Stewardess: Did you enjoy your flight?

Passenger: No, in fact I did not. This airline, which goes by the name of Scat Airlines, made promises that were not fulfilled. I booked a ticket on this specific airline under the assumption that the flight crew, if not the pilot himself, would take a steaming dump right on my chest. I wanted to be taken to brown town. I wanted the in-flight meal to be a shit sandwich, hold the bread. And instead, I’m exiting the aircraft after my flight, and can you smell my breath? That’s right, you can still smell the mouthwash, which means I did not get what I paid for. So in all things but the literal sense, this flight was shit.