If you can deal with your childhood being called "history," Tasting History did an episode with this recipe and the history of school lunches in general:
He covers things from ancient Egypt and Sumeria all the way up to the cold war. Basically anything that catches his interest that he can find evidence and recipes for. If you like the stuff he finds interesting, awesome, if not that's cool too.
If you want more modern little-known recipes (especially recipes published in community cookbooks that were popular from the 50s onwards), also check out b. Dylan Hollis. He doesn't do as much historical research but is a very animated presenter.
I have been known to say "TWO EGG-EES!" when prepping breakfast.
I'm not a serious chef or anything but I do have a small but growing collection of vintage/theme cookbooks. Need to pick up his, and scan a few of mine to send to him and Max.
I made the pourable crust, used his video as a guide and he is a complete liar. I even printed the whole cookbook because i was so excited. Tasted nothing like school pizza.
Me too! I followed the recipe exactly, and, it definitely didn't taste like my school's pizza. I wonder if some schools did it slightly differently. There was a very distinct taste to mine and it just wasn't there with this recipe. We ate a slice or two and threw the rest out.
It was more the crust which is really what makes school pizza school pizza. I saw it comes in sheets anyway. I’m an 80-90’s school kid so maybe this was 60’s school pizza… idk
I was one of those weirdos that always liked school lunch. My mom started making lunch most days at some point and I actually missed the cafeteria food.
Yeah I don’t understand this post, my school lunches were so gross including the pizza. I usually just had a bagel with cream cheese or stole money from my moms purse to go to Dairy Queen. The red sauce on this pizza had me hating red sauce on anything for literal decades lol
Yup. The square pizzas were terrible and I never enjoyed them. I ate them because "pizza", but never with a smile. And then there was that boiled hotdog wrapped in the crescent roll. Waaaay too much gross bread, only to hit a disappointing hot dog.
I still miss the chicken fried steak / pork cutlet days. I would split my wheat roll, and use it to make a sandwich with the meat and the mashed potatoes / gravy.
I've tried to recreate the experience at home but it just isn't the same.
The rectangle pizza was the worst. The nacho cheese had that layer of skin on top but the chips were alright. The grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup wasn't bad.
But every once in a blue moon, it was calzone day and life was good unless they ran out of calzones before you could get one.
I have been searching for the chocolate chip cookie recipe. They were the size of your palm and not quite cake like but close. I cannot find anything close to it.
What makes this worse for me... my mom was literally one of the lunch ladies in my high school. She doesn't remember. 😭
1- Add yeast to 2 c warm water. Bloom for 5 minutes. 2-Add all other ingredients to mixer. 3-Add yeast to mixer. 4- Mix until dough pulls away from bowl.
Former navy cook and this is what B-12 would essentially tell you.
I wonder how long it's been since any school made these by hand. Back in 7th or 8th grade home ec we all had to help in the cafeteria for a day. The big reward was all you can eat, and I was lucky enough to draw pizza day. This would've been early to mid 90s and I distinctly remember the pizzas came frozen in a box. All I had to do was put them on a baking sheet and throw them in the oven. I want to say they were Tony's brand, but that's been a lot of years ago.
It was made in-house through elementary school for me but somewhere around middle or high school, I can't remember, they just started ordering dominos every Friday.
They are definitely frozen. My mom somehow managed to get an in with someone when I was in high school (mid-90s), and we picked up a box of frozen school pizzas at a distribution warehouse. They just weren't the same at home though.
Whether through the distributor or the school’s storage, our chocolate milk was often served in various stages of slush/thaw because it was kept at too low a temperature.
When we complained, I vividly recall our assistant principle trying to sell us on the idea that “it’s like a milkshake!” No sir, your freezer-burn variety of faux chocolate liquid is most certainly not like a milkshake.
Pretty sure the pizzas were purchased frozen by the time I was in school eating them, but I’m really interested in trying this at home. Thanks for the recipe!
This is phenomenal. Today is my nieces birthday and I've now scrapped my original plan for tonights dinner. This is happening. Thankyou so much for posting this absolute gem!
It doesn't say what kind of cheese, but I'm convinced it wasn't all mozzarella. It might have had 10% government American cheese product to achieve some creaminess.
I would still give anything for the round pizzas we had. They were flaky and layered, like the peel-off Pillsbury biscuits on a can. We'd flip them over and eat the crust first, that's how good the crust was. They were a bit like deep dish, too, where the cheese got a little burned and crispy on the edges.
These aren't what we had. Ours came frozen in individual pans and were supplied by whatever supplier was also supplying frozen meals for my elderly veteran neighbor. I don't know if they were a local product or a different method of USDA supplied foods (it's possible our school didn't have an actual kitchen to make foods from this book and our school, was supplied by a "central kitchen".)
Then I switched school districts and most of our food was supplied frozen by Schwan's and our pizza was brought in from an actual pizza places once a week on Tuesday or Friday.
Woah! I might just have to try this. Does anyone have the recipe for the fiestata(sp?) pizza? The hexagon shaped one with beef and cheddar cheese. Loved that pizza in school too
Does anyone have the recipe for the fiestata(sp?) pizza? The hexagon shaped one with beef and cheddar cheese. Loved that pizza in school too
These were a premade frozen product from The Schwan's Company (called Yelloh -- before they went defunct last fall.)
For some years, I was ordering a very similar large sized pizza from Schwan's themselves called a Mexican Style Supreme Pizza. Red Barron (one of Schwan's grocery store brands) had a similar one for a while, too.
Sometimes my Schwan's man would just show up with a genuine box of school Fiestada that "fell off the back of the truck" but that was exceedingly rare.
Anyway, if the school food service brands still exist being made by another company) as Red Barron still does, you may get lucky or watch the frozen section in case Red Barron brings it back.
I've actually been "working" on this recipe for years. Started with the "Gannie" hand-written version that's been floating around the Internet for the last 10-15 years, and then moved on the the 1988 USDA publication as shown in this post.
It's all wrong, somehow. That's kind of paradoxical because school lunch has to conform to government standards, so you'd think the USDA publication is the gold copy. But if you make this and scale it, it's a solid square for sure, but nothing like school lunch pizza.
It is true that most schools were not making these in-house, they came frozen in a box from a supplier. But the thing that I don't understand is, government food contractors would have had to conform to the USDA-specified ingredients, so why does it taste like a completely different pizza?
But you know what actually slaps? The pourable pizza dough recipe within the same publication. I use that all the time (once a week) and it is indeed very similar to school lunch pizza, which as you might remember is a soft and chewy dough, with some sweetness provided by the sugar and powdered milk.
So I'd recommend using the pourable method, par-baked on parchment, and then just do your own thing with the sauce, cheese, and toppings. For a half sheet I cut it into 8 pieces which is slightly larger than the school portions. Best part, you can knock it out start to finish in 50 minutes. Reheats very well in the air fryer, just 5 minutes at 350 and it's as good as new.
I made this a few years ago and what a mixed bag. If you ate it immediately it was not bad. Nostalgic for sure. And the most difficult way to get an elios pizza. 20 minutes later it was the worst pizza i have ever had. Both dry and soggy at the same time! But dont take my word for it 🎵
I mean, restaurants around me sell rectangular pizza all the time. Hell, my mother didn't even know that pizza could be round until she was in high school!
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I always hated the square school pizzas, but I grew up in CT, which has arguably the best pizza in the country, so I knew from a young age that it wasn’t how pizza was supposed to be.
Man everyone grew up on the rectangle pizza, but I swear my school got like dominos or Pizza Hut or something. I never got to experience the rectangle pizza, but I hear it’s good
Our pizzas were always prefab, which was ironic considering my high school had a culinary arts program with a fully functional restaurant and commercial kitchen in the building.
Because me and my brother were home alone all summer, mom used to buy giant boxes of Tony’s pizza. The exact ones we had at school. Tony’s pizza, otter pops and ramen was the majority of my lunch for lime 9 months straight
Southpolarman@reddit
This is suspiciously similar to the Armed Forces Recipe Service (AFRS) recipe.
Glittering-Most-9535@reddit
If you can deal with your childhood being called "history," Tasting History did an episode with this recipe and the history of school lunches in general:
https://youtu.be/40MvjFaTVzE?si=5AFQhGJObDzbV7Vf
StChas77@reddit
It seems like anything before the 21st century is fair game for his channel. Also, I have his cookbook, and it has some really interesting stuff.
raven00x@reddit
He covers things from ancient Egypt and Sumeria all the way up to the cold war. Basically anything that catches his interest that he can find evidence and recipes for. If you like the stuff he finds interesting, awesome, if not that's cool too.
If you want more modern little-known recipes (especially recipes published in community cookbooks that were popular from the 50s onwards), also check out b. Dylan Hollis. He doesn't do as much historical research but is a very animated presenter.
HelpfulnessStew@reddit
I have been known to say "TWO EGG-EES!" when prepping breakfast.
I'm not a serious chef or anything but I do have a small but growing collection of vintage/theme cookbooks. Need to pick up his, and scan a few of mine to send to him and Max.
reapersritehand@reddit
Moo juice
HelpfulnessStew@reddit
FLOOF! powder
0sqs@reddit
Bro, cars from the year 2000 are eligible for collector's plates this year in some states. We gotta get with the times, man.
StChas77@reddit
I miss my old 1999 Nissan Maxima, R.I.P.
Glittering-Most-9535@reddit
I haven't cooked from it yet, but I do have it and have thumbed through a few times.
Klinky1984@reddit
That's the use case for 99% of cookbooks these days. Support your favorite creators and look at pictures.
Glittering-Most-9535@reddit
The one I actually use is the Bob's Burgers one.
HelpfulnessStew@reddit
I have it too! So much fun!
Nipplasia2@reddit
I made the pourable crust, used his video as a guide and he is a complete liar. I even printed the whole cookbook because i was so excited. Tasted nothing like school pizza.
aftli@reddit
Me too! I followed the recipe exactly, and, it definitely didn't taste like my school's pizza. I wonder if some schools did it slightly differently. There was a very distinct taste to mine and it just wasn't there with this recipe. We ate a slice or two and threw the rest out.
Nipplasia2@reddit
You had more than me. I had a couple of bites and tossed it
livens@reddit
Could be differences in the brand of ingredients. Things like the exact tomato paste used or the type of cheese.
Nipplasia2@reddit
It was more the crust which is really what makes school pizza school pizza. I saw it comes in sheets anyway. I’m an 80-90’s school kid so maybe this was 60’s school pizza… idk
livens@reddit
I'm 80-90's too. I always thought the pizza came frozen.
TakingYourHand@reddit
This looks like a recipe from the 20s or 30s.
RyanSheldonArt@reddit
Max is the best!
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit
Weren’t we all joking for years and years about how bad the cafeteria food always was?
Last-Stop-Before-You@reddit
I was one of those weirdos that always liked school lunch. My mom started making lunch most days at some point and I actually missed the cafeteria food.
pinkocatgirl@reddit
It's weird seeing people get nostalgic for these pizzas, I always hated them. The cheese had a gross plasticky taste and was always covered in grease.
Dream-Ambassador@reddit
Yeah I don’t understand this post, my school lunches were so gross including the pizza. I usually just had a bagel with cream cheese or stole money from my moms purse to go to Dairy Queen. The red sauce on this pizza had me hating red sauce on anything for literal decades lol
E-2theRescue@reddit
Yup. The square pizzas were terrible and I never enjoyed them. I ate them because "pizza", but never with a smile. And then there was that boiled hotdog wrapped in the crescent roll. Waaaay too much gross bread, only to hit a disappointing hot dog.
onamonapizza@reddit
I still miss the chicken fried steak / pork cutlet days. I would split my wheat roll, and use it to make a sandwich with the meat and the mashed potatoes / gravy.
I've tried to recreate the experience at home but it just isn't the same.
ThePerfectSnare@reddit
The rectangle pizza was the worst. The nacho cheese had that layer of skin on top but the chips were alright. The grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup wasn't bad.
But every once in a blue moon, it was calzone day and life was good unless they ran out of calzones before you could get one.
melvinmel@reddit
I have been searching for the chocolate chip cookie recipe. They were the size of your palm and not quite cake like but close. I cannot find anything close to it.
What makes this worse for me... my mom was literally one of the lunch ladies in my high school. She doesn't remember. 😭
atampersandf@reddit
I have made this recipe and it is good.
reynaldoboyolo@reddit
But we need card B-12 for the yeast dough!
Arhimin@reddit
1- Add yeast to 2 c warm water. Bloom for 5 minutes. 2-Add all other ingredients to mixer. 3-Add yeast to mixer. 4- Mix until dough pulls away from bowl.
Former navy cook and this is what B-12 would essentially tell you.
reynaldoboyolo@reddit
You probably couldn't forget this if you wanted to! Thanks!
Boomalabim@reddit
My thoughts exactly!
greaterwhiterwookiee@reddit
Now where’s the ranch recipe? That’s what all my people need
apt_get@reddit
I wonder how long it's been since any school made these by hand. Back in 7th or 8th grade home ec we all had to help in the cafeteria for a day. The big reward was all you can eat, and I was lucky enough to draw pizza day. This would've been early to mid 90s and I distinctly remember the pizzas came frozen in a box. All I had to do was put them on a baking sheet and throw them in the oven. I want to say they were Tony's brand, but that's been a lot of years ago.
VotingRightsLawyer@reddit
It was made in-house through elementary school for me but somewhere around middle or high school, I can't remember, they just started ordering dominos every Friday.
apt_get@reddit
My kid's school does this too. Sometimes they have regular rectangle pizzas and sometimes they order Pizza Hut.
meagainpansy@reddit
They are definitely frozen. My mom somehow managed to get an in with someone when I was in high school (mid-90s), and we picked up a box of frozen school pizzas at a distribution warehouse. They just weren't the same at home though.
XxDoXeDxX@reddit
Whole recipe book here
https://archive.org/details/CAT92970475/page/n3/mode/1up
Adrasteia-One@reddit
Yum, thanks. Now we just need to prepare some canned corn as the side dish.
p90rushb@reddit
And some chocolate milk that may or may not be curdled, because it's a surprise every time.
Twanlx2000@reddit
Whether through the distributor or the school’s storage, our chocolate milk was often served in various stages of slush/thaw because it was kept at too low a temperature.
When we complained, I vividly recall our assistant principle trying to sell us on the idea that “it’s like a milkshake!” No sir, your freezer-burn variety of faux chocolate liquid is most certainly not like a milkshake.
Adrasteia-One@reddit
Haha, definitely.
lifeuncommon@reddit
Pretty sure the pizzas were purchased frozen by the time I was in school eating them, but I’m really interested in trying this at home. Thanks for the recipe!
Imtifflish24@reddit
The Tasting History guy on YouTube actually made this! It was a fun watch.
Amylein17@reddit
Ohhh do you have one for Mexican/fiesta pizza? It was sort of octagonal and used cheddar.
vinciblechunk@reddit
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
1messedupmonkey@reddit
This is phenomenal. Today is my nieces birthday and I've now scrapped my original plan for tonights dinner. This is happening. Thankyou so much for posting this absolute gem!
International_Bit478@reddit
Where is card B-12? I need card B-12!
Impossible-Ninja-823@reddit
You're doing the Lord's work. Thank you.
Taskerst@reddit
It doesn't say what kind of cheese, but I'm convinced it wasn't all mozzarella. It might have had 10% government American cheese product to achieve some creaminess.
Poopy-Drew@reddit
Who ever has these cards please post the cinnamon roll knot thingies as well as Stromboli
shortergirl06@reddit
I would still give anything for the round pizzas we had. They were flaky and layered, like the peel-off Pillsbury biscuits on a can. We'd flip them over and eat the crust first, that's how good the crust was. They were a bit like deep dish, too, where the cheese got a little burned and crispy on the edges.
Was this the Schwans pizza?
Munk45@reddit
My schools only had cheese pizza.
anniemdi@reddit
These aren't what we had. Ours came frozen in individual pans and were supplied by whatever supplier was also supplying frozen meals for my elderly veteran neighbor. I don't know if they were a local product or a different method of USDA supplied foods (it's possible our school didn't have an actual kitchen to make foods from this book and our school, was supplied by a "central kitchen".)
Then I switched school districts and most of our food was supplied frozen by Schwan's and our pizza was brought in from an actual pizza places once a week on Tuesday or Friday.
OhioIT@reddit
Woah! I might just have to try this. Does anyone have the recipe for the fiestata(sp?) pizza? The hexagon shaped one with beef and cheddar cheese. Loved that pizza in school too
anniemdi@reddit
These were a premade frozen product from The Schwan's Company (called Yelloh -- before they went defunct last fall.)
For some years, I was ordering a very similar large sized pizza from Schwan's themselves called a Mexican Style Supreme Pizza. Red Barron (one of Schwan's grocery store brands) had a similar one for a while, too.
Sometimes my Schwan's man would just show up with a genuine box of school Fiestada that "fell off the back of the truck" but that was exceedingly rare.
Anyway, if the school food service brands still exist being made by another company) as Red Barron still does, you may get lucky or watch the frozen section in case Red Barron brings it back.
bikemandan@reddit
Love me some rectangle alternate bread
smolstuffs@reddit
We never had ground beef/pork. We had the little cubed pepperoni, which I'm not sure counts as lean meat.
onamonapizza@reddit
We had both, but got both at the same time.
It was either pepperoni or cheese...OR sausage or cheese. And I didn't like the sausage option much as a kid so I would go with cheese on those days.
gummi-demilo@reddit
That and standard cheese were the only variants I ever saw.
gummi-demilo@reddit
That and standard cheese were the only variants I ever saw.
Nisi-Marie@reddit
For me, it’s not that the pizza was anything great. It was just vastly better than all the other shit we were given.
chocki305@reddit
For fucks sake.. this was for schools.
odar420@reddit
A cooky lol
p90rushb@reddit
I've actually been "working" on this recipe for years. Started with the "Gannie" hand-written version that's been floating around the Internet for the last 10-15 years, and then moved on the the 1988 USDA publication as shown in this post.
It's all wrong, somehow. That's kind of paradoxical because school lunch has to conform to government standards, so you'd think the USDA publication is the gold copy. But if you make this and scale it, it's a solid square for sure, but nothing like school lunch pizza.
It is true that most schools were not making these in-house, they came frozen in a box from a supplier. But the thing that I don't understand is, government food contractors would have had to conform to the USDA-specified ingredients, so why does it taste like a completely different pizza?
But you know what actually slaps? The pourable pizza dough recipe within the same publication. I use that all the time (once a week) and it is indeed very similar to school lunch pizza, which as you might remember is a soft and chewy dough, with some sweetness provided by the sugar and powdered milk.
So I'd recommend using the pourable method, par-baked on parchment, and then just do your own thing with the sauce, cheese, and toppings. For a half sheet I cut it into 8 pieces which is slightly larger than the school portions. Best part, you can knock it out start to finish in 50 minutes. Reheats very well in the air fryer, just 5 minutes at 350 and it's as good as new.
EggsceIlent@reddit
Holy shit you and what seal team infiltrated secured and extracted with this top secret info?
A god damn hero you are
mrcashmen@reddit (OP)
It took some friends in low places to obtain, lives were lost…./s :) anything for r/Xennials <3
CrazyFinger4@reddit
Out here doing the Lords work.
Nipplasia2@reddit
I made this and it was not the same in any form. I was highly disappointed.
MrMurderthumbz@reddit
I made this a few years ago and what a mixed bag. If you ate it immediately it was not bad. Nostalgic for sure. And the most difficult way to get an elios pizza. 20 minutes later it was the worst pizza i have ever had. Both dry and soggy at the same time! But dont take my word for it 🎵
Sabres00@reddit
If you want something close, buy Ellios and add a bit of shredded motz and oregano to it. It’s the closest I’ve gotten.
Electrical-Lie-7725@reddit
I mean, restaurants around me sell rectangular pizza all the time. Hell, my mother didn't even know that pizza could be round until she was in high school!
hipstercheese1@reddit
Must be served with corn and applesauce
beccadahhhling@reddit
Gotta try this and see if it really was that good
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hippity_bop_bop@reddit
Step 1: Roll out pizza carpet Step 2: Put on pizza skates
Leather_Addition2605@reddit
I always hated the square school pizzas, but I grew up in CT, which has arguably the best pizza in the country, so I knew from a young age that it wasn’t how pizza was supposed to be.
dd4lall@reddit
Just get some Nordone's pizza.
birdbandb@reddit
U know what? Hell yea
diopsideINcalcite@reddit
That square pizza with the grey cheeses was 🔥
poindxtrwv@reddit
There was a local grocery store in my town that sold school pizza in their deli. I would walk down there to get two or three slices once in a while.
Holmes221bBSt@reddit
Man everyone grew up on the rectangle pizza, but I swear my school got like dominos or Pizza Hut or something. I never got to experience the rectangle pizza, but I hear it’s good
GutsAndBlackStufff@reddit
Mr402TheSouthSioux@reddit
You are a gentlemen and a scholar.
graveybrains@reddit
Our pizzas were always prefab, which was ironic considering my high school had a culinary arts program with a fully functional restaurant and commercial kitchen in the building.
Cutthechitchata-hole@reddit
...just add ranch dressing.
spitslaps@reddit
bone apple teeth
idleat1100@reddit
Old timey spelling of cookie as cooky is fun.
Enge712@reddit
Because me and my brother were home alone all summer, mom used to buy giant boxes of Tony’s pizza. The exact ones we had at school. Tony’s pizza, otter pops and ramen was the majority of my lunch for lime 9 months straight
RoyalPuzzleheaded259@reddit
Oh happy day!
That-Molasses9346@reddit
Thank you this is great