Taco | TheaterFire

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ThisIsNotTex@reddit

Kind of weird ass shit I be eating the week before my period starts and I refuse to go to the store

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sencha_kitty@reddit

Looks good but for me to eat that I would need to reduce the green onion to maybe one or two and I would need them chopped

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

It was supposed to be a veggie wrap but I put too many delicious fillings to wrap it :/ we improvise in these parts lol

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FeeshCTRL@reddit

I mean, the toppings would fit in the wrap if you actually cut them lol.

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

I think theres enough fiber in the fillings for a few days. The high fiber tortilla was unnecessary

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

I’m on a GLP-1 medication so I need extra fibre so I don’t get constipated and die 🥺 I do eat like 3x more than the average person though lol. Plus those wraps are only 90 calories!

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

Yea I hear you with the calories. Gotta do what you gotta do with that medical situation too. That'd be a shitty way to go. Or would it more accurate to say not shitty?

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It works out. It comes and goes, mostly bc I don’t remember to drink enough water since I’m eating less in general, but it works out lol. Definitely a shitty way to go though 😭 although I think I’d rather take the L and die than go to the doctor and have them give me an enema lol

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

Idk i think diarrhea-ing yourself to death would be shitty. Constipation is the opposite. But would laxatives not work if you had to do something? If I had the spare time in that situation though, but needed the hospital, id drive to a farther one and wear a mask. Then ask them to numb my ass. I could deal with a nearby shot. Not down with just raw dogging an enema either though. Absolutely not.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

LMAO. Driving to a town where no one would recognize you just in case. I purchased some stool softeners that my doc recommended and they seem to help when I remember to take them but usually they take a few hours, and by the time I realize I have to poop but it won’t come out I’m already crabby and miserable so I just gotta take a wooden spoon to bite and do some deep breathing, soul searching and hope for the best as I have one hand on each wall and sweat dripping down my temples as I feel like I’m literally giving birth out of my ass 😔 thankfully no hospital trips yet lol. No hemorrhoids either (knock on wood)

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

Yeesh thats fucked. Unless softeners only work for a short wi dow despite taking a while to have effects, I'd just take em every time I ate, or two or three times a day if your a lots of tiny meals/snacks person

Im not religious, but ill pray to the gods for soft stool for you

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Thank you 😔 I appreciate it lmao. I worry about taking them too often bc I definitely don’t wanna overcompensate and have explosive diarrhea either though. I walk a fine line

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keldawgz@reddit

If you had chopped it up instead of leaving it as footlong stalks it definitely would’ve fit to wrap lol

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coopatrooper@reddit

Umm, a BIT of green onion? I beg your finest pardon..

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Banana_Phone888@reddit

I was thinking almost the exact same words lol, I love green onion, but that’s unhinged

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rowrowfightthepandas@reddit

There's a burrito place near me that has whole stalks of green onion on their salsa bar. I'd grab a bunch and just alternate between bites of burrito and bites of green onion.

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JoMamaSoFatYo@reddit

There’s this local taco place that seasons and fries whole green onions. I’ll order a whole side to go with my tacos…😂

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clash_by_night@reddit

Ooh, onion sticks.

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JoMamaSoFatYo@reddit

NoM NoM NoM 🤤 😂

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Not enough imo

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TheDarbiter@reddit

r/onionlovers by chance? Because I agree, that’s a good (if slightly not enough) amount of green onions.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Oh I am an onion FEIND. Every cooked food needs onions. No sandwich, salad or burger is complete without raw onions. If it’s savoury, onions go with it lol

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Awkward_Pingu@reddit

It's neat that there are people that fiend for different thing. Myself, I put about 20x the black pepper on things that people expect. My Aunt on my dads side always was the over pepperer...... but i don't think they know about me.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

See now THAT sounds like my worst nightmare lol

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tntslater@reddit

Oh girl, my dad used to say take a slice of bread, butter it and fill it with whole green onions, fold in half and eat. It’s bomb especially with spaghetti.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Omggg. Actually in my country we have this salad?? Thing? Called siriluk which literally translates to onions and cheese lol. You mix green onions, crumbled feta and yogurt together and can eat it on the side of fatty meat dishes. I just raw dog it with some crusty bread sometimes though

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tntslater@reddit

That sounds good!

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TheDarbiter@reddit

Yessss soul sister

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thebayisinthearea@reddit

Preach, y'all.

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Uchihagod53@reddit

Just a touch to enhance the flavor

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chris84126@reddit

Just the tip

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Bauerman51@reddit

SHOVES it in

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Choice-Valuable313@reddit

That there is a peck if ever Peter picked a peck!

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DanielaNakamura@reddit

I think that green onion is not a little bit

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senpaimitsuji@reddit

I have never seen anyone do to this green onion what you have done

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h8_milk@reddit

It’s mexican night at the hamsters cage

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doll_tease@reddit

The green onionnnnns?

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TonyClifton323@reddit

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Zatchillac@reddit

Maybe cut more of the bulb off from the green onion.

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SlopPatrol@reddit

I hope you brushed your teeth after

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kurai_sama@reddit

"A bit of green onion" i am an onion LOVER and i approve. Nice job

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Haunting-Ad134@reddit

I hate you(not really, muah😘)

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Chillonymous@reddit

Ah I've seen worse

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Dry_Software_1824@reddit

Keep telling yourself that

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asistolee@reddit

Veggie wrap I think

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thecakebroad@reddit

Weird flex with the whole green onions.... but it's your dinner, not ours, thank goodness

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Staypuff21@reddit

This is what croutons wish a salad was

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dodoletzthebigstupid@reddit

Imma be honest that looks fuckin delicious i would eat that shit up so fast

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indiharwellisfine@reddit

Fuck….

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Altruistic-Hand-7000@reddit

Someone call the r/onionlovers, you’ll be welcome there

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ThisSiteIsCommunist@reddit

Was going to say the same thing, oo come join the dark side and fuck these hosers

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kinezumi89@reddit

Who...who eats green onion in stick form

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ThisSiteIsCommunist@reddit

WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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Ambersfruityhobbies@reddit

r/OnionLovers

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PrincessMold444@reddit

thats more than a bit of green onion

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Nere4Hudes@reddit

👋🩴 🤕

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Bring me a plate of cut up fruit to say sorry 🥺

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Zerial-Lim@reddit

Yo didn’t specified WHICH fruit, so…

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

The mango bone ✊🏼

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Zerial-Lim@reddit

OP, I apologize. I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lesshitier than you...... monster...

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moist_towelette@reddit

Execution by chancla ☠️

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Obvious_Pie_6362@reddit

It’s having that chewy outside layer on the onions for me 🤢

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hatecriminal@reddit

A bit of green onion is one way to put it. More green onion than everything else combined is more accurate.

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0neirocritica@reddit

"a bit of green onion"

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sleepyslimyslinky@reddit

No I disagree

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pandaman467@reddit

This is why people hate vegans. This right here. /j

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Tronkfool@reddit

You have some tortilla in your spring onions

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NorthernCobraChicken@reddit

Bagged salad with whole green onions and thousand Island dressing on a flour tortilla?

To the gulag.

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coma-toaste@reddit

I'd fuck with this. Whenever I eat something similar my body always feels clean and fueled in the best way. And I'm strangely a lot less anxious when I'm intuitively eating.

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TheTipsyWizard@reddit

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TanjoCards@reddit

The concept of shame needs to make a comeback.

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NegotiationCute5341@reddit

Youre joking

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BlackberryOdd4168@reddit

A green cloud cartoonishly escapes your mouth as you let out a sigh in relief of being done with this nonsense taco

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FirstAd4000@reddit

r/OnionLovers

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lichen510@reddit

omg

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Chompif@reddit

That's a wrap not a taco imo.

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SharkPicnic@reddit

This is quite possibly the most offensive thing I've ever seen someone call a Taco. Well done.

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Bzchasingpokemon@reddit

This is bad, but that bologna taco dude was worse

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chud_rs@reddit

Agreed. Anything with ketchup shouldn’t be called a taco

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daaaaamntam@reddit

Tell that to the people whose meals end up in r/mexicanfoodgore

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LarenCoe@reddit

That was Valentina Hot Sauce, not ketchup.

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Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit

I don’t know. At least that one had some protein.

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StrangerWeekly1859@reddit

The Mexicans take offense to this.

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jivens77@reddit

If it wasn't for the plate, I was going to say that's one way to eat a salad without dirtying any dishes.

I still wouldn't call it a taco, but maybe a lettuce wrap... but I think those are something different.

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Secret_Account07@reddit

You can’t be asparagus in a taco like that

I didn’t think this had to be said but apparently it does

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ladivarogue@reddit

That looks like green onions to me - personally I'd rather have asparagus (which I love but not on tacos 😂) this just looks way too pungeant, and I love extra spicy anything and cook with onions, but this is a dish too far lol

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Secret_Account07@reddit

Oh I think you’re right

Just replace what I said but with green onions

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Lank-Man@reddit

Looks like Elder Scrolls food

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GiveMeAllTheRadishes@reddit

Dragonborn in the middle of the combat be like

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TinyPidgenofDOOM@reddit

No

That's a salad in a tortilla bowl

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The_Other_Randy@reddit

Scal-yums

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Match_Least@reddit

The most offensive part of this taco is that all the green onions are facing the same way. The white and the tip have very different flavors and should have been alternated! The mayo was also gratuitous :)

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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Did you even bother to heat up the tortilla? Or did you just eat it cold and stale like your personality?

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Dependent-Hurry9808@reddit

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clethard@reddit

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hmm….

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Oxetine@reddit

Try eating some protein

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

I’m not a big meat person anymore lol. I eat a lot of Greek yogurt and protein ice cream though

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Oxetine@reddit

Eat plant based proteins like beans.

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

I ask this question as a card-carrying white person, what is with white people eating raw tortillas?

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Sea_Structure_8692@reddit

Yuck…iceberg lettuce

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Zeldabacon64@reddit

cut up the green onion and we have a deal. wouldn't call that a taco tho

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adviceicebaby@reddit

So...taco salad?

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BearAny3265@reddit

I got your back! Must be GOOD! Only Chinese will get how good this is.

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kale4reals@reddit

Oof youre gonna need a hot shower

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toweljuice@reddit

I thought this was r/ambien for a sec

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xLittleKittenxx@reddit

Blasphemy

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KingPinata69@reddit

You have quite possibly offended all of Mexico with this, even the vegan ones.

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artemarthur@reddit

finally someone on my level of love to onions we could be friends and eat onions 24/7

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thatirishdave@reddit

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SageMerkabah@reddit

Straight to jail

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AMDeez_nutz@reddit

Nope

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thezaxattack12@reddit

That’s a lot of onions mate

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MathiusShade@reddit

You monster.

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SuccotashFragrant354@reddit

WHERES THE PROTEIN

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sachimokins@reddit

“I bit of green onion”

I just want to talk

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dooshlaroosh@reddit

Taco’nt

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scaper8@reddit

Who hurt you?

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MleemMeme@reddit

Thats a hand salad.

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winehousegirl@reddit

did we need 4 scallions

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whycatspaint@reddit

i've made something similar. i'd add refried beans or home cooked beans to that! the green onion though i'd personally have chopped finely. love adding excessive amounts of those to my ramen bowls though

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Admirable-Apricot137@reddit

Just the THOUGHT of eating that much raw green onion is giving me a headache 😭

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SeaworthinessOk6742@reddit

r/usernamechecksout

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Low-Contribution7489@reddit

I love green onions

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Low-Contribution7489@reddit

Hell yeah dude

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Mischief_Managed12@reddit

How do you mess up a taco this badly bro

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rawmeatprophet@reddit

Lolco

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Yourmomschoncha69@reddit

bone appled teeth almost made my throw my glass against the wall. Also, this person is an asshole for calling this a taco. I hope this is all a simulation, because this is fucking ridiculous.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

You’d probably be happier if you ate one of my veggie tacos 😔

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Yourmomschoncha69@reddit

I think it would send me into a rage, but best of luck and to each their own, but that's salad on a tortilla, not a taco.

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Zala-Sancho@reddit

OP is a goat

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

My man 🤝

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Zala-Sancho@reddit

A goat. Not THE goat. 😂

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

😔 that was a baaahd pun you mad

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Darknessintheend@reddit

“Angry in Spanish”

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pointwelltaken@reddit

RIP your coworkers noses.

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EntropyNT@reddit

Calling something a taco does not a taco make.

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LarenCoe@reddit

Needs hot sauce.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

You’re so right. Should have got the lime cholula out but I didn’t wanna dig it out from behind the other stuff in the door :(

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More-Operation-6855@reddit

You clearly do not cook. I don’t think you know, flavor combinations, and FYI, green onions do not count as “meat“. You’re supposed to cut them up and put them on top if you try to bite into this it would just not work.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

It worked just fine since I ate it all ☝️🤓

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

That second picture was necessary because I didn’t accept that you were gonna mow down on those whole fucking onions.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Ya habibi you should see me with half a red onion. I use it as chips to eat tuna salad lol

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richmondtrash@reddit

If you used vegan condiments you would be praised for your ingenuity over at r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn … but instead you must be made fun of here

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robinthecat2020@reddit

Dill pickle hummus, thousand island dressing, AND mayo?!

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Didn’t wanna choke, needed moisture lol

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SanestExile@reddit

No

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NoiseEee3000@reddit

This is what an AI robot would do when asked to "top with scallions"

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

This one made me actually laugh LOL

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PonchoMcGee@reddit

This is breath terrorism

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GravyPainter@reddit

Well. We can't be friends anymore

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DadJokeBadJoke@reddit

Looks like someone took a leek on your "taco"

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tntslater@reddit

I’m into it!

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Full-Falcon7513@reddit

Where’d u get that cheese Danny 🤨

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ZeefMcSheef@reddit

Seek help

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cappiebara@reddit

Ya mon! I love me some grene onions! 5-stars!

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JohnnySalami_711@reddit

Nope

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PlantainExtension277@reddit

The way u took the second pic seems like a taunt that says 'come fight me' loll

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Frigate_Orpheon@reddit

It's a taco in the way a hot dog is a sandwich 🙇🏼‍♂️

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

Hot dog is also taco ☝️🤓

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drumscrubby@reddit

It’s especially nice that the tortilla is both raw and flour. It’s the little touches.

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MrAppleSpiceMan@reddit

a lot of people don't know this, but you're actually legally allowed to just eat a salad. you don't have to put it in a tortilla like you're hiding a 40 in a brown paper bag

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

I eat salad every day 😭 let a girl have some variety in her life

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Particular_Legend427@reddit

Ummm not a taco at all

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munky8758@reddit

Cant even cook the onions 😢

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da_gigolo_ant@reddit

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Post this to r/OnionLovers. There will be a different reaction.

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Nefarsus@reddit

Tacno

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zeejay772@reddit

Wow you’re dusgusting

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

That’s not what your dad said last night 😳

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Sea-Independent-726@reddit

girl wth

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

A bitch be hungry 😔

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Sandisax1969@reddit

As a Texan who loves tacos…no

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alazystoner420@reddit

Just make a salad at this point. The tortilla makes it more inconvenient lol.

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oniiichanUwU@reddit (OP)

😔 you know, I was still hungry afterward so I ended up just dumping the rest of the salad on the same plate and actually eating it as a salad. You’re probably right lol

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