First, it might be useful to understand why you want to not get picked for the jury. After all, somebody has to serve on juries, so this is a public service obligation. A lot of UULPTs are about safely getting vengeance upon or causing harm to someone who 'deserves it', whereas this UULPT sounds like it is more about exploiting others who may well be decent people but with less social power or freedom than you.

To reschedule your jury duty for a time that is more convenient for you, just call up the courthouse and tell them you need to reschedule. You can tell them plane tickets are already purchased (for a work trip or for pleasure travel). You can tell them you are sick (or going to have surgery or recovering from surgery) or are helping a family member (or a friend or a stranger) who is going through something like that. The clerk I talked to didn't ask for a reason, they just rescheduled me.

Assuming that you feel you have to get completely disqualified from Jury Duty, it is usually the case that you need to show up for that initial one day of jury selection voir dire. The online questionnaire only validates that you are a citizen of the relevant locality, speak and understand English, are not full-time unsupported caregiver, and are not a full-time student -- are legally eligible for jury in your jurisdiction. Getting exempted based on the online questionnaire alone usually requires some sort of perjury.

So it is better, if possible, to spend the day in voir dire. Your chances of getting chosen for an actual jury case are pretty low to begin with, but a variety of approaches will absolutely extinguish any chance of service:

* Find a hook that gets you very emotionally invested in the case - recount a close relative who was a victim of a similar crime, or a perpetrator, or a police officer. When anyone asks you if you can still apply the law fairly based on the facts of this case despite your personal experience, give it a suitable pause for thought and then say "No."

* Decide the case in advance, and tell the judge your unshakeable opinion.

* Define yourself as unable to follow the law in this case, because you don't believe that the laws apply or are correct or are morally acceptable or whatever. Religious beliefs work well here. I've also heard that voicing your opinions about "jury nullification" (the understanding that the jury can refuse to obey the judges instructions and declare any defendant innocent despite fact and law to the contrary, and this is difficult to overturn) will get you dismissed, but I've never seen it in action. If you are unable to consider the range of punishments provided by the legal structure for the case you are hearing, you are not eligible for the jury.

* During the breaks, look up facts (or perhaps "facts") about the upcoming case on your cell phone talk about them over lunch. I got to see this knock about six people off of the most recent voir dire, so I can vouch for its UULPT effectiveness.

Regardless of which approach you use, if you make the judge think you are behaving unethically, you should be prepared to be verbally scolded and humiliated by the judge. (The woman in front of me in voir dire made gestures to get the defendant's attention, and then once he was looking at her, she dragged her finger across her throat in an exaggerated cut-your-throat gesture. The judge had her stand up and he berated her in front of the rest of us.) But that's where the judge's power ends -- they don't want to risk you actually being an unacceptable juror, so they are not going to actually force you to serve on a jury out of spite.