two years age i somehow burnt my pasta while it was being cooked

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letsbesupernice@reddit

I’m very impressed! And I impress easily. Bone apple beets!

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

I’m not that impressed. He used a small pot on a gas stove and then was shocked when the hanging spaghetti pieces caught fire from the live flame they were drooping on. Sheer stupidity.

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Slight_Appearance246@reddit

Found the funnest person at the party!

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slayalldayerrday@reddit

More like we found the one smart person there to hang out with.

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Didn't realize we went to parties to one-up each other.

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arealhumannotabot@reddit

I’m gonna need a flow chart and diorama to understand this

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

It’s a gas stove. Very common. Even in the USA (I live there). Great for cooks to use.

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

This is a gas stove that makes flames to heat the pots. The spaghetti caught on fire because it dropped directly into one of said flames.

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arealhumannotabot@reddit

I’m too entranced by that blue shit to understand anything you just said

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

Are you high or something? I hate talking to potheads, it’s like talking to a toddler with a severe head injury.

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jeesuscheesus@reddit

Add tomato sauce and congrats, spaghetti alla assassina!

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SillyOldBillyBob@reddit

Its a mystery how it happened. Nobody can explain it.

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Kingdomall@reddit

I'm hoping people aren't stupid and that everyone does know how but is joking around lol

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puaha@reddit

Well we all know it was because he used too much garlic clearly idiots...

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YakElectronic6713@reddit

I'm not very optimistic about that lol. Some people are really clueless and incompetent. I know a few of them.

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Icy-Mix-3977@reddit

That's what I said clearly past the expiration date.

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stuffedbipolarbear@reddit

Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can’t explain it.

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Holly1010Frey@reddit

Maybe one day science will be able to explain. For now all we have is 'heated' debate. On an unrelated note, anyone know how marshmallows get toasted?

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Ok_Yesterday_1896@reddit

Has anyone figured it out yet I’ve been trying to understand this absolute phenomenon for 2 hours and I can’t come to any conclusion ?

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Gold-Transition-3064@reddit

I’m concerned you’d probably starve if you were completely left to your own devices

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HazardTree@reddit

Ik you had to throw it all out. Burnt pasta and burnt rice are two of the worst foods to burn. They burn even a little and the smell/taste cooks into all of it. And the smell/taste is awful.

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

Somehow…Uh… the cause of the spaghetti burning is right in this pic. Are you perhaps stupid???

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Constant-Still-8443@reddit

I may be stupid. Is there a flame or something I'm somehow missing?

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abcdef_guy@reddit

The flames from the gas burner burnt the spaghetti while it was sticking out of the pot

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Constant-Still-8443@reddit

They got that shit on blast or what? I've never had that happen when making spaghetti.

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OGBRedditThrowaway@reddit

When the lower half of spaghetti softened in the boiling water, it caused the top half to hang down low enough to to be ignited by the gas burner.

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Honodle@reddit

If you break the pasta in half or in thirds you could avoid this.

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thoughty5@reddit

If you still think you "somehow" burned it, then hopefully people aren't letting you anywhere near....anything

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Maximum-Bake-6092@reddit

Hmm perhaps the water needs to come to a boil first?

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Jizfaceboi@reddit

Maybe wait like less than 90 seconds to make sure all the pasta gets into the water. 😂

Do y’all not stir your pasta periodically?

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HamJaro@reddit

You're forever justified to break it in half now

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siraliases@reddit

I started this way too

Made pork belly potatoe croquettes last week after a long time of failing at the basics

The best chefs have failed a million times

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I did the same thing last month lol. Used a pan that was too small, for pasta that was too long, on a hob that was too big, with the flame up too high. To be fair to myself I was very high at the time

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Kalinda33@reddit

On what…? LSD?

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Bone_Wh33l@reddit

Bruh, I’ve watched people burn pots of beans and soup completely sober. It doesn’t take something that strong to stop paying attention to your pasta long enough that the side of the pan gets hot enough to ignite it. (It was weed)

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