ULPT Request
Posted by Jolly_Guess_8858@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 13 comments
I kind of got myself in a hole. I was supposed to have graduated college last May and gotten my diploma and started on my Masters this fall. I actually have to retake a few classes and I haven’t gotten my diploma due to this, but I could still have walked back in May. My parents believe I have my diploma because if I tell them I failed classes it will be the absolute pits of hell for me for the rest of my life (my mother is insane, yall. Like go a few days without talking and she’s threatening to call police even though I moved out four years ago insane.) Is there a website I can order a fake to take a picture of and send it to her to get her off my back about it? Or should I come clean, which might get my car taken from me since it’s in her name but I make the payments on it (which she has threatened before) and shamed by my family for the rest of my life?
Colonel_Sandman@reddit
Tell em you don’t get a paper diploma anymore and you would have to order one. Borrow one from a friend for a photo op. Ask an AI to adjust a photo of you. Tell em there was a mixup in the grades and you need to get some technical stuff straightened out before they give it to you.
tree_beard_8675301@reddit
-It got ripped in the mail and I need to ordered a replacement.
-oh yeah, that’s still on my to do list.
-Yeah, the replacement arrived, it’s around here somewhere, but I’m working on a paper right now so I’ll have to call you back.
sondersonso@reddit
Still need help? I do this often (or have recently at least) and can help if needed. DM.
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
When you say a few classes, how many are we talking?
Jolly_Guess_8858@reddit (OP)
2 classes, taking both this semester.
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
I would try to complete those classes and keep it a secret.
Why does she need a picture of it? Or has she already figured it out and wants you to admit it.
My BFF has a mother similar to yours and generally its better to hide the truth or have a plausible explanation. I understand its not respectful and others will disagree with me. Over the years we have contrived many stories to keep her mother's peace. She just gets so crazy and attacks. Her words can be so vile and hateful.
Routine_Awareness413@reddit
Come clean. They will find out anyway.
Get the car in your name or stop making the payments. This level of control is not healthy.
Godspeed buddy!
LoraxVW@reddit
Adult advice.
Routine_Awareness413@reddit
Oops, sorry about that.
Brattney985@reddit
Go on social media and look at ppl who were in what would have been your graduating class that posted a pic of the same degree you were getting and Photoshop the name to yours.
Ghoshki@reddit
Just stonewall them or drag your feet the remaining semester until you actually finish. No one who matters will really be interested in seeing your physical diploma
My-Lizard-Eyes@reddit
r/photoshoprequests
My-Lizard-Eyes@reddit
I don’t think that subreddit allows forgery requests on second glance. But just find someone who is talented with photoshop to make you a decent one, or get AI to do it. Should be pretty simple.