Country fried steak for breakfast
Posted by nobodyworthmention@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 111 comments
Posted by nobodyworthmention@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 111 comments
KyleCXVII@reddit
That gravy needs more flour and butter
catdogfox@reddit
And less ejaculate
RandyFunRuiner@reddit
As close to 0% as humanly possible is my preference.
Nogohoho@reddit
I can go as low as 2%
Moist_Board@reddit
Is that what 2% milk means?!
Soren_Camus1905@reddit
Eejackalet?
armstrony@reddit
Soren_Camus1905@reddit
🤝
Justice_Prince@reddit
Hey there are some things you can never have enough of.
Weewoes@reddit
Maybe even some brown. White gravy creeps me out lol
Euphoric-Height-2488@reddit
How did u get the eggs like that?
vanderbubin@reddit
Did your roommate make it for you after an argument?
nobodyworthmention@reddit (OP)
Hmmm. The argument was yesterday. Thought we were making up
LarenCoe@reddit
Ugh, that gravy...
neverfoil@reddit
r/mysteriouswhitestuff
flaming_pubes@reddit
Cumtry Fried Steak
greenbastard1591@reddit
Big_Steve_69@reddit
Makin gravy!
greenbastard1591@reddit
SGT3386@reddit
Secret sauce
EasyBoysenberry940@reddit
White gravy is so effing good its insane. Im usually not a fan of gravy unless its au jus
MysteriousLotion@reddit
I think I have found my new home board
nobodyworthmention@reddit (OP)
Secret family recipes that I will not share even under torture.
International-Fun-86@reddit
What about kinky torture then?
nobodyworthmention@reddit (OP)
Will consider it
mkstot@reddit
By the looks of that sauce it was passed from your grandfather to your grandmother, then from your father to your mother.
DragonfruitGod@reddit
That’s disgusting. Have an upvote for that 👋
averagedickdude@reddit
Donair sauce?
werewilf@reddit
I mean it’s probably hard to climax while being water boarded. For most people
headbanger1186@reddit
Looks like you had fun cooking it at least.
Rebel-665@reddit
Gimme the recipe
nobodyworthmention@reddit (OP)
Give me liberty or give me death, but I will take this secret to the grave so no one can torture their offspring with this plate of food again.
Rebel-665@reddit
Gotta ask what is the flavor? Most gravy like that has lots of pepper and I don’t see any. If I was going to guess maybe very little flour and using bacon grease or something of the sort instead of butter?
lanch-party@reddit
It’s probably veeeeery salty
Pale_Row1166@reddit
Here’s the recipe, everyone: open up a can of cinnamon rolls. Remove the frosting container add it to a bowl with salt, black pepper, and disdain. Serve it to all of the assholes, you WILL come out on top one day.
Rebel-665@reddit
Just read the torture there offspring oof.
344567653379643555@reddit
Special sauce
maxru85@reddit
r/chefsspecial
yesyesitswayexpired@reddit
Oooh that's watery
Leather-Reward-7020@reddit
Cumglazed steak
Heuristicrat@reddit
There are cookbooks for such things.
Professional-Cap9599@reddit
Cum sauce breakfast
Acornriot@reddit
Cowboy cum and eggs
Weewoes@reddit
That's not mash?
greenbastard1591@reddit
gerrineer@reddit
And which cunt fried it?
No_Poet_7244@reddit
Enjoy your semen covered hockey puck I guess
ZazkzJs@reddit
No ma'am i don't wanna my patty with cum, thanks You
gojibeary@reddit
Gravy game hella weak
Javalin-man3000@reddit
Is that icing sugar on a steak?
TenebrousSage@reddit
Why is there icing on it?
NoStupidQsExist@reddit
passed out 3 times but your breakfast is ready
fgbfjb@reddit
looks like a glazed apple fritter from kroger
Affectionate_Leg_641@reddit
thecodeape@reddit
That is probably why Rita wrote a letter.
No-Drink-8544@reddit
Bro ordered the cummy steak
BananaHomunculus@reddit
Cumtry fried steak
stayclassytally@reddit
Did your roommate make this for you after a fight ?
glitterysweater@reddit
Nice, I also prefer nut instead of gravy. Good call
True_Tie_4445@reddit
baby gravy
Muriness@reddit
Country fried steak with glue. Delicious.
iamsheph@reddit
nichyc@reddit
Topped with extra protein!
Beer_Is_Good_For_Me@reddit
This guy fuckin cums on his food
OddRoyal7207@reddit
Is the steak in the room with us currently ?
atlas_lol@reddit
A slice of pizza beef with a side of butter.
JayofTea@reddit
Gravy made of seminal fluids and corn starch?
Ok_Zookeepergame5141@reddit
Those eggs look scrummy.
Arancium@reddit
"I passed out 3 times but your steak is ready"
Unlucky_Air_6207@reddit
'Blood, sweat, and tears' is so yesterday. Time to step it up.
Key-Examination-499@reddit
You might have taken the word "porn" in the name of the sub too literally
Justice_Prince@reddit
Why you should never trust a restaurant that calls it "country fried" instead of "chicken fried"
Capital-Orange9645@reddit
Nut…. Fried steak?
FUNKYOSELF@reddit
Cumtry fried steak
KentuckyFriedEel@reddit
What -try!!?!
FreezingwindDOTcom@reddit
Country gravy or Cumtry gravy?
Payton03tamu@reddit
Gravy glaze…my favorite
WitchQueen_@reddit
“Hey babe, I passed out twice but breakfast is ready”
Kevin7650@reddit
I should call him
Expensive-Jacket-516@reddit
You should call me
Medford_Lanes@reddit
Jizz. Like, cumshot.
CloudMerlin@reddit
Someone glazed your patty…
FeverInHeels@reddit
ahhh yes the secret sauce
Snoo_67993@reddit
Milk steak. She'll know what it is.
FinalBluebird3883@reddit
What country
jervin22000@reddit
That is cum from a dick
quintessentialQT@reddit
Okay people eat chicken and waffles and that's sweet syrup on chicken so I'm willing to give this a try.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit
Frosting on a chicken fried steak is WILD. 😮
RandyFunRuiner@reddit
Some might call it frosting, I guess.
ekun@reddit
It's almost a glaze for a donut.
last-of-the-mohicans@reddit
I thought it was frosting too.
Safe-Magazine-244@reddit
That looks like the country breakfast at Shenaniganz.
ChefAsstastic@reddit
warmpita@reddit
That's cum.
Last-Marionberry9181@reddit
That sauce looks sus but country fried streak is amazing
SofaChillReview@reddit
This is actually a thing, this isn’t how it should look and also not a fan of something being white gravy
Which this also doesn’t look like
maxru85@reddit
Which country did you fry this time?
sleepymatt4222@reddit
i threw up a lil
Maksilla@reddit
I see that you were very excited to make this steak.
t0p_n0tch@reddit
Cumtry fried
allbeardnoface@reddit
But why did you cum on it?
SirMy-TDog@reddit
Cumtry Fried Steak
lanch-party@reddit
Thought this was an apple fritter
papalorenzo@reddit
Sorry, I don’t swallow gravy.
BearvsShad@reddit
Someone’s hydrated.
LiamIsMyNameOk@reddit
I have some meat for you if you're still hungry
danfish_77@reddit
Wrong sub bro
Narrow-Tap4020@reddit
How many times did you pass out making the gravy
onionleekdude@reddit
Cumtry fried
DragonScrivner@reddit
The gravy looks a bit thin but I’d eat this.
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
"extra cum, please"