Anon Ponders Protagonists
Posted by SteamedHams456@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 37 comments
Posted by SteamedHams456@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 37 comments
Winter_Low4661@reddit
Well, that depends. What do we actually know about bob-bomb biology?
Din_Plug@reddit
Explodes.
Takes damage from explosions.
Takes physical damage.
Takes damage from falling over
No notable damage from being kicked or punched by a plumber.
smallneedle@reddit
Only takes fall damage on the same height level, if you throw him off cliff she jump back unharmed
Din_Plug@reddit
It's not that he doesn't take fall damage. He just wants to throw you off of the mountain for playing dirty more than he wants to stop.
14domino@reddit
Uh, Samus fucking Aran?
EmberMcLain_@reddit
Samus fucking Aran?
MyOtherCarIsEpona@reddit
Trivially
Dmc_ryan_@reddit
Female V would annihilate him
Plenty-Set-7258@reddit
Too busy fucking melanin enriched individuals.
OO_Ben@reddit
upload Detonate Grenade
Dude just fucking explodes
DaBuckets@reddit
I think Sora can manage
Brussel_Rand@reddit
I don't know how to tell you this champ. Sora is not a girl, he's a boy. You're probably going to want to clear your r34 folder you have there bud
DaBuckets@reddit
Oh shit i read through too quickly and overlooked the female part lol
Brussel_Rand@reddit
Too late, you're gay now. A Madonna record and a grindr account are being sent to your location as we speak
Brussel_Rand@reddit
I don't know about beat, but Jill Valentine could probably beat him off. She's a hand job queen you just know it
_Diggus_Bickus_@reddit
Seems easier than nemesis i think Jill Valentine has this
iateyourdinner@reddit
Duke Nukem would blast his head right open and then proceed to take a shit in his hole.
FroYoManInAFroYoVan@reddit
Dick Kickem's a girl?
Based
varstok@reddit
Samus makes this a cake walk.
ObamiumCrystalHunter@reddit
Every time Samus walks it's a cake walk
Robot_boy_07@reddit
Chell portal 😎
clayticus@reddit
Lol I did that at 6 years old ;)Â
Lithary@reddit
You slut! ;D
Babki123@reddit
He was beaten by a plumberÂ
Skjellnir@reddit
Tomb Raider and the secret of the Bomb King
loplopplop@reddit
Skjellnir@reddit
Is she strong
PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit
Idk dude should we assume the ONLY way to beat him is to pick him up and throw him? If so then no, Estelle Bright cannot do that. But she can thwack the shit out of him with a staff and cast magic, surely he isn't impervious to those, it's just not something Mario can do.
smallneedle@reddit
If it's the 64 DS version (and by extension Mario Kart ds misson mode) it's more easier as someone just need to grab another bomb-omb around the map to throw at him, if explosion outside of marioverse is allowed he get mobbed by usual fantasy setting as he is not immune to explosion apparently
MericanMeal@reddit
Any time I see posts like this one or the one about having to fight everyone you've killed in video games, I like to imagine someone who only plays things like animal crossing or harvest moon
SUDDENLY_VIRGIN@reddit
Is a penis required to wahoo?
Fisherman_Gabe@reddit
Yeah but it can be a female penis
TooTiredForThisShit3@reddit
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
SUDDENLY_VIRGIN@reddit
/r/ traps for more inspo
Capital_Pick3604@reddit
THEY MADE PENISES WOKE!!!11!!!11
P0pt@reddit
Nah, only required to YIPPEE!
Too-many-Bees@reddit