Anon isn't into girlfailures

That was funny(see top of all time) but at some point people starting to laugh at japanese pedophiles, which evolved into ironic pedo jokes which quickly evolved into unironic pedo jokes which evolved into straight up pedophilia.

Beware the irony pipeline

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Capital_Pick3604@reddit

nah they were allways pedos

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Pepe_the_clown123@reddit

i read this comment and the post right below this one was the post you were talking about

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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

Hikikomori?

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knightshade179@reddit

Menhera is the word

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Capital_Pick3604@reddit

lolycoomers sub

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Try not to go to lolicoomers

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EinMuffin@reddit

Girlfailure?

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Limgrave@reddit

The world is "children"

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No-Guess-3391@reddit

Congratulations to Miku, who's the father?

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Bullseye669@reddit

Anon isn't taking on account that OP might be into that

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koscheiskowska@reddit

There are some crazy baddies with rooms that would make Asmongold's look clean and tidy

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Legend13CNS@reddit

For real. I will repost this as a warning to other Anons

Met an grad student intern we had at work; super smart, cute face, great body, tall and thin. Extreme ADHD, likely on the spectrum to some degree (nobody gets that excited about our field unless they have a screw loose). Not a problem, I'm those things too, we got along amazingly well. Somewhere along the line we had to swing by her place on the way to another function, at which point I discover the catch. It was a total nightmare of a hoarder situation inside. Trash, crumbs, dirt, dead bugs, dirty laundry, mold, every surface everywhere. Felt like I needed a shower from just stepping into the place.

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

Even Asmongold somehow had baddies getting with him. I truly don't understand anymore

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Legend13CNS@reddit

There is a large section of the world's baddies that just follow money/clout. It just be like that sometimes.

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koscheiskowska@reddit

The privileges of being the Roach King

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Kreiger81@reddit

First person I thought of was the streamer DS_Lilly tbh. she's objectively super pretty and her place and stream room famously is a sty or was.

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karmadontcare44@reddit

Even on random IG reels, I’ll come across a 9/10 in their bedroom looking like they’re standing amongst the rubble in an active warzone, it’s crazy.

You know it’s bad when you are shaking ass on the internet for simps and 80% of comments are related to how dirty your room is

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bendbars_liftgates@reddit

Yeah I've seen some crazy hot trainwrecks before. One is generally well-advised to avoid boarding to begin with, as jumping off prior to derailment can be difficult.

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koscheiskowska@reddit

Best case scenario, you accidentally trip a pile o' garbage and get eaten alive by a million roaches like Beni from The Mummy

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bendbars_liftgates@reddit

But before that you get to be her interpreter while she reawakens plagues of egypt, and that looks great on a resume.

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ponzidreamer@reddit

Anon thinks anime girls are real

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Nexii801@reddit

Nah, personally know one. Actually super cute, 0 orbiters though. Actual NEET, literally the only one I know. Basic hygiene. (Showers, brushes teeth, does laundry etc. just nothing extra) But as good a friend as she can be.

Mental health be like that sometimes.

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EmberMcLain_@reddit

Info pls

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Nexii801@reddit

No, weirdo.

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

Thinking girls are real

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OREOSTUFFER@reddit

My girlfriend of ten years legitimately lives like this.

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dirschau@reddit

Anon is severely mentally unwell, so that tracks

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CommunicationOk3766@reddit

that tracks

Baseball, huh?

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C_umputer@reddit

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Slip_Snake@reddit

Anon,

gif

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SipoteQuixote@reddit

They are real, but theyre humans who like anime. Its just a girl version of you fat friend, Chase.

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sykotikpro@reddit

Ones cute, the other is op, and the last is incredibly gay (you)

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therealtai@reddit

What happens when I'm all 3 at the same time?

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SpaceBug176@reddit

That's not possible.

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I_WORK_AT_QFC@reddit

4chinners will imagine anything to avoid self-improvement.

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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

Part of the incel mindset is that attractiveness is predetermined and self-improvement is pointless. (Source: am a former incel)

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Fractoman@reddit

So just a cel now?

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dicericevice@reddit

Could just be my experience but I've met two beautiful disasters and in both cases they had overbearing mothers who were critical of their looks but also babied them and always cleaned after them.

Which is why they went through the effort of looking good but were too lazy to clean after themselves when living alone. One even had rotting food in her room.

And both had a line of guys just waiting for them to look their way.

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emperor_antonium@reddit

Anon is unaware of femcels it seems.... In this case ignorance is indeed bliss and he should go back to shitposting in pol

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TheOneGreyWorm@reddit

There are real women like these. Beautiful but so fucking disgusting.

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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

Remember that episode of Friends where Ross goes on a date with a girl who's really hot but her apartment looks like the end of time where garbage is all that has remained?

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TheOneGreyWorm@reddit

I feel like I should...but honestly only a few memories of Friends remain.

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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

https://youtu.be/wueZzNvMEEY

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WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit

their houses are dumps because all they do is eat, bathe and sleep in them too. The attractive women like this have their houses turn into dumpsters because they don't spend a spare second in them and just let everything rot in neglect.

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TheOneGreyWorm@reddit

I have seen woman who do live in them, they have pee bottles. Old ones.
There are disgusting people of all genders, attractiveness has nothing to do with it.

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Few-Requirement-3544@reddit

How in the world does a woman pee in a bottle?

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WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit

i am not saying those sorts dont exist, i am just saying what i've had to witness countless times as a bond cleaner, tenfold that factor if they had pets. ugh.

They finally get the pay to not just rent rooms or live with their parents; but want to keep the nonstop work and nightlife going.

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Dd_8630@reddit

Even if the character drawn that way was real, it's still fucking foul.

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Braze_It@reddit

Link to thread?

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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/82538430

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MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit

Can confirm I've met a girl who lives like this.

Can confirm she was chubby. Not morbidly obese but... I'd say a good 275-295. I dunno, I never really checked/asked what her weight was

Her house stunk so bad that my dad asked me if I'd just came home from a graveyard.

We dated for four years and she cheated on me when I went to college.

Now she constantly posts on Instagram about how men suck and she's stuck in a crappy house in Plainfield with a dead end job.

Moral of the story, it's not cute, it's likely very depressing

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Early-Noise-9443@reddit

dude.. 280 is just chubby for you?

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gruez@reddit

You're right. 275lb and 6'2" is 35 BMI, which is in the "severe obesity" range.

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MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit

It was literally a guess man. I have no idea how much she weighed. She was also like six foot two I probably should've mentioned

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QFB-procrastinator@reddit

I want to assume you’re exaggerating (no probs i also suck at estimating people’s weight and height). 280 lbs is 127 kg, that is not chubby.

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Fenrir-The-Wolf@reddit

That's still a fucking 20 stone woman, mate. That is gargantuan, not just a bit chubby.

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karmadontcare44@reddit

The comment you replied to was focusing more on the fact that regardless of height, or even gender, 280 is very morbidly obese lmao, we are well over 100lbs past ‘chubby’ for a woman

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Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit

Some men drown while others starve

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AI_GeneratedUsername@reddit

295

Buddy

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TraumaPerformer@reddit

I met one also. Completely out of shape, covered in spots, lived with her dad. Smoked pot and played Xbox all day, barely moved. No furniture, chairs or anything, just a bed and a tv propped on shit.

House was like a hoarder home that’d been picked up and shaken. The smell was difficult to imagine but impossible to forget.

It’s depressing to know someone lives like that.

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stop_talking_you@reddit

until you see that one japanese girl whos living in a cockraoch infested home crawling 1000 of them over their stuff. she even coocks food while the insects crawl over it. people still find her cute.

hikikomori isenct girl saikyo chan

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