Anon pigs out | TheaterFire

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andhowsherbush@reddit

Once a month I call out of work and sit at the park all day.

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positivelypolitical@reddit

>mfw the wife discovers OP is secretly going to motels and confronts him thinking he's cheating, only to find him absolutely destroying a pizza and cheesy bread on the floor at a Motel 6

High kek

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Zygy255@reddit

Isn't that the plot to a Simpsons episode

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BooFighters@reddit

It is. Has the scene of that homer eating whole schwarma roll or something,

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11freebird@reddit

She’s gonna start cheating because she thinks he’s cheating and he’s gonna fuck over his marriage over goyslop

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IrregularrAF@reddit

If you had a stupid ex like me you could’ve cheated the entire relationship. Unfortunately I was just as stupid and didn’t.

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ravens52@reddit

Okay, pause. 🛑✋ What was going on that you wanted to cheat on her?

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IrregularrAF@reddit

I wish I did now. Since the opportunity was always there. But anyways, she cheated. Lmfao

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ravens52@reddit

Oof, yeah. I’m sorry to hear that bud. Don’t sink to her level. Be a man and go fucking deeper. Ruin her parents marriage and sleep with her mom.

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gambit61@reddit

Be a real man and sleep with her dad. Make sure to make eye contact when you cum

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omegafivethreefive@reddit

Maybe she'll just go fuckbud with a can of coke and 2 slices.

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bittercripple6969@reddit

On the floor? It's a hotel! Eat on the bed!

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ravens52@reddit

It’s so wholesome it’s borderline gay.

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Zenaesthetic@reddit

Those carmel brownies from dominos are lit

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Bill-O-Reilly-@reddit

I heard She had a 92lb mole removed from her ass

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hoze1231@reddit

I wanna sanction a hit on Billy-0-Reilly

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Cmoke2Js@reddit

Anons like a weight loss commercial. Before, and waaaay before

Hey T ya hear that? I said they're like a weight loss commercial. Before and way before, heh heh

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Macslionheart@reddit

Is that a warhammer tacticus player I’ve spotted in the wild 👀

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Dependent-Hat-5142@reddit

Wouldn't this work if it's only one cheat day?

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Its actually incredible how true 'you can't outrun your fork' really is. It also extends to cheat days, even once a week. I've found its not enough, even if I OMAD the rest of the week. In a single day you can smash yourself silly on kcal, even if the gut size/bacteria can't handle the first pass, majority of it will still get absorbed

Cheat day once a fortnight is fine though.

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anonymouswan1@reddit

I find cheat days to be beneficial. It's like my metabolism skyrockets after.

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philmarcracken@reddit

my metabolic rate of digestion is higher after eating more

you dont say

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