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Posted by aggieguy21@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Seasonal drink menu at a local Houston restaurant.
Posted by aggieguy21@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Seasonal drink menu at a local Houston restaurant.
my_team_is_better@reddit
Well, “local Houston restaurant” narrows it down quite a bit! Care to share the name of this establishment?
have2gopee@reddit
You got a good Sarsaparilla?
mouawad23@reddit
Sioux City alright?
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
This looks like a pretty strict drug regiment to keep the mind, you know, limber
GrassyKnoll95@reddit
How are you gonna make a Lebowski-themed cocktail menu without a Caucasian?
musicman1980@reddit
Came here to say exactly this.
Ambitious-Visual-315@reddit
Seriously, they had one job. ONE JOB
Better_Yak2735@reddit
We fucked it up! WE FUCKED IT UP!!!
MiPaKe@reddit
Nothing is FUCKED, Dude.
anditcounts@reddit
Don’t say peep when I’m making my drink menu!
Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit
They're just a bunch of FUCKIN AMATEURS
What-a-Crock@reddit
Do they got a good sasparilla?
Ambitious-Visual-315@reddit
No but they do a good salty dog
redsfan1970@reddit
Sioux City
xxFrenchToastxx@reddit
The goddamned plane has crashed into the mountain
vanillaninja777@reddit
Too obvious, maybe? Or, more seriously, it should be on the standard menu
tatertottspurs98@reddit
It did no occur to them
Roderto@reddit
How are you gonna keep us down on the farm once we’ve seen Jackie Treehorn make a hell of a Caucasian?
CosmicDisciple@reddit
I like a little Delta 9 with my Caucasians.
balsadust@reddit
No Caucasian?
Seven22am@reddit
The Royal We and You’re Pit of Your Element are must trys for me. My wife would order the El Duderino and I’d take a good sized sip.
MiPaKe@reddit
Brandt can't watch you take a sip though, or he has to lay $100.
MediaFreakGodIcon@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
MilaVaneela@reddit
People have said it already but… no White Russian?
Got any Kahlua?
kinkyslc1@reddit
The bars over there.
MilaVaneela@reddit
So what do you do, Lebowski?
kinkyslc1@reddit
Who the fuck are you u/milavaneela ?
smellsburnttoast@reddit
The friend with a cleft asshole?
MilaVaneela@reddit
tittering increases
BOMBLOADER@reddit
daskaputtfenster@reddit
God I fucking love this scene
remelign@reddit
Que ridículo!
Slight-Novel4587@reddit
Where are the oat sodas??
Charcoal_goals@reddit
Ya voy
shutitjess@reddit
Name the restaurant!
phalanxausage@reddit
The lack of Kahlua having been covered, I would also like to express my disappointment at having "ups and downs" but not "strikes and gutters."
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Flor de Cana is some good rum dude. Outside of that this menu is ludicrous.
blumster@reddit
Two oat sodas Gary
whaaaddddup@reddit
Incredible.
khetti79@reddit
Mind if I do a J instead?
ContractLow180@reddit
They’re not into the whole brevity thing.
PENT2P@reddit
No Caucasian? So racially... they're cool?
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
medorian@reddit
Gave the Dude a menu.
dojarelius@reddit
The dude would be very disappointed in these hipster garbage beverages
livingfrankenstein@reddit
Two oat sodas, Gary.
Professional_Sea1479@reddit
What kind of family establishment is this with no Caucasian, TREEHORN?
im_rapscallion86@reddit
White Russian…
G-Unit11111@reddit
Obviously, you're not a margarita.
mjpfinger@reddit
No White Russian?? What the fuck
RedPhule@reddit
Far out, man