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Infiniti's Jean Machine Rubs a Fake Butt on a Car Seat All Day to Keep Yours from Staining

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btmasta@reddit

This is not new in the industry. Seat manufacturers have been doing this exact same thing for decades 
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AutoimmuneDisaster@reddit

I kinda suspect this is missing the point. I always felt that the staining coming from the jeans was strongly exasperated by body sweat. Not sure if that’s accurate or not… but if it is, this setup is missing something.
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ZeroWashu@reddit

or as my friends found out with the wife's white interior Audi, the white doesn't really make a dent in the heat of sitting at the beach but it does show very well that you used sunscreen. generally speaking in my experience the issue with light colored, especially white seats, you don't notice it at first until you are well along into having a problem. I learned about wiping down the seats near weekly from years of owning a tan interior Miata, the world is a dirty place.
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rdyoung@reddit

It's definitely not sweat. The dye used for jeans takes a long time before it stops bleeding everywhere. Standard advice my entire life was to wash jeans by themselves not only when you buy them new but to stop any staining of other fabrics. And they most definitely will leave stains behind on lighter colored surfaces if they are new enough. I don't know where you live or if you actually know how thick jean fabric actually is but you would have to be sweating buckets to soak through them.
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AutoimmuneDisaster@reddit

But did people tell you not to stack new jeans in with other clothes in a pile due to the risk of bleeding over? Or was the advice only to wash them alone? If the risk of them bleeding is in the wash and not while folded in a pile, that makes me think it’s the liquid that’s catalyzing the bleeding.
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rdyoung@reddit

I didn't think thought about it. Jeans just always were folded and stored with like. But most of our jeans were bought well used so they had lost most of the extra dye by the time we bought them. It's also your ass moving around on the fabric, temp increase from ass on seat, etc. It's definitely not sweat. Remember that it can some dyes a very very long time to fully dry and some never do. I'm guessing you don't have much experience with jeans because it will even stain your hands. It doesn't take much to make newish jeans bleed everywhere.
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Forrest319@reddit

Moisture is not necessary. Friction causes the indigo dye pigments to loosen up and they can shed without moisture. But adding moisture (e.g., washing) will help wash away all the indigo pigment that has already been loosened from friction. Indigo is more of a top coat of dye that sheds easily relative to most dyes used for clothes.
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slwrthnu_again@reddit

It really comes down to the jeans themselves and what dye is used. Raw denim with actual indigo dye is going to bleed and stain your seats whether you sweat or not. The jeans have not been treated and haven’t seen water yet. Your typical denim that you buy at a box store isn’t going to cause you issues unless you are sweating like crazy as they have been treated and beat up in washing machines before you buy them.
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Hrmerder@reddit

I'm sure it's important in stuff like just general wear to the seat material and cushion, but yeah unless they are using some hydraulic oozing of booty sweat into dem' jeans, I don't think the human component is truly there.
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CasioOceanusT200@reddit

Infiniti should probably work on new products that are profitable.
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Super_cooper001@reddit

I mean, putting in r & d to make the ultimate seat is pretty cool, seems like an old school Lexus strategy, really get all the details perfect.
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Scrantonicity_02@reddit

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. Whole factory was looking at her.
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WCWRingMatSound@reddit

Next thing you know? Quality got low low low low low low low low
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rivermesh@reddit

>Whole factory was looking at her No wonder the quality of the cars is shit.
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NightFuryToni@reddit

Quality hit the floor...
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Secret_Company@reddit (OP)

Article: * [**Infiniti**](https://caranddriver.com/infiniti) **has a new robot designed to develop leather seats capable of avoiding stains left by blue jeans.** * **The new robot replicates a passenger getting in and out of a seat more than 10,000 times in order to test lifetime durability.** Car interiors live a hard life. Unlike most of the frivolous items we consume every day, the inside of a car is expected to stand up to weather, jewelry, bodily fluids, and—harshest of all—children. And not for a short time either. We measure the life of our smartphones and laptops in years, but our cars are expected to last for decades. Because of that, automakers have come up with all sorts of tricks to improve the durability of their vehicles' cabins, often with the help of robots. Remember the moment from *2001: A Space Odyssey* when HAL, the sentient artificial intelligence, attacked Dr. Frank Poole, sending him careening into open space? It was a terrifying look at a potential future. And while the reality of ceding control of our data and creativity to megacorporations is scary enough as is, AI-powered robots in the real world are often much more dumb than they are scary. Take Autocado, a robot Chipotle launched in 2023 for the sole purpose of cutting avocados—though it couldn't do so without human intervention. The robot still needed an employee to fill and empty the machine. Or, look at Taco Bell's AI drive-through assistant that was so bad at its job, a man ordering 18,000 cups of water was able to crash the system. When it comes to testing the durability of leather bound for an [Infiniti QX60](https://caranddriver.com/infiniti/qx60), that means a ridiculously funny buttocks-shaped robot whose sole purpose is to rub a pair of blue jeans on a car seat over and over again. For cars outfitted in dark cloth or leather, blue jeans stains aren't much of a worry, but anyone partial to a pair of 501s and a white leather interior can tell you that blue jeans stains are a real problem. Engineers at Infiniti apparently wanted to find a solution to that problem, developing this derrière robot in the process. With a pair of dungarees strapped on, the robot is tasked with sliding in and out of a car seat. The machine reportedly replicated the action more than 10,000 times while Infiniti engineers worked to ensure the protective layer over the leather worked correctly. Not quite *2001: A Space Odyssey*, more Big Mouth Billy Bass.
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strongmanass@reddit

What do HAL and Autocado have to do with Infiniti's autonomous seat strengh (ASS) robot? Did someone have to meet a word minimum?
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Imaginary_Act_3956@reddit

>autonomous seat strengh (ASS) What an acronym.
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strongmanass@reddit

Pulled it from my afternoon special space. Currently emailing Hyundai for my royalties.
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turb0_encapsulator@reddit

this is definitely what Infiniti needs right now
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ikilledtupac@reddit

This will surely save the brand!  Checkmate, Mercedes. 
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beardedcatfarts@reddit

I haven’t had any coffee yet and thought Jean Machine was a person’s name.
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Seeker80@reddit

Jean Machine is not my clothier♪ They're just a bot that helps condition my seats♪ But I can't rhyme with these beats♪
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JaredGoffFelatio@reddit

Dang robots taking our jerbs
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ZaheerAlGhul@reddit

Great to hear wouldnt want Japanese raw selvedge denim bleeding onto my seats.
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Noto987@reddit

Dam ai taking our jobs
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fiero-fire@reddit

I don't know why but I read Jean Machine as some French person's name and was super confused
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