdancerr_@reddit

Shitter Island
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welshdude1983@reddit

Kes
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wybird@reddit

Brief Encounter
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Maude_VonDayo@reddit

Goldfinger.
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Coffchill@reddit

Love’s labours lost.
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Wise_Case@reddit

Wise case and the chamber of secrets Wise case and the prisoner of askaban
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gazchap@reddit

Snatch. Alternatively, Dead Man’s Shoes.
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Individual_Rule8771@reddit

Dead Man's Shoes is such a great movie. Pretty sure this is where Paddy Considine
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Interceptor@reddit

Whoops! Apocalypse.
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FScrotFitzgerald@reddit

Sex Lives of the Potato Men
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EasyPiece@reddit

Rita, Sue, and Bob Too.
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BaconBloomhill@reddit

Mr Bean.
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enthusiasticdave@reddit

This one's my favourite !
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jovial_rebel@reddit

I'm not sure about a movie but I have named my dick after a rock group ##WHITESNAKE Here I go again on my own
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Wonderful-Ad-8894@reddit

No Sex Please, We’re British.
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Independent_Ad1417@reddit

Only holding hands?
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_RustyBeard@reddit

Clockwork orange
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TheEngineeringMgr@reddit

Toys Story 😂
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Albert_Herring@reddit

Once Upon a Time in the Midlands
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gimineecricket@reddit

No Country for Old Men.
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bigaldotwerkfan@reddit

We still wank the old way
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New_Stats@reddit

The devil's playground
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MCDCFC@reddit

Die Hard
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zagreus9@reddit

Carry on Regardless
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distantahole@reddit

Carry on up the khyber
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riderism@reddit

Whisky Galore
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MKMK123456@reddit

Much ado about nothing.
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BG3restart@reddit

Finding Your Feet
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Spunkhogan@reddit

Was gonna say "I know what you did last summer" but then saw it British so um....the long good Friday?
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gmh182@reddit

Flash Gordon
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BuddyLegsBailey@reddit

Shallow Grave
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Killybug@reddit

Last of the mohicans
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pnutbuttafly@reddit

Nuts In May
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pope1777@reddit

Hot Shots Part Deux!
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Lazyscruffycat@reddit

Sexy Beast
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shnu62@reddit

Snatch
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DoctorWhofan789eywim@reddit

A Close Shave
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ExpectedDickbuttGotD@reddit

Lord of the rings Written by Tolkien, so British
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Sharo_77@reddit

Armageddon
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incredibubblez@reddit

The Third Man
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Questingcloset@reddit

28 years later 
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ImmediateFigure9998@reddit

Peeping Tom
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Appropriate_Emu_6930@reddit

Blow-up
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oxwearingsocks@reddit

About Time
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Appropriate_Emu_6930@reddit

Brief Encounter
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Pristine-Account8384@reddit

Carry On Screaming
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Sustainable_Twat@reddit

Home Alone
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Warm-Eye-8112@reddit

28 years later
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Thenamesreece@reddit

Sex lives of the potato men
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EternallySickened@reddit

Who wants salt and vinegar!?!!
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iceman___11@reddit

All quiet on the western front
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HoneyGlazedBadger@reddit

Carry on screaming.
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Upstairs_Yogurt_5208@reddit

Gone in 60 seconds
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Scared_Cricket3265@reddit

Carry On Up the Khyber
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Unable_Obligation_73@reddit

Brief Encounter
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revrobuk1957@reddit

Operation Mincemeat
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Strong_Remove_2976@reddit

Human traffic
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Oohoureli@reddit

The Sandwich Man.
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Aggravating-Web-3050@reddit

The inbetweeners movie
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karlware@reddit

Dead of Night
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GeggingIn@reddit

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
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Lewis19962010@reddit

The Hand of Night
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takesthebiscuit@reddit

Brief Encounter
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guzzlomo@reddit

Gone in 60 seconds
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No_Promotion_65@reddit

Can you keep it up for a week?
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Orsenfelt@reddit

Beats.
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Alternative-Pay2318@reddit

Hot fuzz
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Hot_Space_1982@reddit

Billy Elliot
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West_Yorkshire@reddit

Hot Fuzz (Ginger)
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Due-Two-6592@reddit

Dr. No Sorry that’s Dr! No!
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DescriptionSignal458@reddit

The lady-killer(s)
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Alex_mad@reddit

Carry on Abroad (1972)
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