Anon didn't like the moon landing
Posted by bitchnibba47@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Posted by bitchnibba47@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Revolver_Oc3lot@reddit
It was not real anon it was obviously greenscreened facebook scientists told me so.
Mesarthim1349@reddit
The moon landing was faked on-location
RedTygershark@reddit
Cowmunist@reddit
Anon shits on one of humanity's greatest achievements after he finally reached silver 4 in league of legends
RaiderCat_12@reddit
It’s not about the landing, it’s about sending a message.
Also, rich coming from a 4Chan dumbass who probably will never achieve anything relevant in his life and spends his time trying to undermine one of the greatest human accomplishments.
therapistmurderteam@reddit
Wdym? Some of those shoot influencers and then immediately tell their roommates about it in explicit detail that happens to fill the gaps in explanation from the fbis story about them. Rude
Eternal_Flame24@reddit
The apollo landings did a shit load more than "hop around for a bit" and "plant a flag". They gathered samples of every kind of rock they could find, bringing back hundreds of pounds back to earth for study. They also deployed EASEP/ALSEP experiment packages, which measured things like solar wind, the moon's gravitational and magnetic fields, seismic events, etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_program#Samples_returned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Lunar_Surface_Experiments_Package#
Herzyr@reddit
Anon is surprised those astronaut nerds didn't get topped by big burly green aliens
Reading_username@reddit
One of my top 20 youtube videos is the beans commercial where the astronauts are getting ripped to shreds by a moon alien, and one hides behind a rock, but then squeaks one out in his suit and the aliens find him.
Abdul-Wahab6@reddit
How did the monster hear the fart? There's no air
Cool commercial anyway
Loopy-Loophole@reddit
Genuinely, that’s a underrated horror bit I never really thought about till that. Monster picking off you and your guys and you can’t even run. Like when you’re running in a dream.
victor4700@reddit
soiboi64@reddit
PackOfManicJackals@reddit
Yknow now that you mention, so am i
babypho@reddit
It was that day that America found out the moon didnt have oil so it didnt need freedom and democracy.
nik_cool22@reddit
What, did he actually go blind? Tf?
retsoPtiH@reddit
"damn. this shit is borning. it needs more shit" -- first actual words when stepping on the moon
TheHomeshreker@reddit
Hate that i recognize that lyric
an0n_burner1997@reddit
what song is that from?
Expirem@reddit
Pillow Talking by Lil Dicky
retsoPtiH@reddit
don't forget Brain
t-10 until Brain gotta poop
minun73@reddit
Love that I recognize this lyric.
TheHomeshreker@reddit
Do you fw da war?
minun73@reddit
Huh? What did you just say?
retsoPtiH@reddit
fellow bitches that know about Pangea 🤜🤛
MikeRauch-@reddit
I should put dinosaur’s on that bitch
SpaceBug176@reddit
Fake and gay, infact.
You can literally see a dumbass over there if you focus on that black spot at the back too hard.
Rakhered@reddit
wait.. is phone the black mirror?
constantstateofmind@reddit
Dude that was fucking great
Got me good
Memeruff@reddit
Based
leastemployableman@reddit
Anon is bewildered by the fact that the moon landing was broadcast without subway surfers on half the screen.
Pytalovec@reddit
>> sees one of the greatest humankind achievements
>> instantly thinks about men
thr33beggars@reddit
I don’t know what one guy, one jar has to do with the moon landing. But yeah, who wouldn’t think about men when watching the manliest man of all time.
Oh wait, the moon landing is one of the greatest human achievements? Seems trivial compared to a man pulling broken glass out of his asshole. But to each their own.
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Well...it was one small step for man
Player_Slayer_7@reddit
And one giant leap for Mankind!
-StalkedByDeath-@reddit
Man step?
Now you're thinking about their feet?
believe_the_lie4831@reddit
Go blind?
Captainwumbombo@reddit
OH MY GOD, THEY WENT TO THE BORING ASS WHITE ROCK IN SPACE AND FOUND NOTHING INTERESTING????
Heavy_Equivalent6747@reddit
Anon doesnt know that they spent a very long time on the moon, and did alot of science
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
After they launched from the moon, the blast knocked the first flag down
All the other flags on the other missions were planted much further from the lunar module so that wouldn’t happen again
Any_Struggle_8457@reddit
Why does it seems gay?
Vikerchu@reddit
Bro saw the moon landing and said fake and gay
kartinki_s_vystavki@reddit
Fake, if it's so cold in outer space as they say, why is there no ice or something?
Medical_Artichoke666@reddit
Didn't you see Deep Impact? It's 9000 degrees in the day time.
Wiggie49@reddit
Who went blind?
retsoPtiH@reddit
i don't think anyone did, but due to the lack of shielding outside the earth astronauts report seeing white flashes with their eyes closed
basically their eyes get hit by radiation