Anon is shocked too see his wage numbers
Posted by XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 13 comments

Posted by XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 13 comments
the-dogsox@reddit
When you love what you do you don’t work a day in your life.
nothing_in_my_mind@reddit
You won't believe when I tell you some people get murdered for no money at all
Also, sounds like a sick movie, I'l lwatch it
Shapit0@reddit
It is a sick movie
Reading_username@reddit
The Italian Job (2003) is a great movie, but surprisingly low stakes.
The original heist was only $35 million, the bad dude then spent like, only $8 million, and then the next heist is like $27 million.
In retrospect this seems to a surprisingly small sum in today's dollars, for the magnitude of effort the characters go through.
Powwer_Orb13@reddit
Plus Ocean himself was in it as much for the heist itself as the cash take, so the monetary value isn't as important to the emotional pay off of the movie, when the main character is doing it moreso to steal from the mark, than to enrich himself.
JudasIsAGrass@reddit
Even if Oceans doesn't age too well, 12 does show that for a lot of them it wasn't really enough and easy for them to blow through. Only Reuben was wise enough to invest in stocks.
gagsmacbags@reddit
Anon spent the entire movie jacking it to Chris Pine and missed key plot points
yer_yeet_got_yote22@reddit
That 40k was the amount of money needed to secure generational wealth. Not just any 40k though, 40k from the same bank trying to take their land for the oil. So in reality they stole 0 bucks and shot several people in the process because it was given right back to the bank they stole it from. Now that bank gets monthly payments for managing the families trust. Totally fucked situation all around and a phenomenal movie.
Spaciax@reddit
it's 40k in 2016 which is a penthouse and 5 yachts in 2025 so it's understandable
Flatulentbass@reddit
Good Austin Powers reference to be made
LitmusPitmus@reddit
Love this film ain't no way that land was only worth 40k
stillphat@reddit
I don't remember the details but
The land already mortgaged out at whatever terms already existed, and once the bank realized there was oil reservoirs or whatever, they tried to reposes the property because the family was behind in payments.
it was something to that effect.
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