Anon is the meme | TheaterFire

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P0pt@reddit

God I wish that were me plapping whales.

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home_rolled@reddit

As someone with a singular experience, no, you do not

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I can confirm. In my experience it's the complete lack of any exertion. It doesn't feel any differently but doing all of the work takes all of the joy out of it. It isn't mutual, it's more like resignation. They're just lying there like a stinky, soft log until the next time she wants you to buy her food.

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meermaalsgeprobeerd@reddit

Yeah, you didn't really make her feel comfortable or attractive. Not that you have to, but it makes all the difference in my experience...

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ToMyOtherFavoriteWW@reddit

Fat chicks give amazing blowjobs if you make them feel sexy. OP doesn't know what to do.

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Estropolim@reddit

So do gay men or so I've heard I've heard (I'm not gay) but that doesn't make it any less repulsive.

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RedditHatesFreedoms@reddit

That’s why you hit the local gloryhole. It’s not gay if you can’t tell whether or not it’s a dude or not

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Estropolim@reddit

That isn't true I can taste the difference

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pbj_sammichez@reddit

Not always true. I got the worst toothy blow job from a fat chick who was absolutely into it (got on top, definitely having a good time). Best blow job i ever got was from the skinniest girl i ever hooked up with. Like, her blowjobs haunt my dreams...

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zekeybomb@reddit

Older asian lady for me and man she kept going even after i busted. Had me white knuckling the sheets while my soul left my body.

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metamorphomo@reddit

You’ve clearly never porked a good fat bird.

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Longjumping_Visit718@reddit

Imagine the smell..

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Indy734@reddit

Like a hot turtle tank

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Fredest_Dickler@reddit

I know what each of these words mean but not together

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

hot turtle tank

Evocative.

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squairon@reddit

Holy shit that is so true

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BoosherCacow@reddit

I am really questioning the choices I have made in my life that led me to being able to read your comment and immediately say with assurance: "Yeah."

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I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit

I do my very best not to.

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rexutah1986@reddit

Spot on.

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thatgymdude@reddit

Truth, even alcohol did not remove that experience from my mind and soul.

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BigCarBill@reddit

Explain please, for research purposes

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cheapdrinks@reddit

The tits are great, the pussy smells like death

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Unsilentdeath81@reddit

Excuse me, the tits are just big bags of shapeless fat lacking any muscle support underneath and when hitting it from the back you get gentle whispers of hot stink reminding you that she is incapable of wiping properly.

It is a disaster fit for only the most desperate of bastards. It’s akin to eating carrion in a desert.

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BGsenpai@reddit

It's actually incredible how bad it smells, pussys microclimate and therefore smell is affected by what they eat too so then eating mcdonalds every night doesn't help

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camelyoga@reddit

that’s ironic coming from a repulsive moid

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BGsenpai@reddit

im a guy, i've just experienced a few women unlike you

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BoosherCacow@reddit

Not to mention the folds if they aren't super careful with cleaning. Hot piss smell.

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snrup1@reddit

Yeah. Its... unpleasant. The girl I was with was very sweet and had a pretty face, but man, at some point there's just too much person.

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chiefoogabooga@reddit

The smell... Even if they're relatively clean, big girls have folds that don't get much fresh air. Warm, moist environments grow all kinds of bacteria which fucking stink.

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Doctah_Fauci@reddit

Sex... not even once.

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Fredest_Dickler@reddit

Sex is a psyop dont let them take your virginity

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C_umputer@reddit

Stay strong brother

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ForGrateJustice@reddit

as someone else with also with a twice previous experience, NO you do NOT. I stupidy went back for seconds. It was a mistake.

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Unsilentdeath81@reddit

No you do not. There is no way that something that becomes that big and has that many folds and creases is capable of cleaning itself throughly.

The mere act of wiping becomes a Sisyphisian task when you’re dealing with a crack that becomes that deep. I speak from experiencing a wife that ballooned after we got married. “Happy Fat”, her Gyno called it.. Yeah, happy for who?

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RedditHatesFreedoms@reddit

May god have mercy on your soul

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

It easily could be. Even I can bang fatties and I'm a redditor.

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ForumsDwelling@reddit

The man, the myth, the legend right here folks

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

Yup. Just gotta lift up that gut and plug your nose.

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PlantationMint@reddit

I don't think I could ever be that desperate... chubby is one thing, but like FAT? Nah, i'll just jerk it

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

I'm exaggerating. Smallfats don't smell.

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PlantationMint@reddit

Nah, I got you. Im just saying, some of those whales out there... like 200 lbs or 100kg +, have some standards. Times are tough, but goddamn

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RedditHatesFreedoms@reddit

200 lbs on a woman is the equivalent to like 300 lbs on a healthy male frame. It’s actually insane how big women get

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

Fatties with standards sure is a sign of the times

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Next-Use6943@reddit

Think about the smell

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BudgetRespect@reddit

Their breasts are soft and floppy, do you know what that smells like?!

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

If you bang them in the shower, slightly soapy skin.

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Estropolim@reddit

And regret

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WendyLRogers3@reddit

Ooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell
The smell of plapflap surrounds you.

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MondayBorn@reddit

No. I refuse to.

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rexutah1986@reddit

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Fun_Union9542@reddit

Exactly

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rexutah1986@reddit

Yup id kill for the chic with the black stocking and thick hips. Every bbw I've been with was a super tanker

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Fun_Union9542@reddit

Always

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stridernfs@reddit

The thing about girls that big is that there is only so many positions.

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Unsilentdeath81@reddit

“Starfish”and “Trash Bag” are the only ones I’m aware for fatties and they both smell the same,

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PEE_SEE_PRINCIPAL@reddit

When you're fat with a small dick the positions are limited anyway.

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ravens52@reddit

Lmao 😂

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zangor@reddit

I read this in a heavy Irish accent.

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Any-Crow-1131@reddit

Oh captain my captain

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darkest_hour1428@reddit

Go on tinder and be willing to travel to a city or a trailer park, no inbetween

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Fisherman_Gabe@reddit

How do you manage to not go soft when you open the curtains and the smell of stale uterine tissue and yeasty fish assaults your nostrils?

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lavalantern@reddit

Another day knowing I’m a better person than a 4 channer

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LJGuitarPractice@reddit

It’s called doggie style and it’s existed before there were dogs

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RufusKyura@reddit

"women are cosplaying the plapjak meme now"

Posts a female that only has thick thighs and a big butt

...Anon, you are regarded.

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OTigreEMeu@reddit

Does that word get you banned off this website nowadays? Why are you saying regarded?

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izanamilieh@reddit

Yeah sounds regarded

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IllustratorAlive1174@reddit

And gay

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Watermelon192837@reddit

Fat/chubby girls are the best but everyone is just too proud to admit it. They have low self esteem so they do anything to maintain the relationship. Best sex I had was with fat girls. Never tried whales though, they are hard to approach because they are always on defense

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14981572942101@reddit

Yeah they're a lot of fun but you failed to mention that they will brag to everyone. Everyone at the restaurant I worked at knew I banged her the night before . Of course the embarrassment didn't win over the dick brain when she showed up a couple days later. Post nut clarity was basically, 'what have I continued to do??'

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Never tried whales though, they are hard to approach because they are always on defense

You need to find one that's beached herself.

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NachoNutritious@reddit

They are hard to approach because they are always on defense

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Robrogineer@reddit

Spot on. Chubby girls are fantastic.

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gngrbredman87@reddit

Id kill a man for a shot at those hips what the fuck is up on about oh my god

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I_am_NotOP@reddit

SAuce

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-Neeckin-@reddit

Top one is Lowkeydeadinside I think

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DominoUB@reddit

That woman is build is entirely unnatural and I am here for it.

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PlantationMint@reddit

Found the games journalist

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RawketPropelled40@reddit

Just take a land whale, give her lipo and bam you got that

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QFB-procrastinator@reddit

Yeah it might be her but i can’t find the pic used in the post

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benmarvin@reddit

Found the photo on FB (mirrored left to right) with a link to a Telegram with her name.

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FMC_Speed@reddit

doesnt look like her though

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Pustules_TV@reddit

The link in the bottom right of the photo suggests it's her. Also it just looks like her.

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soldier_of_death@reddit

Bottom left is Paige Steele

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doctor_big_burrito@reddit

Is it weird that I also recognized her?

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CozyCoin@reddit

Thanks boss

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Thiccxen@reddit

My man

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LeyendaV@reddit

Bless.

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Kanakravaatti@reddit

LKDI

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SV3RG1NAT0R@reddit

AI

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Little-Cat-2339@reddit

Wait she's not even that fa-

Irish flag

Ah, that explains it.

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Irish flag

For a people absolutely obsessed with using the word cunt to describe everyone they sure are picky about which ones they use.

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rooshavik@reddit

If she’s fat then I’m Albert cause I feel like our views on size are vastly different

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gragglethompson@reddit

You might just be american

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InfiniteRaccoons@reddit

Yeah she's objectively fat, her BMI is probably close to obese. American standards are rock bottom.

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m4teri4lgirl@reddit

She is fatter than fuck. Just because you think she’s cute doesn’t make her not morbidly obese.

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QFB-procrastinator@reddit

Yeah, first anon is brain-dead. While the cosplayer isn’t exactly thin, the plap-jack is supposed to be an unhealthily obese landwhale.

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Law180@reddit

Too many Americans here. That’s a whale in op.

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NachoNutritious@reddit

Literally the only reason she doesn't illicit immediate visceral disgust is because her stomach is flat due to how she holds the weight. Look her up with clothes on and she looks like a landwhale wearing a girdle.

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Fredest_Dickler@reddit

It's nice there's still some people on this site that aren't retarded

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meechmeechmeecho@reddit

She’s not fat. I think she’s just supposedly cosplaying as the fat girl meme.

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buzzy_buddy@reddit

she's fat as fuck lmao

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Zeus-hater@reddit

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Ok_WaterStarBoy3@reddit

Not even close to the actual repulsive landwhales that plapjak is about

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robertcraneffs@reddit

Yeah they’re trying to make it look hot. But it still just reminds me of the meme. Which just reminds me of… the memories

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camelyoga@reddit

or the undesirable men such as yourself

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ArseholeryEnthusiast@reddit

He's Irish he's not used to the joy of big hips. Thank God for the influx of Brazilians.

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Brazilians

Above a certain latitude in the Americas, the most common plastic surgery is a breast enhancement. Below that line, it's breast reduction.

TL:DR, study plastic surgery, git paid.

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Saint_Rizla@reddit

When the Poles and Brazilians showed up here, suddenly women had to compete with other women that looked attractive without wearing four layers of make up and fake tan

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

🎶Thunderthighs are on the move

Thunderthighs are loose!🎶

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FMC_Speed@reddit

Feel the magic, feel them more

Thundercats are loose 🎶

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Just keep saying "Thunder!"

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Next_Addendum769@reddit

i'd man my harpoon tbh..

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Atlas001@reddit

would

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kylerittenhouse1833@reddit

These are the girls that inspired this meme?

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TurboBatman@reddit

Source on the first slut?

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CaptMcButternut@reddit

Lkdi

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Pm_me_clown_pics3@reddit

I don't care, I would hit it but I would not quit it.

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paddycr@reddit

Roll them in flour and aim for the wet spot

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fowlowl47@reddit

That ain’t nothing

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wagman43@reddit

There’s not really any incentive for a woman to be skinny or fit. Even a fat girl will be desired by some guy

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No-Quit5712@reddit

women are cosplaying its literally one photo

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ImproperEatenKitKat@reddit

tbh, that photo followed by actual porn makes me think it's an OF user recreating the meme and posting a thirst trap to promote it.

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rs6677@reddit

And is that even the plapjak? Is every woman that's fat and wearing black knowingly cosplaying it too?

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DarkScorpion48@reddit

In Anon’s mind? Yes

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Samboyo99@reddit

Best meme

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Ill-Scheme@reddit

I've slept with all manner of women & people and I gotta tell ya, big gals are amongst my most favorite. I am a bit chubby but also rather large and I just vibe better with big gals.

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vapingphilosopher@reddit

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x_o_x_1@reddit

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Kitano1314@reddit

Anyone remember 'the fat slags' from The Viz?

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Nick700@reddit

The people in this thread calling the top left girl not fat have gone full retard

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FMC_Speed@reddit

the girl in the picture is far too hot to be a fat meme

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NachoNutritious@reddit

I'd rather die alone than ever fuck a fat girl again.

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Snowball3113@reddit

Lol don't worry you will

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NachoNutritious@reddit

https://i.imgur.com/mp9LEuk.jpeg

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OhFuuuccckkkkk@reddit

Anon is simply mad she’s got a smaller rack than he does.

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Pubesauce@reddit

She's "little fats" as far as American foids go and her body stores her fat in all the right places. Literal best case scenario for a woman being overweight. She's shaped like a Venus carving.

Being mocked is a low price to pay for plapping that.

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thegame2386@reddit

🎵🎵🎵Awwwww! Won'cha take me home tonight!🎵🎵🎵

🎵🎵🎵Awwwww! Down beside that red firelight!🎵🎵🎵

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