Please do real and fake analysis
Posted by XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 71 comments

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/82520326
Posted by XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 71 comments
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/82520326
Inevitable-Stage-490@reddit
Wasn’t there a 4chan slang they used to repeat back in like ‘08-11 for people to kill themselves?
This post opened up a part of my memory I braindumped
Shadowpika655@reddit
Tbf its based off a comment left on a memorial page for a 12 year old who killed himself
Inevitable-Stage-490@reddit
That’s how “an hero” started?
Shadowpika655@reddit
Yeah
Full original quote:
4channers thought it was funny, so they started to use it
itsok2bewyt@reddit
He’s a pretty cool guy that isn’t afraid of anything
ForumsDwelling@reddit
Bro I've seen it used many times recently
Curiouso_Giorgio@reddit
I give this creative writing exercise a C minus.
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Which is ironic, because because OP was getting an easy A, at least until he discovered he was getting the D.
Fernsong@reddit
Oh we got a comedian over here
Soul5065@reddit
Skwiggelf54@reddit
It still boggles my fucking mind that we live in such a clown world that people can say "her dick" completely unironically.
Brussel_Rand@reddit
Honestly I prefer that to when they call their dick and / or their asshole their pussy
Live_Ad2055@reddit
I prefer it when we don't accept grammatical bastardisation to appease a small fraction of gay people
Brussel_Rand@reddit
Technically not a grammar issue, but I get what you mean. I don't know if I agree with you on that fully, but I think there are worse crimes of grammar out there.
A woman I met once told me she wasn't a woman or a man, even though she was clearly a woman in looks and demeanor. I heard that she preferred to be referred to as "any," pronouns but secret got mad at you if you called her a her. Sometimes she preferred to be literally objectified and be referred to as an it. Somehow that's very progressive and not grade A misogyny. And oh yeah, she's publicly a misandrist.
Futureman999@reddit
starting to feel like LARPing and we all have to play along that she's a magical elf
Brussel_Rand@reddit
I knew someone who was dating a girl who wanted to be neither too. He called her a her all the time accidentally and she would playfully (should I put quotes around that?) hit him. She wasn't fooling anyone but she was very nice.
It doesn't seem like anyone is taking it to heart, people are just playing along so you get your oppression points. The fact that there's no justification for it makes it obvious it's just a badge they put on. I don't remember who was talking about it, maybe Jordan Peterson, but college kids in expensive schools love those little badges. The funny thing is they'll claim to be androgynous because you don't have to prove anything, but these kids will be very self conscious about being lower class. They hide from their peers that they aren't going on their dad's boat over the weekend, but they are willing to tell you what they do in the bedroom.
ZaneJuliun1@reddit
why is ur profile hidden man, I feel like u know ur shit I wanted to learn more
CaterpillarLoud8071@reddit
It's funny that we've ended up with two competing groups - the flexible gender binary vs the gender spectrum - and both will get mad if you use the other's preference.
If you call a "non-binary" trans person he/she rather than they, you're denying their identity as neither male or female. But if you call a binary trans person they rather than he/she, you're purposefully refusing to refer to them as their preferred gender.
NeonsShadow@reddit
I honestly don't see how you consider those two competing groups? Both are asking you to use their preferred identities, not that you use it for everyone else. You even say so in your comment. Is this bait or are you just that retarded?
CaterpillarLoud8071@reddit
They're competing theories about sex and gender. If gender is just a cultural norm and a spectrum, how can a person be physically male but have a female brain - the basis of gender dysphoria? In the non-binary school of thought, that person is just not following gender norms and trans people will get pissed off about being told they're not a real man/woman and that their feelings aren't valid.
Brussel_Rand@reddit
I'm more willing to accept trans people because they identify, try to look like, and act like the other gender. I've seen a lot of evidence there are structures in the brain that develop wrong in the womb. So there's at least a scientific theory explaining that.
I still don't get the people who think they're neither. Very rarely do you see a person claim they are such and they act androgynous. They're still going to have normal sex hormones and be influenced by that, it's not a switch you can ignore. Its just a corruption of Jung's theory on the anima / animus.
Funny thing is I saw advice on daily calories that had a recommendation for non binary people and it was just the midway point of the male and female ones. Really? Coming to the realization you're neither means you don't have to play by the normal rules of health advice either? Depending on your actual gender they're telling you to eat too much or too little which defeats the purpose altogether.
Successful-Flan-9763@reddit
she's got the freedom to be whatever she wants, and you've got the freedom to call her whatever you want.
Brussel_Rand@reddit
I don't think that freedom is helping her out much, she freaks out and cries if someone doubles down on her being a woman. Legally I have the freedom but socially, definitely not. Not in that circle, at least publicly.
Successful-Flan-9763@reddit
i feel u, and i agree that there is a strong imbalance. i was merely suggesting a short and sweet quip to move on with ur life, but it is clear that extremely deep political and social work will be needed to get rid of this cancer.
Brussel_Rand@reddit
You are more right than you think. I tried to help her since she publicly displays her suicidal ideation and she likely has some sort of trauma around men. She has a thing against one on one stuff which is why she's dating multiple people. I tried to be concerned and that got both of us nowhere. To quote Nirvana, I think she likes "the comfort of being sad."
So I did excuse a lot of it or try to stay neutral because I thought she was a hurt person who needed an actual friend, but slowly things got eaten away. The current events around Kirk haven't helped either. In our niche one person was appalled, one retweeted one thing dancing on his grave, and all the other heavy lefties did nothing. She on the other hand has been non stop retweeting disinformation and grave dancing. I even saw she retweeted an anti semitic conspiracy theory.
I'll try my best to get on with things and be better than this person, you're right. I wish it was something I could have admitted sooner.
Successful-Flan-9763@reddit
you seem like an honest, good person. the person you are talking about is sadly too far gone. i understand your desire to help. unfortunately sometimes we arrive too late and cancer has spread. if you still want to help your fellow humans (and i know you do), make sure to take care of your mental health first and foremost, and i suggest you go for people who are somewhat moderate still.
Brussel_Rand@reddit
Thank you, and you are right. I'm already working on trying to find intrinsic motivation because I have tied myself to extrinsic motivation for a long time now. Ultimately I am the only person who has a say in what I do and how I feel, not others.
Successful-Flan-9763@reddit
very good 👏👏 you're clever, you've got this
CommieRemovalService@reddit
It's really just the puritanism of old coming back isn't it?
These would be the exact same people screaming about how everything they don't like is satanic, except now it's whatever 'ist' can be tangentially related via mental gymnastics to the subject at hand.
Brussel_Rand@reddit
Puritanical gets used in religious contexts a lot, but you can use it in moral contexts too.
I have been thinking about how classic Christian eccentricities are manifesting in the modern progressive movement without anyone noticing. It's almost like these people need God or the framework the church provided but they reinvented it. Like in the past people were fine with you not desiring sex or romance so long as you were a monk/ priest, but now they have to identify as asexual to find the same peace.
But you definitely see people have a strict moral code that means certain people have certain rights, others have too much, certain people can say certain words, etc. Everyone has to have a flag they can identify with and follow behind, but it's not a national symbol so it's technically not fascism (though you should look up the etymology of fascist and British cigarette lol). Everyone can self identify with certain grammatical rules and people have to follow it because 2+2=5.
VovaViliReddit@reddit
Both are just virtue signalling.
balls_deep_space@reddit
Wait till this MF realises language evolves MFW not speaking like a Chaucer pilgrimage
RatioTechnical234@reddit
bussy ?
i prefer that one honestly.
fembussy ftw
Brussel_Rand@reddit
🤮
ParticularConcept548@reddit
It's called bussy, you bigoted sweaty
jackedcatman@reddit
Am I insane for thinking men have penises?
back_reggin@reddit
75% of retreads think windows taste delicious.
C_umputer@reddit
75% of zoomers can't form a coherent sentence, no need to worry about their opinions
aef823@reddit
100% of zoomers can't even disagree without sperging out.
aef823@reddit
Apparently it's a real thing, given recent events and reddit.
Desperate for dickgirls but refusing the dick, murder people you disagree with but worrying about grandpa's rifle.
The fuck did covid do to people, jesus.
baran132@reddit
If a trans woman passes well enough, you have to actively remind yourself that she's a man and not a woman. Most people don't care to do that.
Interesting_Host_477@reddit
it boggles my mind that you’re so upset over that - stop looking at the screen?
lobotominizer@reddit
Easy there...i've been warned for.much weak comment.
CommieRemovalService@reddit
Just in case you ever need it, guide to making apps think you're a different person:
The most foolproof way is to reset your IP. Just unplug your router when you go to sleep and you will likely have a new IP when you wake up; some ISPs will give you a static IP, but that's uncommon. It usually costs extra iirc. Not sure, I've never had nor needed one.
Ideally in conjunction with that, if you're on android, clear the app data in your settings and uninstall the app. You can use a work profile to make apps think you're a different person if all else fails. If you're on Windows, simply clear your cookies. This will mostly prevent them from telling who you are via your browsing method. If this fails for android as mentioned before, the work profile essentially gives your device new identifying information for that profile. For MacOS and iOS I have no idea, I don't use them but where there's a will, there's a way.
You can also install newer or older versions of the app in question. I've found this to be helpful.
Making accounts on incognito windows on PC now and farming some positive engagement, whatever that looks like on the site, then switching to those accounts when you need to will help in fooling the system.
This is just a general guide for maintaining internet anonymity, definitely don't do it for this site ever especially if you get banned because ban evasion is very very bad, it's somewhere between mass murder and running over pigeons for fun on a badness scale.
NuWuX@reddit
A nice feminine penis. 🤗
Especialistaman@reddit
If anything makes me hard, its a woman, vagina or not
Different_Fun9763@reddit
Nearly_Evil_665@reddit
Sounds Like grape to me
EliteHaitas@reddit
So anon gets graped 🍇, beat her up anon, the question is how much violence, not is it needed! 😤
SlySychoGamer@reddit
Someone tell OP yes
Big_Spence@reddit
The answer is always yes
mark2talyho@reddit
Tiny hats got another one
iamAliAsghar@reddit
Anon got sexually assaulted, and instead of solving the problem, he is going into self-destruction mode,
Dangerous_Strain4036@reddit
"girl"
"she"
"her"
IrregularrAF@reddit
Pretend it’s one of them extra long clitorises
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
Am I weird if I prefer dicks over long clitorises?
BobbyBig_Balls@reddit
Nah just gay.
IrregularrAF@reddit
See above.
BokuNoSudoku@reddit
Fake, anon is still a virgin
HappySphereMaster@reddit
No , his ass isn’t one anymore.
NuWuX@reddit
Thrussy claimed at the very least.
supperhey@reddit
Tyler Robinson has internet access in jail?
Downstairs_Emission9@reddit
Literally my fetish.
FuckAllYourHonour@reddit
Is that a trick question?
Careful-Evening-5187@reddit
rope
ComfyEqual@reddit
An hero
Ultrasaurio@reddit
4chan cemida is always intriguing, if not weird.
Auzrick3@reddit
Yes anon, killing yourself might be the best option rn
Ringell@reddit
Fake: anon is straight Gay: zero gag reflex
Coronabandito@reddit
Naw. You aren’t infected unless you get bitten. Unprotected raw primal sex is completely safe.
Ax3god@reddit
Gaaaaayyyy