First, let just tell you that I’m a professional pattern noticer. I have over 500 elite certifications, all endorsed by the CEO of Racism himself. When I begin noticing things, no one is safe from the elite discernment skills and advanced bigotry techniques that I have honed over multiple decades, that were sharpened by the most renowned noticers of them all. Ever heard of Alex Jones? Yeah, of course you have. He was my mentor for 14 months. We trained while deeply embedded in the rainforests along the Bangladeshi deltas, absorbing the multi-phasic patterns of human behavior the people there exhibited. Patterns of behavior so intricate and delicate not even the people there were aware of them. The global behavioral control network that Israel deployed in the 1960s was still working its Jewish tendrils into these peoples most vulnerable of activities. I can already tell that you’ve never considered why Indians shit on the street, have you? That’s right, the Jewish global control network forces them to do it. The Indians don’t even have a clue - some have even started doing it themselves, entirely unprompted. This is the type of enemy we’re up against, it’s why my body has been turned in a razor sharp noticing tool.

So, needless to say, when I tell you that I smelled some REDDITOR BEHAVIOR in this thread, you had better believe I was as a serious Chinese mother illegally downloading her robot child’s school report cards. While you and I have been exchanging small talk, I had already tasked my world wide network of Reddit Mod Specialists to scan this thread and deliver complete and TOTAL DESTRUCTION of any REDDIT BEHAVIOR they find here. So, you’re safe. For now. But consider this your first warning, kiddo.