She’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
Posted by JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 73 comments
Posted by JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 73 comments
PreviousAd6536@reddit
Does she offer family discounts?
customer_service_af@reddit
Worth it
strongsilenttypos@reddit
What most dude here forget about in this context is inflation.
1000$ in 1991 is almost 3489$, adjusted to the cost of living….we definitely are past scribbling 0.69$ milk checks…..
LongStable6837@reddit
The $ goes before the number $1000.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
What are you, a numismatist now?
LongStable6837@reddit
Like a collector of bones or clams or whatever you call them?
strongsilenttypos@reddit
Eh, we are Canadians man, je ne comprends pas man, okay Merci?
LongStable6837@reddit
And that’s cool, that’s cool.
thinclientsrock@reddit
Cost of living, wave of the future dude
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit (OP)
New shit has come to light
creamcitybrix@reddit
I’m gonna go find a cash machine…
goatsticks717@reddit
A MAC machine?
creamcitybrix@reddit
TYME machine is what we called em here in my day.
Salenabunny@reddit
And Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay $100
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
120.. the government does take a bite.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
I will not abide another shitpost.. maudes?
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit (OP)
You’re not wrong, NotYerBoyBlue, you’re just an asshole.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
You're not blowing.
idubbkny@reddit
she kidnapped herself
LouDog0187@reddit
That. . .fuckin BITCH!
drewsephstalin@reddit
Well what do YOU care, Walter?
rektogre1280@reddit
Those rich fucks... This whole fucking thing...
drewsephstalin@reddit
I don't see any connection with Vietnam, man!
idubbkny@reddit
well, there's no literal connection...
TheBoromancer@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
lowteq@reddit
You said it yourself, Dude...
idubbkny@reddit
that right dude. once the plan gets too complicated...
MornGreycastle@reddit
Her life is in your hands.
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
Mister Lebowski asked me to repeat that
callmekizzle@reddit
Oh no
lowteq@reddit
leaded-hevel72@reddit
r/TheDude_TBL
Temporary-Cost5249@reddit
Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay 100
SuperRusso@reddit
Very free-spirited.
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
We all are very fond of her
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
that SLUT kidnapped herself
ClayDrinion@reddit
Who kidnapped herself, Walter?
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
Shut the fuck up, donny
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers…
stellahella1@reddit
Leave the dude's other lady friend alone
khetti79@reddit
It's a wandering step-brother job.... It’s a picture of his step-sister. It’s supposed to make him homesick.
dhlthecobra@reddit
They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
ClayDrinion@reddit
In the mid 90s it was probably only 750 when you adjust for inflation
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit
She works on Saturday !
_AlreadyThrownAway_@reddit
Her in American pie was the first crush I remember ever having. Absolute smoke show.
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
classic movie
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit (OP)
The story is ludicrous.
sdrdude@reddit
they fix the cable
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit (OP)
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Youre not blowing
Left-Cry2817@reddit
Brandt can’t watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
For your information the Supreme Court has ROUNDLY REJECTED prior restraint!
mclms1@reddit
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish Monk?
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit (OP)
Her name is Fawn Knudsen
betabry@reddit
How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus.
Ididnt-start-thefire@reddit
How much to just blow on it?
CombinationSea@reddit
That fucking strumpet.
RossMxx@reddit
Wonderful woman.
nigeltwo@reddit
Very free spirited
Salenabunny@reddit
We are all very fond of her
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit (OP)
Wandering daughter job.
goathrottleup@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
aejb22122@reddit
Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho.
dcamnc4143@reddit
In Palm Springs visiting friends.
BoomDonk@reddit
She’s gets an ample allowance.
Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit
Rad
AlexTrebek_@reddit
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
WaySavvyD@reddit
Does she take AMEX; I want the points
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
Fucking amateur.
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
Our guest has to be going.
32getreddit@reddit
How bout you take the money I have on me and we calls it even?
onlylurksnever@reddit
You’re not blowing
sexwiththebabysitter@reddit
You can’t watch, though