Korean beef tartare with sesame dressing. Seems like a sebaceous cyst.
Posted by gartropod@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 93 comments

Posted by gartropod@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 93 comments
notevenwordshere@reddit
In Korea, they serve it with a raw egg yolk that you mix with the beef, then dip in the dressing. Never seen anyone dump the dressing over it like this. It doesn't look good here, but it is legit one of my favorite meals.
Pretend_Star_8193@reddit
That sounds great, tbh.
notevenwordshere@reddit
Hell yeah!
AliceinRealityland@reddit
aaaahhatelife@reddit
You either made this or bought it and in either case someone is gonna burn in hell for that monstrous thing
hippodribble@reddit
They should take it with them. They could eat it after it heats up.
aaaahhatelife@reddit
Korean bbq
mrsbrightside04@reddit
thanks man, I was eating…
krynnmeridia@reddit
Congratulations, this is one of the most foul posts in the sub!
MarkEsmiths@reddit
r/foodtoeatinthedark
CyberSoldat21@reddit
I can smell it through my screen
kyra0728@reddit
like the scent of a tonsil stone😖
EasyBoysenberry940@reddit
Sorry, that's me
CyberSoldat21@reddit
It’s all good
Miserable-Milk233@reddit
Idk if I’m just unusually hungry but I’d honestly eat it lol
krynnmeridia@reddit
Oh, I'd definitely try it, lol.
Plus_Interaction_516@reddit
I think I just saw that on Dr Pimple Popper.
honey_nut_cheeryhoe@reddit
Transphattybase@reddit
When I was a kid we’d go to the toy store and buy Sea Monkeys. Now, I guess, it’s tape worms?
Not_3_Raccoons@reddit
Yes I would like the raw beef strips in the cement mix.
No, no lettuce or fries, thank you.
ShapedLikeAnEgg@reddit
Babe, wake up! New DQ concrete flavor just dropped: Cookies and Cream with Beef Tartare
24223214159@reddit
You know, you're onto something. I think the cookie texture would probably go as well with the beef texture as hummus on a burger. Switch that to a smooth honey ice cream and add a mustard swirl and you'd have something I could see selling for $20+ a plate at an "experimental" place I know.
More_Combination86@reddit
“I’ve been slaving over a mixer all day for you to just complain about the looks?! I mean oven.”
SheWhoLovesSilence@reddit
As a European whose favourite starter is steak tartare, this honestly looks delicious…
DreV3@reddit
That's the stuff from Still Wakes the Deep isn't it?
pepcorn@reddit
That looks so delicious.
EienNoMajo@reddit
After watching several Alien movies now, this makes me uncomfortable.
brandnewbanana@reddit
Gagh is supposed to be served live.
_PirateWench_@reddit
Is it supposed to be raw?
Dream_Dragon_Gina@reddit
Raw meat that’s freshly prepared from a butcher is edible raw. It’s usually mixed with grains, onions and spices. Or it’s dipped in salt and pepper just as you eat it. Or drizzled with a sauce.
The meat doesn’t have much of a flavor on its own. it’s cold, soft, and slightly metallic (because blood has iron in it). But it is in no way disgusting.
Our bodies are able to identify when something is rancid or not safe to eat, and reject it. If eating raw meat was bad, it would be repulsive…but it’s not.
It is very important, however, that you know where your meat is coming from and how it’s been handled. Meat from the grocery store is unsafe for raw consumption and can make you sick.
notevenwordshere@reddit
Yes, that's what tartare means.
_PirateWench_@reddit
🤢
New_Trouble_5068@reddit
Is someone forcing you to eat like this?
Dream_Dragon_Gina@reddit
It’s actually tasty and edible if you have it prepared right and season it. (It doesn’t really have a flavor on its own. It’s mostly a texture.)
The meat has to be fresh from a butcher. You can’t do this with common meat from the grocery store, that will have a high chance of making you sick.
GreezyShitHole@reddit
Yes I agree. I had a big lump on the inside of my thigh and I squeezed it really hard and think lumps of shit that looked like this shot out of it, some of it went as far as hitting the opposite wall. It smelled horrible. It took me like 45 minutes to get all of it out there was also a huge amount of blood. I would estimate it was about a quarter cup of bloody whitish chunks. Some of the biggest pieces barely fit through the hole and I had to pull them out. It was gross and at the end there was a 4mm hole in my skin.
xtremesmok@reddit
Freshly nutted in chopped vagina meat
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Usually it’s a botched dessert or breakfast that just looks like raw meat.
But this time it’s actually raw meat.
Professional-Cap9599@reddit
Probably best eaten in the dark
BigDende@reddit
Did you have to call it that!??
Darangi@reddit
It’s definitely good as fuck though
knotyoursquid@reddit
My mouth is watering and not in the good way, nicely done.
eepyMushroom096@reddit
Well, I guess I won't be eating creamed chipped beef for a long time after seeing this.
Lahiho@reddit
Genuinely looks like it'd taste so fucking good
Piss_Cakehole@reddit
At least tag it with gore
Jlegend33@reddit
and the award goes to!....
Neon_Flower-@reddit
Intestines marinated in cum.
canolafly@reddit
Disgusting
upvote
SheWhoLovesSilence@reddit
As a European whose favourite starter is steak tartare, this honestly looks delicious…
Proud_Dance_3342@reddit
I was just about to eat breakfast. I'll just have a big lunch instead.
Ecstatic_Jicama_6987@reddit
This looks like you projectile vomited that big lunch you were talking about
andy_jah@reddit
After seeing this, I doubt I'll be eating for a week
miregalpanic@reddit
are there only 12 year olds on this sub? Stick to your dino nuggies I guess.
truffbake@reddit
andy_jah@reddit
Definitely the kind of thing you'd have removed..
chaseguy21@reddit
I had the same thought at first, definitely looked like some type of tumor lol
MeYesYesMe@reddit
Cthulhu ass diet
OfnarR@reddit
This type of posts made join the sud
Last-Marionberry9181@reddit
Thankfully I'm allergic to sesame so I'll never have to eat this
OlDustyTrails@reddit
You couldn't pay me to eat this... Gross.
SanestExile@reddit
Honey, you haven't even touched your cummy meat
denn1959-Public_396@reddit
Looks like some thing I threw up
GreatDistance2U@reddit
I was about to say it's gonna look better when it's cooked, but then I realised tartare is eaten raw. Ew.
THEdopealope@reddit
Why’d you have to use those words chief 🥺
Sweet-Awk-7861@reddit
Add wet chia or basil seeds for extra slimy
pikpikcarrotmon@reddit
Let's do sides of okra and natto
onionleekdude@reddit
Mmm, raw beef n jizz
bitebakk@reddit
Added lil bits of protein crunch in that jizz too :)
FreshklickTwitch@reddit
sortofgrownup@reddit
Looks like the new Changelings in the 3rd season of Star Trek: Picard.
WarningSea6200@reddit
bet it’s pretty fucking good though.. sounds delicious
ChefAsstastic@reddit
Thanks!
hippo0803@reddit
I usually like beef tartare but that sesame sauce is a hideous crime
feeltheFX@reddit
There’s nothing “Korean Beef” about that it’s just raw thin sliced beef.
Kingdomall@reddit
I will never understand "tartare". Hope you enjoyed it tho
Colie-Olie@reddit
Yuck
More_Combination86@reddit
I would say it looks like shit from a butt. But, if you even take shits like this, I fear for your life.
crazylazykitsune@reddit
After seeing the pork with the abscess in it I've learned my lesson.
FerroLux_@reddit
And I bet it tastes heavenly
half-baked_axx@reddit
Straight out of the Baker's house in RE7
38DDs_Please@reddit
I gagged.
KernunQc7@reddit
Have you ever heard of fire™ and cooking™?
Doppelthedh@reddit
Add some heat and this would be fire
Charming-Line-375@reddit
Hot-Refrigerator6583@reddit
I somehow misread your title as "ranch dressing" and my brain immediately went in "yum" and "gross" at the same time.
LiquidSnape@reddit
looks like something the Klingons would eat in the Star Trek movies
infinitezest_1@reddit
What a terrible day to have eyes
Lostmywayoutofhere@reddit
Knowing what it tastes like. I can't help but crave it.
MagnusOfMontville@reddit
Ima be real, throw some cilantro or parsley on top, I'd eat it
amynedd@reddit
Gotta make sure the sac is removed so this never happens again
Some_Ad_6511@reddit
I’m disturbed
thebatman973@reddit
I was already nauseous this morning and this may be what pushes me over the edge. Oh yeah 😎
jerrythecactus@reddit
Yeah you about described it. I've seen similar substances come out of the infected hooves of horses.
wavdaily@reddit