Johnny 5 came to my elementary school. NYC burbs, maybe 1989. One day I exited the school to go home and there he was moving his face but not his arms, and staying stationary. I think he was speaking but I hadnāt seen Short Circuit so I was just like, cool whereās my juice. In retrospect I imagine one of the parents must have been working on Short Circuit 2? Does that make sense around that time in the NYC burbs?
That's petty cool, who actuation gets to say they've met Johnny 5 in person... too bad yours had no laser! It was removed before he appears in the movie, and comes with a note saying why. So he wasn't quite as cool as the OG model š¤š
He didn't have it in the second movie at all, he turned himself into a Swiss army bot and put a tool case where the laser was... which was the perfect time to take him to a school, š¤£š¤£
Every time I've gotten a photo enforced ticket in the mail I've contested it, and every time it's dropped within a week. Turns out it's not worth gumming up traffic court arguing thousands of photo tickets when most people just shrug and write a check.
We've got one in my little city that's basically a strobe light it goes off so often. Gets people not coming to a complete stop on a right turn probably 40 times a minute.
Supposedly they are unconstitutional because you have a right to face your accuser in court and you can't do that when your accuser is a camera or something.
This was my understanding. They just bank on people not bothering and paying because they are lazy and don't know better.
In my area most of them went away because people just stopped speeding or running the light at those intersections so they didn't generate enough income to justify paying to keep them operational.
I just learned a few months ago that the lead actor is the one dude from the old Mario movie in brown face. Never had a clue, havenāt watched it since I was a kid.
LorenzoDePantalones@reddit
Johnny 5 is alive!
RoboJ1M@reddit
Actually this is the robot equivalent of losing a battle and having your head put on in a pile outside the castle walls.
Johnny's dead.
Responsible-Bed-7171@reddit
š
ProfessorOfLies@reddit
And is a narc apparently
CorgiMonsoon@reddit
Itās probably Number 4
Mr_SunnyBones@reddit
...and working for the police ...boo!!
Skate_faced@reddit
And after all those years of Hollywood, he's holding down a security job like Gary Coleman.
TheBrownCouchOfJoy@reddit
Johnny 5 came to my elementary school. NYC burbs, maybe 1989. One day I exited the school to go home and there he was moving his face but not his arms, and staying stationary. I think he was speaking but I hadnāt seen Short Circuit so I was just like, cool whereās my juice. In retrospect I imagine one of the parents must have been working on Short Circuit 2? Does that make sense around that time in the NYC burbs?
Distinct_Pangolin785@reddit
That's petty cool, who actuation gets to say they've met Johnny 5 in person... too bad yours had no laser! It was removed before he appears in the movie, and comes with a note saying why. So he wasn't quite as cool as the OG model š¤š
TheBrownCouchOfJoy@reddit
There was a crowd around him so I didnāt see from up close, but yeah I assume no laser for the children lol
Distinct_Pangolin785@reddit
He didn't have it in the second movie at all, he turned himself into a Swiss army bot and put a tool case where the laser was... which was the perfect time to take him to a school, š¤£š¤£
TheBrownCouchOfJoy@reddit
Oh yeah! I only saw the second one once, way back when
horror-@reddit
Fun fact:
Every time I've gotten a photo enforced ticket in the mail I've contested it, and every time it's dropped within a week. Turns out it's not worth gumming up traffic court arguing thousands of photo tickets when most people just shrug and write a check.
We've got one in my little city that's basically a strobe light it goes off so often. Gets people not coming to a complete stop on a right turn probably 40 times a minute.
clo4k4ndd4gger@reddit
Supposedly they are unconstitutional because you have a right to face your accuser in court and you can't do that when your accuser is a camera or something.
hamburgler26@reddit
This was my understanding. They just bank on people not bothering and paying because they are lazy and don't know better.
In my area most of them went away because people just stopped speeding or running the light at those intersections so they didn't generate enough income to justify paying to keep them operational.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
To deal with their accuser, some Brits in the UK had (are having?) a good run with old tyres and some gasoline.
Interesting_Lawyer14@reddit
Hey, laser lips, your momma was a snowblower!
77slevin@reddit
The ultimate robo taunt.
Just_a_guy81@reddit
Johnny 5 is a fucking narc
Bacch@reddit
A life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do.
Starbreiz@reddit
One of the very first comments on the Bay Area post was "Johnny 5 is alive" and I realized I finally found my good neighbors.
this_knee@reddit
No disassemble!
Scrapla1@reddit
Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
PoolNoob69@reddit
This is what I clicked on the comments for.Ā
zoominzacks@reddit
Johnny 5-0
mdavis360@reddit
āWHOāS JOHNNYā She said
myrdraal2001@reddit
Johnny 5 ALIVE!!!
digitalHalcyon@reddit
https://i.redd.it/eki9mv4boapf1.gif
DaoFerret@reddit
GoonieMcflyguy@reddit
ROB from smash Bros.
ImOnlyHereForTheCoC@reddit
Just a few bleeah bleeah bugs bunnies to work out in out in! Perfectly functionality! Functionality!
Shpadoinkall@reddit
Great now I hate Johnny 5. Thanks alot police. Way to ruin my childhood.
ThepalehorseRiderr@reddit
Yo momma was a traffic camera!
Apprehensive_Map64@reddit
And here I was just thinking of the WALL-E gifts for my son yesterday resembled Short Circuit.
Adrasteia-One@reddit
Number 5 alive!
ColbyAndrew@reddit
Socrates.
Holmes221bBSt@reddit
Dang. Johnny 5 really went downhill
No-Hospital559@reddit
StatementLazy1797@reddit
I just learned a few months ago that the lead actor is the one dude from the old Mario movie in brown face. Never had a clue, havenāt watched it since I was a kid.
Fresh-Toilet-Soup@reddit
Looks like someone beheaded Johnny 5.
MichaelMyersResple@reddit
Hello, bozos!
Hipcatjack@reddit
Johnny 5 miles over the speed limit
Aggressive_Walk378@reddit
manawydan-fab-llyr@reddit
You know you were speeding when your car suddenly blows up.
Tough_Friendship9469@reddit
Attractive! Nice software.
weepinwilo@reddit
Number five is alive!
arteitle@reddit
Here's an upvote for getting the quote right!
bronzemat@reddit
Damn, Johnny 5 was disassembled into a street light?
There goes my childhood memories of Johnny! š
vtec6k@reddit
Tofuloaf@reddit
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night~
Legitimate-Special36@reddit
Heās gotta be strong, and heās gotta be fastā¦
Not_me_no_way@reddit
No disassemble!
Legitimate-Special36@reddit
Reassemble!
bcentsale@reddit
The ones in Italy look like little orange Daleks. They have the speed limit posted on them right below the camera lens.
winksoutloud@reddit
They turned Johnny number 5 into a narc!
Popular_Bite9246@reddit
Need input
Far-Adhesiveness-740@reddit
Johnny 5 is alive!
Party-Section-2338@reddit
Need Input