What causes this behavior in Anons?
Posted by XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 70 comments

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/939833204
Posted by XiJinpingChinaParody@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 70 comments
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/939833204
drebengolem@reddit
To be honest, Ive gotten one glory hole blowjob, 99% from a man, and it was indescribably good. That guy was a pro.
whileecoyotee@reddit
The feeling of that eager throat is unreal
McGuineaRI@reddit
wtf. This is common?
whileecoyotee@reddit
I suspect that the population of world wide downlow gay/bi men is exponentially larger than anyone thinks. Or more accurately, would ever admit.
ForGrateJustice@reddit
I would imagine he has some experience with a cock.
Shatophiliac@reddit
What was the other 1%, a raccoon or something?
drebengolem@reddit
A wom*n
ForGrateJustice@reddit
Eww girls yuck
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EffectivePoint2187@reddit
Anon has aids.
lastvileblood@reddit
It's almost impossible to get HIV from oral sex
NormalPersimmon3478@reddit
Some men are actually able to manipulate their colon to simulate a mouth. Any man could mistake a hemorrhoid for a tongue, and ass hairs for a beard.
brief_thought@reddit
I thought nothing I read could ever shock me at this point
I stand corrected
supperhey@reddit
I stand erected
immellocker@reddit
I once had anal with a fat woman and afterwards she said at the beginning it hurt but then it was beautiful... and then I said: yeah. I had to push in your hemorrhoids that my dick would go in smoothly
Fallingice2@reddit
why did you have to share this combination of words?
T_Ijonen@reddit
Can you please unlearn how to write?
Steelwolf73@reddit
ReflexxR@reddit
BS lmao, Source? Your assmouth?
Oda_Krell@reddit
Still unlikely then. The penetratee is at a much higher infection risk than the penetrator :shrug:
Das_tri_194@reddit
Wtf 💀
ForGrateJustice@reddit
Yeah wow I want to go back to the 60 seconds before I read this
Frequent_Beat4527@reddit
I regret being able to read
illuciddd@reddit
You’d know all about that wouldn’t ya
Tell us all about how men’s assholes work
simp4malvina@reddit
The Anon fears the gay analmancer
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
Noted
Shloopy_Dooperson@reddit
Erm aktchually.
If the man sucking OP off had sores or open cuts in his mouth there is a chance OP could contract HIV.
back_reggin@reddit
Not in this economy.
DixieNormas011@reddit
I'm no doctor, but that sounds inaccurate at best
Fun_Ambassador_9320@reddit
Google’s a thing you know.
“Oral sex carries little to no risk for getting or transmitting HIV. Theoretically, it is possible if an HIV-positive man ejaculates in his partner’s mouth during oral sex. Factors that may increase the risk of transmitting HIV through oral sex are oral ulcers, bleeding gums, genital sores, and the presence of other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), which may or may not be visible. However, the risk is still extremely low, and much lower than with anal or vaginal sex.”
hiv.gov
Nesciuss@reddit
What's next bro you're gonna use hitler as a source for why nazism is not dangerous?
Zyeesi@reddit
I mean he did use the word almost, since the guy didn't get aids on the second time around it's confirmed
CMG_exe@reddit
In 2025 you genuinely have to try to get aids, if you are fucking 60 year old tweakers raw that’s on you lmao.
horiami@reddit
That won't stop him from trying his hardest
talkingspacecoyote@reddit
Maybe not, but definitely herpes
winkman@reddit
Herpaids
Jonercel@reddit
16? Jesus
gatosaurio@reddit
Didn't you want to fuck everything that moved at 16?
Capital_Pick3604@reddit
No not really
aef823@reddit
Sometimes it's younger.
A lot younger.
Sites like those don't vet for age, and it's kinda fucked up.
ForGrateJustice@reddit
That time anon wrote about hiring what he thought was a 19 year old prostitute, turned out she was 14 and a drug addict.
Any-Monk-9395@reddit
People usually find out they’re gay during their teenage years.
Coronabandito@reddit
Male victim. People would call him a hero.
SpecialistParticular@reddit
He was a late bloomer.
Fallingice2@reddit
hiv prevention med is like 1.00 usd with insurance. take a pill daily and go forth and do all the deranged shit you want u til you get herpes and or hpv...everything else is curable...I mean even herpes can get to the point of no breakouts.
P41N90D@reddit
Gays are the proto coomers
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
I don't see the appeal of Gloryholes. Sure it'd be nice to have your dick sucked but what if the guy (its always a guy) is ugly? What then? Worse would be if they are actually attractive, then I'd be pressed to suck their dick and that's gay.
OpenBluejay6780@reddit
story is more fake than my diploma
FrankyPropaganda@reddit
Be me
Heterosexual male
[the gayest thing you’ve ever read]
Mfw
ForGrateJustice@reddit
not just any gay, LIBERACE gay!
OctopusFarmer47@reddit
To be fair he didn’t say he was straight, which I respect
Oaker_at@reddit
I was disappointed by the missing character arc
FuckAllYourHonour@reddit
The rampant rise and acceptance of homosexulism in Western society is basically attributable to weirdos like this.
Medical_Officer@reddit
Is this what happened to Tyler?
Dangerous_Strain4036@reddit
psyops
nullv@reddit
OP left out the part where they joined the military.
Futureman999@reddit
"private gloryhole"? Dude drilled a hole in his own bathroom wall?
Reptillian97@reddit
More likely a temporary barrier that they can take down when they aren't having people over to fuck, but yeah, pretty much.
Judah_Earl@reddit
Circumcision.
Dark_Army_1337@reddit
i wake up
there is another psyop
mrcryptoboy@reddit
the psyops will continue until morale improves
aef823@reddit
Gloryholes are turning the fucking groypers gay!
TrueTrueBlackPilld@reddit
♻️🐈
HilariousMax@reddit
Gf may give head. She may even enjoy it but she won't lust after it the way a giver at a truckstop will. Those dudes know how to mouth.
Doctah_Fauci@reddit
A good lot lizard can get you through tough times.
Black_Jackel@reddit
Psyop
jiajia_92@reddit
Fake? Probably
Gay? 100%
iHateRedditButImHere@reddit
Dangerously straight
Melowko@reddit
He literally fucking tells you what caused the behavior: Best BJs