Anon plays Modern Warfare
Posted by adamlm@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 42 comments
Posted by adamlm@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 42 comments
CrackheadToelicker69@reddit
No I shove it up my ass like a normal person.
TraumaPerformer@reddit
I feel like that’s your answer to a lot of questions.
CircleWithSprinkles@reddit
When all you have is an asshole, everything starts looking like a dualshock ps3 controller
Wings4514@reddit
That’s because most of the time, that’s the right answer.
BurysainsEleas@reddit
See, that's a real CoD player. Even the name checks out.
LitmusPitmus@reddit
Anon was a clanker fucker before it was popular
EMEYDI@reddit
Yo chill out with the hard r
colouredcyan@reddit
Pro skater 2 custom level,
4 corner grind rails
Childhood bliss
Siuresek1987@reddit
This is the only way to enjoy modern warfare
SuspiciousPine@reddit
Borderlands 2 had a pink gun called "Ms Moxie's (something" and it constantly made your controller vibrate when equipped
oney_monster@reddit
It was called mad moxxis bad touch or good touch depending on which stats it had, in 3 it was called the crit
ismasbi@reddit
The Crit was also in BL2.
Trashman56@reddit
Really? I’ve never found it.
ismasbi@reddit
https://www.lootlemon.com/weapon/crit-bl2
AnAlPoWeR0069@reddit
r/whoosh
ismasbi@reddit
What? What joke did I miss?
Also r/itswooooshwith4os
BananaXpr@reddit
He never found the C~~r~~lit
ismasbi@reddit
Sounds a bit far-fetched tbh but I can see it.
noah9942@reddit
I mean that was the whole joke of the weapon.
IudexJudy@reddit
Those were 2 seperate guns, you just kinda randomly get them while tipping Moxxie lol
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
There was also another moxxi weapon named smth like “moxxis big crit” and the red text was “slippery when wet” and the gun had a chance to just fall out of your hands onto the ground
ruck_my_life@reddit
All of her guns have some kind of pun or gimmick, but that thing is especially funny and a goddamn battery destroyer.
Into the Claptrap Storage Closet you go!
CaptainSilverVEVO@reddit
This post has 911 likes at the time of my comment because reading it makes me want to commit 9/11.
/s
WhiskeyBRZ@reddit
Anon gave himself a first person zhooter
GuyOfNugget@reddit
Anon is 13.
gvdc@reddit
Back when i got my first smartphone, got curious like anon, downloaded an app that could control vibrate settings. It was an ok feeling, didnt nut, 4/10
SunnyApex87@reddit
Anon could have easily just not posted this
raoufwas@reddit
Same copy pasta as the Forza one
Snort_Viking@reddit
I would go full immersion on the sims 2 on ps2, the woohoo would make the controller vibrate so then I would put it in my crotch
Wings4514@reddit
If that’s not the equivalent of having sex, I’m not sure what sex actually is!
Pumpkin_Sushi@reddit
MGS4 told me to use the controller as a massager. Didnt work.
PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit
MGS1 does the same after the button mashing torture sequence, Naomi offers to use the controller to massage your arm muscles
Jugaimo@reddit
Suddenly my teammates firing randomly into the abyss makes a lot more sense
MisterGoo@reddit
Yes, these people.
serial_feet_sniffer@reddit
Holy niche
dirschau@reddit
And that's how anon became ftm
Cs0vesbanat@reddit
no
Ubblebungus@reddit
Fake: yes you did
Gay: it was while looking at a dude
AustralianSilly@reddit
Anon reaches enlightenment
sdric@reddit
Console players be like
Ok-Willingness742@reddit
Peeping Tom room in Dead Rising 2 - up your game, Brodie.
ruck_my_life@reddit
Anon gives new meaning to the term "Spray And Pray."