Anon lives with a goth girl

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SneedAndChuckYaoi@reddit

big tiddy goth Stopped reading right there. That’s a Reddit-tier meme, and has never been funny.

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somehuman16@reddit

my penis was literally in my fucking hand and anon decides to make a stupid fucking joke he literally couldve made me cum but he thought getting some "lols" was more important

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legeborg0@reddit

It's one of the best greentexts i've ever read. I needed to reread it two times. Awesome

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man-teiv@reddit

I remember when greentexts were mainly switcheroos. where have they gone

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QFB-procrastinator@reddit

I’m fairly new to 4chan so i may just be misinformed, but i wouldn’t say there’s a lot of those. I remember “the sky’s rim belongs to the nords” one and some “pic unrelated” ones but that’s it.

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moragdong@reddit

Billion years old greentext

still gets some people

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BurningMoths@reddit

I’ve read it a few times before and it still got me

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This exact quote is always what I say when a group of guys surround me in an alley. Obviously a very scary situation, but then they tell me I have to suck their dicks or they’ll beat the shit out of me. A wave of relief washes over me, not only because I’m not gonna get stabbed to death but also I don’t have to make “plans” for later that night.

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HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit

This brings back memories of the days that I worked as the guy who cleans up in a men's bath house, a real high society joint. Occasionally, my boss would say that a customer paid to have a load master on deck to take loads to the face so it wouldn't go all over the floor where they might slip and break their tail bones. He always laughed thinking it was a real raw deal for me but the guys would throw hundred dollar bills me, they called it "greasin the pig", often followed by shots to the face. I came away rich from that job. I spent it all on Melania coin and now I'm broke, but it was cool for awhile.

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bendbars_liftgates@reddit

And to think everyone was worried that all that "psyop" stuff would actually have any effect on this sub.

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Uncle480@reddit

This reminds me of the days when I was younger. My mom left me with my dad when I was just 8, so it was just the two of us. I was a little mischievous at times, but I tried my best not to test my father's patience. He was very testy, to say the least. I like to think I was a pretty good kid. One day, however, I was feeling extra feisty. My dad told me to take a bath, and I told him I didn't want to. He demanded I take a bath, and I (stupidly) told him to screw off (all little kids like to test boundaries with whatever swear words they can think of). Well dad didn't like that one bit. He reached into his pants and pulled out his long set of jumper cables and started beating the living daylights out of me with them. I learned my lesson that day, that's for sure.

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Yeseylon@reddit

I assume that's a copypasta already?

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useroftheinternet95@reddit

More like first 99%

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Ryanlam123456@reddit

anon bathes with an imaginary girlfriend and scp-426

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SyedTalks@reddit

Can we bring peak 4chan greentexts back like this one. all the new ones are so redditified now

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Express_Character253@reddit

epic

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DiscodogFR@reddit

Still one of the greatest green text, so much details are well placed before the reveal "Fear of getting rusty", the fact she no longer eats for a while said as "she doesn't even look at me for a week", the "primal urges" being food, truly a 10/10 writing

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Remarkable-Chef9644@reddit

Got me. Reread and lol-ed at "getting rusty"

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SilDaz@reddit

A classic.

And I fell.

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anons gf is a cat

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Natfan@reddit

me rn

gif

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