Finally tied the room together

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no_bender@reddit

What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinaman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not,-- also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh, Asian- American, Please.

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Goaty1208@reddit

That carpet looks very similar to my carpet.

At least yours wasn't pissed on.

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n12xn@reddit

Old man told me to take any rug in the house

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D-Flo1@reddit

Now all you need is the Nixon poster

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CosmicDisciple@reddit

Enters Woo...

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Hey, hey. This is a private residence, man.

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LouDog0187@reddit

Not on the rug. . .man

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whererusteve@reddit

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate?

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LouDog0187@reddit

Look, man, I'm not tryina scam anybody here. . .

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maloside@reddit

At least I'm housebroken

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anditcounts@reddit

Every time someone gets a rug in this fair subreddit, I am to upvote the person?

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RossMxx@reddit

..and this guy peed on it.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Just watch out for the carpet pissers, u/the_tapioca

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tditman2@reddit

Well dude we just don’t know

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Jam_Tour_9141@reddit

With the money you can buy any number of rugs that do not have sentimental value for me.

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nigeltwo@reddit

Mind if I do a jay?

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theslowbus@reddit

Oooh! Nice marmot!

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Boz747@reddit

The old man told me to take any rug in the house

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GuitarSingle4416@reddit

No frills, Port Huron weaving?

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sozh@reddit

far out...

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torontopeter@reddit

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting!

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

It looks like a Pakistani Peshawar rug but I could be wrong. Could we get a rug expert in here to ID the type of rug the Dude had? Let’s settle this for once and for all.

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2wheelsThx@reddit

What'r you a fucking rug weaver now?

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

Practically. I used to work at a rug warehouse that was a money laundering front to Iran. That camel fucker is in political exile in Turkey. The US can’t touch him and Turkey won’t extradite him to Iran.

Look at that situation with that camel fucker in Iran…

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