Could be explained as a simple irony if anon is actually unlucky. I had a friend nicknamed "Bad News" and "Friday 13" due to how unlucky he was and had something bad always happened to him
Nah, diff movie, less pleb tier, more topic specific. Deniro's character was technically Cyphere, but easier to pronounce how I wrote it for the thread.
The other apostle, Jude, has literally the same name. Like if Jesus had two friends named Steve. Translators change ‘Jude Iscariot’ to ‘Judas Iscariot’ to make it easier to tell them apart.
In Portuguese they're both called Judas, the other guy (not Iscariot) is a saint and people call him something like a "last resort saint" to make you more cautious not to pray to the wrong Judas
That's kinda backwards. The original Greek name given for the dude is (in its romanized form, because I don't think many of you illiterate fucks can read Greek) Ioúdas Iskariṓtēs, while the other one is Ioúdas Iakóbou. So "Judas" is actually way closer to his real name, the one called "Jude" is the one who got his name changed
Honestly, so many parents these days seem to just take a handful of scrabble pieces and put them in a random order when naming their kid. I'd take Lucifer over being calm Braxlynnleigh any day.
Fun fact. The word lucifer is never used when refering to the devil in the Bible. It being satans name was an intention of paradise lost. Before that it was just a normal name. Theres even a catholic saint named Lucifer.
I knew a guy that was named Lucifer, he owned the nickname of 'Satan', because of course, and answered every phone call with some form of 'evil business incorporated, this is Satan speak, how can I make your day worse?'
If you own whatever people make fun of you for you become powerful, if people know it gets to you they will keep using it. If you embrace it and people will still use it but you gain respek and people will hear of you because of how your name will stand out. Honestly 95% of what I see on here is people reacting poorly to events which is a huge factor in how things will go for you. Not that I’m here for but just something I noticed. Something bad happened? How can I learn or laugh from it? Something good happens? What did I do to put myself in that place
The "(yes)" was added by me, but the Mini-Cooper was real and refused.
The name Mégane was refused for a kid too. It's a common name but the family name was "Renaud", and the judge decided it was not a good idea for a baby.
Anon is cooked. I hope he's not from anywhere with a lot of religious folks. Traditionally religious people (especially the older ones) tend to be very ignorant so anon absolutely wouldn't be able to "own it" or use in his favor at all.
That child should have been taken away by child protective services. No self respecting parent names their child that. Anon should also toughen up. I know a couple guys that have girls names, they either get a nickname or live with it.
tips fedora my name is Lucifer, but you m’lady, you can call me Lucy for short the wolf inside comes out and I start jorking it at the speed of lightawooooooo
The second you embrace something you can’t control you become free.
My skin condition held me back for years, the second I realized it’s not going away and I control how I feel about it, not the other way around, it became a non issue.
So many options: Lou, Luci (pronounced like Lu-chi, like Italians do), Luke (since that's how Lucifer was originally pronounced, as Lu-ki-ferr, and also is etymologically share an urigin, as both Luke and Lucifer come from the latin Lux, meaning light).
Or the anon could embrace Lucifer as a badass name.
Don't worry Anon, John Wayne's real name was Marion, and if he can overcome he childhood emasculation to become a racist alcoholic as an adult then so can you!
I agree that first one was parents' fault - but accepting the nickname "Lucy" instead of something like "Lou" is all on him.
There are two types of nicknames, ones that people use to make fun of you and ones that friends, family or acquaintances give you. You can't control how the former spreads but you can control the latter by refusing to answer to it.
How fragile must your masculinity and ego be to wanna off yourself for having a nickname like Lucy for Lucifer, Jesus maybe stop caring what worthless people think?
The failure is on you to not own it. You could be the badass man with a name like Lucy and people misinterpret you to be weak but then you show up as an absolute unit of a man. You gotta work for the body and mindset like that of course
Like, if you were named after the devil in the Christian religion, you were named after the one guy who had a strong enough will to question his superiors and organize people to try and make things better for yourself and others.
That's what Lucifer wanted, after all. He thought he could be better than God. That's the sin that puts him on God's shitlist.
Now god says Lucifer can't do that. Maybe that's true, maybe it isn't.
God in the traditional religious sense wants enemies, even as it says it wants friends. As it allows beings almost as smart as God to defy it, in the hopes that they will all worship it.
Heaven is sometimes described as singing praises to God forever. I'm not sure that's much better than the typical description of hell where we at least burn in magma forever. How long could anything with thought enjoy singing praises to some other being? For me one hour is more than enough, one year would be awful, it's hard to imagine 10, 20, 100k or more being fun.
I'll just reincarnate somewhere far away from here after I die, as I remember from before.
Anon can change the name by court order or just an admin request in most countries. Not wanting to be named after the devil seems like a reasonable request a judge would approve.
But given that anon is little bitch named Lucy, it's better to just bitch about your problems online rather than do anything to fix them
Yeah, sucks for anon but, there are some easy solutions to his predicament. He could easily introduce himself as Lou or Luke, it ain't that much of a stretch
I would rock the name. Would be neat seeing people try not to act so surprised when they ask for Lucy and you go 'that's me'. When they ask is it short for anything and you say 'Lucifer'. Then having to prove that's really your name when they dont believe lol. Anon is boring.
This name sounds cool in theory but in practice unless anon lives in an extremely progressive country, this name is a death sentence. That's akin to naming your child Adolf.
And since anon instead focuses on a much more minor problem of his name being shortened to Lucy makes me believe this greentext is fake and gay. Who would have thought
Nocebola@reddit
Imagine if anon embraced it instead of being an insecure little bitch about it.
MaliciousCookies@reddit
Luci/Luki is a super common diminutive for Lucio/Lucian/Luciano/Lukas/Lucija and literally any other local variant of Lucifer.
Anon should visit Italy.
thoughtlow@reddit
Lucario
SugestedName@reddit
Ah yes, anon does look like a dog
Lone-Frequency@reddit
They could have gone with the end of his name and called him Furry instead.
Lone-Frequency@reddit
Yeah, I'd just tell everyone my name was Luke.
Shootemout@reddit
I was thinking 'Lucky'
GodOfMegaDeath@reddit
Could be explained as a simple irony if anon is actually unlucky. I had a friend nicknamed "Bad News" and "Friday 13" due to how unlucky he was and had something bad always happened to him
Lone-Frequency@reddit
Could have been worse.
They could have called him "Furry".
fnafproo@reddit
Should just dress up as a demon full time, fits his name.
DeepQueen@reddit
It's either go bright and shiny to make the name ironic or wear a trench coat and they think he's a shooter. He's fucked either way
Treqou@reddit
Would explain the demon tail anon wears all the time
fnafproo@reddit
He has to keep his shit from falling out somehow.
No-Care6414@reddit
Loose-ass lucifer
InternalHope9916@reddit
Or changed his name
CidAndroid@reddit
And act like a terminally online gooner who actually thinks it's edgy
THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR@reddit
I would have loved to bully someone like this in high school
ceruraVinula@reddit
He said, wiping the cheeto dust off his fingers onto his shirt
Classic-Work-8415@reddit
yea, how dare does he get insecure about child abuse.
Nocebola@reddit
Back in the day, the single most popular person in highschool was a male cheerleader named Morgan.
-Sloth_King-@reddit
morgan is literally a unisex name. MORGAN FREEMAN??? HELLO? idiot
Nocebola@reddit
Vastly more popular girl name.
And Lucy is a nickname idiot, I know the girls where I'm from would have gone fucking wild for a confident guy nicknamed Lucy.
-Sloth_King-@reddit
hahaha
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
That's exactly what I was thinking. Dude could have been cool as fuck about it and nobody would have cared
Malikonious@reddit
Wear crimson red suits everywhere, market yourself, make themed business cards. Anon’s missing out on the brand recognition of a lifetime.
jrh_101@reddit
If he's American or from South America, there's no way he can embrace it.
PauL__McShARtneY@reddit
Imagine if anon insisted everyone call him cypher instead, like when Deniro played that certain character in that movie.
Boollish@reddit
Unfortunately Will Smith's son may have ruined that name forever.
TinySchwartz@reddit
Who?
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Cypher like the guy in the Matrix that betrays everyone and blinds the stand-in Jesus Christ?
PauL__McShARtneY@reddit
Nah, diff movie, less pleb tier, more topic specific. Deniro's character was technically Cyphere, but easier to pronounce how I wrote it for the thread.
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Sounds based. Will check it out
alsico@reddit
Fr is a cool fucking name
Slyfoxuk@reddit
Exactly, you could seem really bad ass actually
KnightAngelic@reddit
Yeah that could have actually been kinda badass
IWillBeYourSunshine@reddit
you're expecting anon to be secure about his masculinity and not tweak out at the thought of being close to a woman instead? get the fuck out of here
ztaticstorm@reddit
lucifer is a cool ass name ngl
sofaking181@reddit
I've always liked the name Judas but Christianity kinda messed that up lol
ztaticstorm@reddit
used to think that name was cool till my sinister ass bible teacher called him jew ass for some reason
TabooARGIE@reddit
Niggas be shitting on Judas but he was literally part of God's plan...
LowerObjective4500@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
boromeer3@reddit
The other apostle, Jude, has literally the same name. Like if Jesus had two friends named Steve. Translators change ‘Jude Iscariot’ to ‘Judas Iscariot’ to make it easier to tell them apart.
DrUrso94@reddit
In Portuguese they're both called Judas, the other guy (not Iscariot) is a saint and people call him something like a "last resort saint" to make you more cautious not to pray to the wrong Judas
boromeer3@reddit
Also why there’s that Children’s hospital always asking for money that’s his namesake.
inspectoroverthemine@reddit
Sounds like a bone apple tea.
Juda Iscariot -> Judas Cariot
T_Ijonen@reddit
That's kinda backwards. The original Greek name given for the dude is (in its romanized form, because I don't think many of you illiterate fucks can read Greek) Ioúdas Iskariṓtēs, while the other one is Ioúdas Iakóbou. So "Judas" is actually way closer to his real name, the one called "Jude" is the one who got his name changed
Povstnk@reddit
Adolf would like a word
Kueltalas@reddit
Are you dead ass comparing the name of one of the worst dictators ever to the villain of a fairytale?
Povstnk@reddit
You say that as if a quarter of earth population doesn't believe in said fairytale
Kueltalas@reddit
Sounds more like their problem then mine if they believe in made up stuff
CaptainQwazCaz@reddit
The thread is literally discussing the certain societal implications of names, a quarter of society is Christian
Sbotkin@reddit
And this thread is literally about a christian deity name.
Kueltalas@reddit
Imagine not giving your kid the cool name you want him to have because of a old ass made up book
Worried-Task7501@reddit
It has potential. Dude could’ve said “nah just call me luce” (pronounced loose) and rolled with it
Truly__tragic@reddit
Yeah but imagine having to say it like 50 times a day lol
ztaticstorm@reddit
just tell everyone to call you cypher but i can see how that can be corny as shit so idk lol
justaBB6@reddit
“I also go by Beelzebub, ‘Beelz’ for short”
how did anon fumble such a great hand
if nothing else, go by “Luc,” pronounced like “Luke”
daflufferkinz@reddit
Naming your kid Lucifer has to be child abuse
ParkingPurple30@reddit
Eugene.
Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace@reddit
Honestly, so many parents these days seem to just take a handful of scrabble pieces and put them in a random order when naming their kid. I'd take Lucifer over being calm Braxlynnleigh any day.
amodsr@reddit
A person I know was such a weeb they named their first kid Goku Naruto.
Hexmonkey2020@reddit
Was it first middle name/two first names or was their last name somehow Naruto?
Dr_Philmon@reddit
I wouldn't believe you if it wasn't for that one kid in my neighbourhood that's called Jolyne Joseph Heir. (Jojo for short 💀)
Survival_R@reddit
At least jolyne is a normal first name
Dr_Philmon@reddit
Luckily, their brother is called Odd and with a last name like heir
bbobb25@reddit
GOKU WAS A SUPER SAIYAN
Goat-Shaped_Goat@reddit
I'd just kill myself at that point
Kaeru-Sennin@reddit
I once met a Ho-Biwan. Not sure about the spelling but it sounded exactly like Obi-Wan from Star Wars on purpose.
Parents were obviously huge fan. Dude actually hated Star Wars.
Worldedita@reddit
Wait what the fuck, they named him BOTH? Goku-Naruto Johnson?
Jesus christ.
arbiter12@reddit
Depends on the kid. Maybe lucifer is the real victim here.
slasher1337@reddit
Fun fact. The word lucifer is never used when refering to the devil in the Bible. It being satans name was an intention of paradise lost. Before that it was just a normal name. Theres even a catholic saint named Lucifer.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
invention not intention
slasher1337@reddit
Autocorrection
Yaamo_Jinn@reddit
bars going crazy on this one
Maximillion322@reddit
Lucifer was already the name of an angel, Paradise Lost retconned him into also being Satan
slasher1337@reddit
Nope. Wrong.
Maximillion322@reddit
Yup. True.
Uncle480@reddit
Maybe lucifer is the friends we made along the way
Matakor@reddit
I knew a guy that was named Lucifer, he owned the nickname of 'Satan', because of course, and answered every phone call with some form of 'evil business incorporated, this is Satan speak, how can I make your day worse?'
Dude made it work
frogsRfriends@reddit
If you own whatever people make fun of you for you become powerful, if people know it gets to you they will keep using it. If you embrace it and people will still use it but you gain respek and people will hear of you because of how your name will stand out. Honestly 95% of what I see on here is people reacting poorly to events which is a huge factor in how things will go for you. Not that I’m here for but just something I noticed. Something bad happened? How can I learn or laugh from it? Something good happens? What did I do to put myself in that place
KaiFireborn21@reddit
I mean, if your name is damn Lucifer, doing anything else would be lame af
hornwalker@reddit
AnimeRoadster@reddit
Bro played the hand given to him perfectly. Amazing
DinoMastah@reddit
Based lucifer
gsidifkskfnf@reddit
Lucien is so much better than
Hyro0o0@reddit
Are you seriously picking a fight with God right now?
Ambiguous_Shark@reddit
If Vince McMahon can beat him in a wrestling match, I feel like I have a solid chance.
inspectoroverthemine@reddit
I mean, he lost a wrestling match with Jacob, so why not?
dirschau@reddit
I mean... Do you remember the what happens in the story?
God's a dick
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
Demiurge doing Demiurge things
Absulus@reddit
All existing human vs God.
Who would win?
MrYanneh@reddit
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
Logical-Ad-7240@reddit
i bet i could take em
MasterTahirLON@reddit
I mean if we separate ourselves from all the indoctrination for a second, Lucifer is a badass name. I would fuck with it, could definitely do worse.
SunnyApex87@reddit
Look into r/tragedeigh, there are so many unhinged shitbags with children it's insane
Defensive_Medic@reddit
Dude its cool af what are you on about
FrogMan241@reddit
In countries with rules for these things, you couldn't even choose that name.
Paehon@reddit
Yes we have it here. Each year we have news articles with the stupidest refused names like Nutella, Mini-Cooper (yes), Clitorine...
BirbsAreSoCute@reddit
Bro who is naming their child Mini-Cooper (Yes)
Paehon@reddit
The "(yes)" was added by me, but the Mini-Cooper was real and refused.
The name Mégane was refused for a kid too. It's a common name but the family name was "Renaud", and the judge decided it was not a good idea for a baby.
People are dumb as fuck.
expert_on_the_matter@reddit
In Germany it's forbidden. Magic and Waterloo are allowed tho.
Sbotkin@reddit
idk that sounds metal af
TheSpartyn@reddit
idk if it wasnt the name of the devil i think its a sick name. lots of biblical and angel names are common
dirschau@reddit
At birth his parents took one look at Anon and he was going to be the source of all the misery for the rest of their lives, so named him appropriately
FeD032@reddit
Are you my cat?
mish20011@reddit
it goes to show how a lot of retards are in this sub if they think having satan's name is cool
jefetranquilo@reddit
I had a buddy named Luciano who went by Lucy for short and everyone thought he was chill as fuck
Rip_Off_Your_Toenail@reddit
Girls are into that shit
Adeum2@reddit
You can definitely Own that name, dress like the devil and be chaotic good
shmoopyloopy@reddit
this is what happens when you let r/WitchesVsPatriarchy have children
2Rome4Carthage@reddit
Take HRT and become a goth femboy
casey_the_evil_snail@reddit
Go by Lou?
unibrowcowmeow@reddit
My buddy had a boy cat named Lucifer, he was a really calm and sweet therapy cat. We called him Lucy, it suited him much better.
DiabeticRhino97@reddit
Boy named sue ass name
Futureman999@reddit
just say "Luke" when the teacher calls your name on the first day of school
DanteThePunk@reddit
Never forget what you are, Lucifer. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you
Hmccormack@reddit
Why not Lou?
Phrittnbudnbesitzer@reddit
Rock it or be a miserable Schmock Your choice.
GodOfMegaDeath@reddit
Anon is cooked. I hope he's not from anywhere with a lot of religious folks. Traditionally religious people (especially the older ones) tend to be very ignorant so anon absolutely wouldn't be able to "own it" or use in his favor at all.
FreakinGeese@reddit
Call yourself Loki
SynV92@reddit
???? Lucy is fine lmao
TheShadow_1769@reddit
NGL, Lucifer is an amazing name (unfortunately, anon be hideous)
roehnin@reddit
Why not go by Luc as in Besson?
Lucmax550@reddit
my name isn’t quite lucifer but very similar and this is exactly what I do, though not because of the director
DelaraPorter@reddit
Why would you name yourself after a pedophile
No-Care6414@reddit
Anon has a cool ass name and he is a whiny bitch about it
Bo_The_Destroyer@reddit
Honestly sounds like a conversation starter to me
nupsu1234@reddit
One Piece reference
rei_dos_gatos@reddit
Lucifer Smith
Varixx95__@reddit
Lowkey based. My name is Lucifer but everybody calls me Lucy is a hard ass line to say
Anon is insecure, but that name has aura if you are committed
Sharp_Individual_579@reddit
literally my words
Zestymonserellastick@reddit
I know a guy named Ariel. To be fair it was a man's name before The Little Mermaid. Which came out 2 years after he was born.
Vlad_The_Great_2@reddit
That child should have been taken away by child protective services. No self respecting parent names their child that. Anon should also toughen up. I know a couple guys that have girls names, they either get a nickname or live with it.
gsidifkskfnf@reddit
It can be pulled off
SlippedLyric020@reddit
Trans your gender or take the L
Which way western man
StinkoMcBingo11@reddit
Louis Cypher
nage_@reddit
they could call you Fergie?
SunriseSurprise@reddit
OP doesn't want goth tiddies in his face 24/7 it seems
a_desperate_DM@reddit
Fucking moron,, he has the perfect opportunity to be unashamedly evil on purpose or be the nicest devil ever, no imagination at all from OOP
IudexJudy@reddit
Boy named Sue lmao
MasterTahirLON@reddit
It's short for Sucifer.
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
If I met a guy named lucy and he told me it was short for lucifer I'd probably think he is at least somewhat cool.
saint_abyssal@reddit
Yeah, but this is anon we're talking about...
TheChief275@reddit
tips fedora my name is Lucifer, but you m’lady, you can call me Lucy for short the wolf inside comes out and I start jorking it at the speed of light awooooooo
Ciubowski@reddit
wtf, tell everyone your name is "Lucian" instead.
DrewBigDoopa@reddit
It’s so much better than Gaylord
DMofTheTomb@reddit
Just start introducing yourself as Luke or something
S0mnariumx@reddit
He should just go on grindr and get TOPPED
mdahms95@reddit
The second you embrace something you can’t control you become free.
My skin condition held me back for years, the second I realized it’s not going away and I control how I feel about it, not the other way around, it became a non issue.
MrAnder5on@reddit
Cringe Reddit ass parents naming their kid lucifer lmfao
Razorray21@reddit
welp, anon just needs to toughen up or die.
If it can work for a man named Sue, it can work for you
Lazy-Conference-1560@reddit
Bro is little bitch.
oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo@reddit
SinisterScourge@reddit
Bro should rock it, go full prince of darkness or some shit. The least cool thing you can do is bitch to 4chan whining about it to other no-lifers
charlie-the-Waffle@reddit
anon doesn't know you can just change your name
the-shoelace@reddit
Edricusty@reddit
become femboy
RoyalStallion1986@reddit
Go by lou
crackcrackcracks@reddit
Or lucky lmao, anon doesn't realise he has the autonomy to pick his own nickname and ask people to call him it
SugestedName@reddit
My name is lucifer, but you can call me Lou
inspectoroverthemine@reddit
Good work Lou
rdabosss@reddit
Exactly, go by Bob, no one would care
GizmoMechanism@reddit
Or Luke
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Luke? Luuuuuuuuke?!
KalyterosAioni@reddit
So many options: Lou, Luci (pronounced like Lu-chi, like Italians do), Luke (since that's how Lucifer was originally pronounced, as Lu-ki-ferr, and also is etymologically share an urigin, as both Luke and Lucifer come from the latin Lux, meaning light).
Or the anon could embrace Lucifer as a badass name.
RunInRunOn@reddit
You can fix this in 5 words:
"Hi, my name is Luke"
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
"From Star Wars?"
ShortsAndLadders@reddit
Lucy, the princess of darkness
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Lucy-goosie
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Shoulda done it like the Xenoblade character and called himself L'cirufe.
Craiglekinz@reddit
Hey Cif
GyattOfWar@reddit
Anon has options.
Luke, Lucky, Lou
piggiefatnose@reddit
"My name is Lucifer" mfw people call me Lucifer
adoormarkedprivate@reddit
Lucy is a sick cunt name, mate
GingerSnapBiscuit@reddit
Newsflash : once you turn 18 you can legally change your own name to anything you like.
boiledviolins@reddit
RENAME YOURSELF, RENAME YOURSELF, YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST RENAME YOURSELF!
Ygor_Grozov@reddit
could be far worst i think
AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit
Don't worry Anon, John Wayne's real name was Marion, and if he can overcome he childhood emasculation to become a racist alcoholic as an adult then so can you!
Ok_Statement_7836@reddit
At least its better than Larold
Good_Smile@reddit
Lalold
a-walking-bowl@reddit
Lar’d for short
Auto_named1@reddit
So Harold would be hard?
HeroinHare@reddit
That goes pretty hard
Hanna_Bjorn@reddit
Fucking Larold
SureComputer4987@reddit
Mr-Klaus@reddit
I agree that first one was parents' fault - but accepting the nickname "Lucy" instead of something like "Lou" is all on him.
There are two types of nicknames, ones that people use to make fun of you and ones that friends, family or acquaintances give you. You can't control how the former spreads but you can control the latter by refusing to answer to it.
Brawl501@reddit
Guess he's in need of some restraint
Better have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste
dinodoes@reddit
I always thought that lucifer is a cool name . If you ignore the whole devil thing the name itself is cool.
NorthKoreanKnuckles@reddit
Live up to your name anon.
XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit
我通过中国当局调查了这件事,结果发现这个人生理性别从男转为女,现在希望被称为露西,并且通过在这里发帖来寻求关注。
MugroofAmeen@reddit
Translation: I tracked down the location of this Anonymous user and fed the Anonymous with estrogen to suit her nickname.
XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit
我赞成你以中文为母语.
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Based, factual, and true beyond all reasonable doubt
dirschau@reddit
Confirming what most have already suspected
wesleydm1999@reddit
Understandable
CrosshairInferno@reddit
And a Bing Chilling to you too, sir
RK9990@reddit
Thank you for your service supreme leader
Mouflapil@reddit
Fake : no sane public official would sign of on that name
Gay : anon is named Lucy
Wonderful_Silver@reddit
Anons parents were from Reddit
OG_Felwinter@reddit
When your parents are edge lords
Monty423@reddit
Go by Luke?
morfyyy@reddit
Just introduce yourself as Luke. Bro is laying his own traps.
Hatedpriest@reddit
Blue Öyster Cult, 7 Screamin' Diz Busters, from the live album On Your Feet Or On Your Knees
ProShyGuy@reddit
Anon could land girls just by offering them the chance to dance with the devil.
Miserable_Tone_9555@reddit
nah thats cool
weetabix_su@reddit
anon is wasting his name by not being a menace
CrazyTownUSA000@reddit
Change your name and become Catholic.
Lukester___@reddit
Go by fer
Eomyth@reddit
Just ask to be called cypher...
LordJanas@reddit
Were anon's parents reddit athiests?
BigBootyBuff@reddit
There's no chance a reddit atheist would ever get to father a child.
Povstnk@reddit
Fate worse than death
executionerswife@reddit
I actually really like a feminine name on a man
Pure_Cartoonist9898@reddit
Luci from disenchantment
PixelatedAbyss@reddit
How fragile must your masculinity and ego be to wanna off yourself for having a nickname like Lucy for Lucifer, Jesus maybe stop caring what worthless people think?
mrpeshoga@reddit
What should they call him then Satan?
Cythmic@reddit
The failure is on you to not own it. You could be the badass man with a name like Lucy and people misinterpret you to be weak but then you show up as an absolute unit of a man. You gotta work for the body and mindset like that of course
MassimoOsti@reddit
Johnny Cash wrote a song about it
justV_2077@reddit
hruebsj3i6nunwp29@reddit
hruebsj3i6nunwp29@reddit
Are we sure that's not his stage name?
Superkritisk@reddit
I've learned that some, perhaps a large majority of this subs users would name their boy "Lucy"
"Sooo kewl"
lokaps@reddit
I'd probably go by Luke or something.
Lucifer isn't such a bad name though.
Like, if you were named after the devil in the Christian religion, you were named after the one guy who had a strong enough will to question his superiors and organize people to try and make things better for yourself and others.
That's what Lucifer wanted, after all. He thought he could be better than God. That's the sin that puts him on God's shitlist.
Now god says Lucifer can't do that. Maybe that's true, maybe it isn't.
God in the traditional religious sense wants enemies, even as it says it wants friends. As it allows beings almost as smart as God to defy it, in the hopes that they will all worship it.
Heaven is sometimes described as singing praises to God forever. I'm not sure that's much better than the typical description of hell where we at least burn in magma forever. How long could anything with thought enjoy singing praises to some other being? For me one hour is more than enough, one year would be awful, it's hard to imagine 10, 20, 100k or more being fun.
I'll just reincarnate somewhere far away from here after I die, as I remember from before.
toorkeeyman@reddit
Anon can change the name by court order or just an admin request in most countries. Not wanting to be named after the devil seems like a reasonable request a judge would approve.
But given that anon is little bitch named Lucy, it's better to just bitch about your problems online rather than do anything to fix them
Marblexake@reddit
Anyone can link that png pls
bruno-numero-uno@reddit
xxGhostScythexx@reddit
The evils of Lucy was all around me
otherFissure@reddit
shit like this makes me glad my parents gave me the most generic name in my country
logaboga@reddit
It’s pretty sick honestly
morzikei@reddit
And of course anon decides to represent himself with a guy sticking a long cylindrical object in his mouth
BWMaster@reddit
"Sup... My names Lucifer.... everyone calls me Zeph..." Wutang hand gesture.
Problem solved
Dewjunkie66@reddit
Has nobody played Guitar Hero 3?? LOU!!!
omyrubbernen@reddit
Paradise Lost (1667)
assholejudger954@reddit
Anon hates Disenchantment
Bohrium-107@reddit
That name is totally fire
BigNutNugget@reddit
Annon wanted to say "I'm gay" for his last sentences. Verdict gay
plains1ght@reddit
Ardalev@reddit
Yeah, sucks for anon but, there are some easy solutions to his predicament. He could easily introduce himself as Lou or Luke, it ain't that much of a stretch
acart005@reddit
That's on you anon for not owning it
roehnin@reddit
So your parents are big fans of the cartoon Disenchantment
KourageousBagel@reddit
Everyone born with a name dies
notapedophile3@reddit
Anon needs to find the right woman who finds this shit endearing
Cynical_Tripster@reddit
Could always go by Luce and that would give an excuse to reference the Tom Waits song 'Hell Broke Luce'
acidporkbuns@reddit
I would rock the name. Would be neat seeing people try not to act so surprised when they ask for Lucy and you go 'that's me'. When they ask is it short for anything and you say 'Lucifer'. Then having to prove that's really your name when they dont believe lol. Anon is boring.
element-redshaw@reddit
I feel like being called Lucy as a guy is either the best nickname ever or the worst nickname ever
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Povstnk@reddit
This name sounds cool in theory but in practice unless anon lives in an extremely progressive country, this name is a death sentence. That's akin to naming your child Adolf.
And since anon instead focuses on a much more minor problem of his name being shortened to Lucy makes me believe this greentext is fake and gay. Who would have thought
patrlim1@reddit
Lucy goes hard, fuck you OOP, rock it like a man.
E_vanHalen@reddit
id prefer that compared to my irl name
Cringeextraaxc@reddit
I think I met anon in SMT4
nebanovaniracun@reddit
Sounds like a badass name to me. Anon is probably just a bitch boy and that has nothing to do with his name.
Glitzarka@reddit
I would go by Lucifer that's badass
NuWuX@reddit
Wow, that's terrible. It's even worse that society won't allow nicknames or legal name changes under and circumstance.
11equalsfish@reddit
Most people make the change when they have the choice, but it's a massive hassle for most of your young life, and it just sticks with you.
Kiwi_Doodle@reddit
Luce would be cool if anon had the forethought to introduce himself
david__14@reddit
lol anon has a girl name
BLOODOFTHEHERTICS@reddit
Bitch ass anon can just change his name. It's not that hard. https://www.usa.gov/name-change
TheIVPope@reddit
That’s cool as frik
Zednoxs@reddit
Anon is Lucy-chan! huehuehue