Hotel in California
Posted by ThatDerfGuy@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Posted by ThatDerfGuy@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 67 comments
MilaVaneela@reddit
Drinking coffee can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
80sLegoDystopia@reddit
I heard Don Henley is one of them.
geeeffwhy@reddit
Keurig’s ovah theah
ThatDerfGuy@reddit (OP)
I still brew manually.
Professional-Kiwi176@reddit
Wave of the future Dude!
romulusnr@reddit
Those are good K-cups Walter
Rattus_Baioarii@reddit
Jeffrey…
Dances_With_Cheese@reddit
Brew me
safetycommittee@reddit
That’s my robe.
BlooNorth@reddit
I’m finishin’ my coffee
PizzaDoughandCheese@reddit
I was thinking this Maude
Dances_With_Cheese@reddit
This had not occurred to us dude.
FirstUnderscoreLast@reddit
As opposed to the Hotel of the NATION.
Physical-Name4836@reddit
It’s not my special blend! I’m just trying to help her percolate man!
TheEschatonSucks@reddit
Oh wow
How extraordinarily Lebowski related
Kinase69@reddit
Unfortunately there are some people who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, these unfortunate souls cannot post in the true sense of the word.
diacachimba@reddit
Oh no!
Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit
Oh, yes.
CommentsFromTBL@reddit
Calmer than you are.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Human paraquat?
IamTheGoodest@reddit
Vagina.
diacachimba@reddit
Well, there isn't a literal connection, dude.
BirdmanHuginn@reddit
Maud’s Coffee Company
never fatuous, always good…and thorough
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
Their roasts have been commended as being strongly vaginal.
RedPhule@reddit
Jeffrey, I understand you haven't opened the coffee yet..
Stratoblaster1969@reddit
Bienvenido al Hotel California
JayrassicPark@reddit
¡¡¡QUE TE JODAN, TÍO!!! SI NO TE GUSTA MI PUTA MÚSICA, ¡¡¡CONSIGUE TU PROPIO TAXI!!!!!!
eze01@reddit
Anything but the Eagles man.
Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit
man get out of my fuckin cab
eze01@reddit
Man, c'mon I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
bee_poop@reddit
Just a blend of Maudie’s…
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Yeah? The blend with the cleft asshole? 🤣
greyspoke@reddit
fuck this is the line, well done
bucsandbucks@reddit
It’s a zesty brew
GhostIsAlwaysThere@reddit
I want you to see this barista, he’s a good man and thorough.
0x0ddba11@reddit
Three separate incidents?
Bruce_the_Shark@reddit
Hotel California? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!
TeaTimeTelevision@reddit
Near the hotel California
schriepes@reddit
Our fuckin troubles are over, Dude!
drinkslinger1974@reddit
Came to the comments for one reason. That was it.
bebopgamer@reddit
On the plus side, there's plenty of room, and you can check in any time you want. Negative Yelp reviews, hiwever, point out that you can never leave.
thinclientsrock@reddit
If you brew it, it is no dream
McMikey99@reddit
Look Maude, I'm sorry your coffee maker is a Keurig but uh... Do you have a French Press?
BraveryDave@reddit
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a cup is percolated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
Emotional_Signal7883@reddit
Minibar's over there.
NuclearBroliferator@reddit
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Decaf.
BraveryDave@reddit
He brews the coffee?
no_bender@reddit
GODDAMNIT!! Is there a Ralph's around here?
leaded-hevel72@reddit
r/TheDude_TBL
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
This had not occurred to us, dude.
CaptainD743@reddit
Lotta in's, Lotta out's...
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
These rich fucks...this whole fuckin thing...
Apprehensive_Bit_176@reddit
Plenty of room at the Hotel California, man. As long as you don’t hate the fucking eagles.
coatofforearm@reddit
I hate the fucking eagles man!
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
That's my robe.
Fortunate8on@reddit
Fuckin Quintana, that creep can roll, man.
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Yes, pods or k-cups or whatever you call them.
Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit
I’m just trying to help her conceive some new flavors, man
IamTheGoodest@reddit
I'll try your new flavor for a thousand dollars.
Standard-Ad1254@reddit
aw, man..lodged where?
sizzle-dee-bizzle@reddit
POR EL CAMINO DEL DESIERTO
medorian@reddit
We got the Maudes working in shifts!
CommonSensei-_@reddit
Welcome to ze otel California! 🎶
dudeabiding420@reddit
Have any Kahlua
radtech91@reddit
My coffee has been commended...
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
Just because we’re travelers doesn’t make us saps!
2wheelsThx@reddit
I'm stayin. Enjoying my Maud's...finishing my Maud's.