ULPT How to get rid of an abandoned car on the block

Posted by RealHuman2080@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 42 comments

The landlord had to kick these people out, and we had furniture and crap on the street for three months. They also left their car, and it's been at least six months. The landlord is living there at the moment, and he said he reported this (and he two other cars that haven't moved for six months) to the city. I know how the city and police works. Like most bigger cities, they aren't fully staffed and can only ticket cars to be towed when they have time, and only call to have them towed when there is downtime, so it can be many months before they have the time, and then they do all of the cars in one section.

Since it is abandoned, I posted on a local FB group and on craigslist explaining the situation and trying to get people to come get it. No keys, no paperwork, flat tire, probably doesn't run. I know it's "illegal" to take an abandoned car, but it's taking up two spots and the parking here is tight. No one cares. I got a lot of CL responses before it got taken down (probably thinking I was actually doing something bad.)

Any other ULPT to get this and the other junker removed?