I needed to use 4 hotdogs and had no buns

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Lollipoop_Hacksaw@reddit

Did you need THAT many liquid condiments?

You slopped it up.

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4r4r4real@reddit

I'm most confused by them listing both mustard and spicy mustard. Are we being forgetful and repetitive, or are we doing yellow mustard + spicy mustard + spicy Sichuan oil anyway?

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permalink_save@reddit

You could have used a few more different types of mustard tbh

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

Next time I’ll add honey mustard too, good idea

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Several_Razzmatazz51@reddit

Don’t forget some whole grain mustard.

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No-Road299@reddit

Check out the 7 mustard on a hot dog post for inspiration

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longstrokept@reddit

You should throw in some mustard seeds for some well needed crunch.

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Kevlar_Bunny@reddit

You’d hate to see my subway order. One time I pointed to two different bottle of the same mustard and they didn’t even question it.

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My old man yells at clouds take is that the only liquids that belong on a subway sandwich are oil and vinegar and anyone getting anything else just wants dessert for lunch. The bread is already basically cake!

This is subway specific, I'll do a club with mayo at like jersey Mike's or Jimmy John's, but good god some of the monstrosities I see people order at subway are basically soup between bread.

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194749457339@reddit

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MalodorousNutsack@reddit

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I know how you kids like em sloppppy

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dtwhitecp@reddit

I bet he used to be a piece of shit, too

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BarmayneGR@reddit

You NEEDED to stay out of the kitchen and hit doordash. 🤣🤣 I feel my stomach bubbling just looking at this bro. I just know the toilet hated you for this one.

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Ashurbanipal2023@reddit

Mmm. Sponge dog

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ChefArtorias@reddit

Do not pretend like you NEEDED to do this. lmao

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evertrue13@reddit

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but this is a bastard child

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

All children deserve love

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Juan_Moe_Taco@reddit

If you give it to a dingo then we'll tell you;,

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Dingo_jackson@reddit

I'll eat it.

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Juan_Moe_Taco@reddit

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HerMajestysButthole2@reddit

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Dingo_jackson@reddit

a dingo

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Juan_Moe_Taco@reddit

Ah, ok just checking it took a few hours but you passed! :)

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KeeverDriveCook@reddit

Oh, the poor dingos!!

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ImMr_Meseeks@reddit

NOT all children deserve to be eaten tho

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Usual-Owl9395@reddit

Even the ugly ones ?

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Wildkirschgeschmack@reddit

this one doesnt

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Ok_Contest5881@reddit

Yes and you are a prime example of what happens when children dont receive it

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BeastM0de1155@reddit

All of that congealed cheese in the wrap, yum.

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

what Zappa album is this?

Burnt Weenie Sandwich?

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cityshepherd@reddit

I think this may actually be a Primus album

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

my worry is that in a dark room someone might see these sliced hot dogs

as eyeballs staring at people

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gonzogonzobongo@reddit

This is necessity’s cousin, tomfoolery, twice removed and patronage doubted

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wildvat@reddit

That phrase 👍

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POD80@reddit

With hot dogs and buns not coming in even quantities.... at some point you will need to eat a few hotdogs without buns.

At least if you prefer not to willfully throw away food.

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ChefArtorias@reddit

You just keep stocking them until the numbers break even. No reason to waste food or create unholy abominations.

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JwPATX@reddit

You may be eating too many hotdogs

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POD80@reddit

I wouldn't exactly call a can of beans and a hot dog or two "unholy"...

We aren't all OP

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ChefArtorias@reddit

Bro you on my side or not lmao

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creampop_@reddit

my hot dogs come in 8 packs and so I buy buns in 8 packs

how can you be incompetent at buying hot dogs lmfao

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POD80@reddit

Packages of hot dogs come in a wide variety of sizes. My brand isn't evenly divisible by 8.

I think the VAST majority of us would prefer to buy a brand we prefer, rather than by the count in the package.... but this occasionally means we eat a dog without a bun.

Personally, I find the hot dog itself a handy enough and inexpensive convenience food that I'll use them in other dishes.

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creampop_@reddit

Right, I buy the dogs I like, then I find the buns that come in the same count

again, really not understanding how you can fuck this up for yourself LOL

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Clockwork_Cuttlefish@reddit

If you really need someone to spell it out for you, they meant that for some people, their preferred hotdog and bun brands may have different quantities in the respective packages.

I don't know how you can fuck this reading comprehension for yourself LOL.

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Northbound-Narwhal@reddit

Do people know what a Least Common Multiple is? I feel like they teach people that in like 3rd grade

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creampop_@reddit

Just buy the ones that aren't different counts. Are they stupid?

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Clockwork_Cuttlefish@reddit

I think you might be mate if you really can't see why they'd buy the ones with different counts. That or you're a poorly performing rage baiter.

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creampop_@reddit

🙁

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Chilidogdingdong@reddit

The body would be better off just skipping that meal tbh.

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Cold_Database4679@reddit

What’s a dark souls fan doing in my shitty food sub

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ChefArtorias@reddit

This is what they actually eat in the abyss.

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Cold_Database4679@reddit

No wonder Artorias didn’t make it…

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ChefArtorias@reddit

Common misconception about the madness. Was just hangry when some asshole killed me.

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EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit

That's what food addiction looks like.

"Man I NEEDED to use that heroin" leaves no questions, why don't people see it with processed garbage?

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werealldoomed47@reddit

I eat hot dogs all the time, but I individually wrap them in tortillas with white American, and dip them in Dijon mustard and ketchup.

This guy just put all that into one burrito wrap. We don't see it with processed garbage because people are fucking broke.

I can get an 8 pack of hot dogs and a 20 pack if tortillas for 2 bucks and thats two meals of hot dogs before I need more and the white American is A dollar for 24 slices.

I'm sure a lot of us would love to be eating kale wrapped organic cage free chicken wraps with aged Parmesan dustings and a vinaigrette hand crafted by some guy that doesn't know what year it is.

But the rest of us eat hotdogs and bullshit "cheese" and tortillas because we are hungry

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EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit

Hotdog, tortilla and mustard is not a meal. And I did not write a word about "organic cage free aged hand crafted" bullshit, that is false dichotomy. Make some effort to learn how to cook meals on a budget or you will waste all your "saved" money on doctors later and it will not get you healthy anyway. Or don't. The more garbage-eaters - the less garbage-eaters.

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

In what world are hot dogs, tortillas, and cheese cheaper than kale and eggs?

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

Someday you will be rich and can eat the quadruple glizzurito everyday, I believe in you 🫡

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aaaahhatelife@reddit

heroin sounds good right about now

but I have no buns :/

what to do.. what to do?

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More_Combination86@reddit

Have you any spinach wrap, perchance?

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aaaahhatelife@reddit

Hmmm the closest I have would be tortilla chips

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

I used to smoke a gram of hash a day. These days I don’t smoke weed and eat mostly chicken and veggies. Occasionally the inner demon that has caused me to make many bad decisions rears it’s familiar head

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Life-Suit1895@reddit

If that isn't r/stonerfood material, I don't know what is...

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

only if they get half the grease on their shirt with the chili oil warning their chest like vicks Vap-O-Rub

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ChefArtorias@reddit

I'm sure that sub is ridiculous but I smoke every day and won't be touching this lmao

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

more cheese more relish, more grilled to death
less weird condiments

I'd rather have hot dog fondue with uttererly blackened dog pieces

melt that god damn cheese in a fondue with the welding masks on for splatter

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chrisp5000@reddit

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GtrPlaynFool@reddit

This could choke a horse.

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Alkalinus@reddit

I thought that was some kind of weird avacado at first

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FrankGehryNuman@reddit

And he didn’t poop again

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Ben_Kenobi_@reddit

Key is to use those protein wraps. Not only do they have an okay amount of protein, they have a bunch of fiber. Careful what you wish for!

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EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit

People will invent all sorts of gymnastics to avoid eating fresh vegetables

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papayabush@reddit

Yea lmao what a bunch of losers asking for fiber in their tortilla. God forbid we add something purely beneficial that hurts no one to our food lol

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Aggravating_Mix9440@reddit

Yeah, I found the fibre part out after eating two burritos with those that also had a lot of beans in them

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lferry1919@reddit

Not normally at least. It's gonna smell of hotdogs for a day or two.

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MalodorousNutsack@reddit

That's not normal?

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Klin24@reddit

Or the toilet bowl looked like...

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DispenserG0inUp@reddit

shit gonna look like the trinity test

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

It’s either gonna be like a clog or a sheared fire hydrant later

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yy98755@reddit

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FlatSeagull@reddit

And he ain't gonna poop no more!

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dine!

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papayabush@reddit

I never thought I would ever say this, but that’s too much cheese. I bet it was still not too bad tho.

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EdgeKey5631@reddit

Jail.

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Dappleskunk@reddit

Slather that up with chili, jalapeno's & some Fritos on the side and this could be my last meal. 10 minutes and you8 can flip the switch copper,,,,,,

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Miles_Everhart@reddit

It sounds way better than it looks but I bet it’s tasty.

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fakesongs@reddit

Intriguing!!! I've had hotdogs in tortillas of course, but it never occurred to me to slop it up so. I will put it on my to do list.

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Ya-Dikobraz@reddit

You are a culinary genius.

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

Oh shit I need to try a fishdickurrito

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gabkins@reddit

Spelling. 🤔

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WaitLetMeGetaBeer@reddit

Y’all need Jesus. And by Jesus I mean vegetables.

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gabkins@reddit

Apparently relish is a vegetable, you HATER!

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KLUBBSPORRE@reddit

I don’t know why, but somehow the spinach wrap feels like the worst part of this whole mess? 🤢

Also how much American cheese do you need before it becomes a stable wall like that?

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

It was just two slices, one per half

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KLUBBSPORRE@reddit

You know.. the longer I look at it the more I want a bite soooo.. maybe you’re on to something

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DiamondUnicorn@reddit

This looks unreal

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Garib868@reddit

I thought it was a mango 💀

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SpinMeADog@reddit

I thought it was shoved in a giant aloe leaf

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ragingcommodore@reddit

Was looking for this XD

I was like: dang, if you have to use the hotdogs, why put em in a mango??? I almost frew up XD

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l0_raine@reddit

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WeevilWeedWizard@reddit

Unsettling cross section and perhaps too many glizzies, but nonetheless I'd probably demolish that. Acid reflux would fuck me up big time, but that's not important right now.

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FJ1100@reddit

What the fuck is a glizzie? That out of the way, I’d definitely demolish this as well and I too would suffer consequences unmentionable!

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midnight_vegemite@reddit

Glizzy is short for Eglizabeth

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mefista@reddit

I like your shoestrings

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midnight_vegemite@reddit

Thanks, I stole them from the president!

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

it's glitter

like if you're buying the fancy hot dog for $35 dollars
getting the Deluxe Douche Edition

you also get glitter on the French fries too

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WeevilWeedWizard@reddit

It's how the refined folks call a hotdog

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FJ1100@reddit

That explains it, I revel in my commonness!

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Wilson2424@reddit

I've been striving for mediocrity since high school

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

you must really like undercooked cheese

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Comfortable-Speed955@reddit

How can cheese be undercooked lol

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

Cigarette Smoking Man: Burn IT!!!!!

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Drabulous_770@reddit

This is the new forbidden glizzy

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curseddraw@reddit

Looks like its wrapped in a sponge

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KeeverDriveCook@reddit

This would make stoners projectile vomit

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KingOfGames0604@reddit

should have cut them into strips or little rectangles, that looks uncomfortable to hold

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Littlebabyteapott@reddit

You inspired me and I made my own lol I wish I could comment pictures 😂

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bigolegorilla@reddit

Damn bro you quintuple dogged that cheesy spinach relish stard sauce wrap!

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Electronic-Peanut-91@reddit

I could barf just looking at this 😭

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Far_Palpitation_8107@reddit

Y'all never heard of white bread? That was our hotdog buns growing up. At least it's related, unlike whatever this abomination is.

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sirquackquack@reddit

I want one

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bigduckmoses@reddit

I'll allow it

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Buuuugg@reddit

Needed?

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Entire_Ad9434@reddit

reminds ne of those giant underwater internet cables

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Spoiled_Cheese-@reddit

type of thing you’d get dared to eat at a school lunch table LMAO

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Thomcat_13@reddit

No cheese pull on that.

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Shnoopd@reddit

Am I high or would anyone else fuck this thing up?

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totally-jag@reddit

That is probably what the inside of your arteries look like too.

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Plane-Fan9006@reddit

Time to pull out the charcoal underwear my friend. I hope you live alone in a well ventilated place

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SJBond33@reddit

This is quite a view.

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xX420GanjaWarlordXx@reddit

The spinach wrap makes it healthy.

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Hmccormack@reddit

Oof buddy

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iimuffinsaur@reddit

Hey man you could have cut them up into like half centimeter pieces (idk exactly but u get the gist) and fried them in a pan w some butter. Its so yummy.

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waifuhunter6969@reddit

I’d smash 8/10

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Ircillo@reddit

I'm not gonna lie i didn't read the ingredient list and thought you shoved some beanie weenies into a fucking mango and was about to 🔫

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EJ_crislylucci@reddit

My god what is that...

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Mr_Dale@reddit

I'll see you out

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Puzzleheaded_Back255@reddit

No.

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gasmaskorgin@reddit

Ive done this before, pretty good

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mattycbro@reddit

Didn’t need to do anything my guy

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Steam_O@reddit

Bruh wtf man why

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FeistyAnxiety9391@reddit

I’m ashamed to say that I would in fact eat this happily

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PhantoWolf@reddit

That's a brick of sodium

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The1AndOnlyKOW@reddit

Did you really NEED to lmaoo

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Specialist_Simple789@reddit

I seen better looking prison food

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ramoziurx7@reddit

Ngl I thought it was in a sweet potato at first 😂

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LarenCoe@reddit

That looks like a total salt bomb.

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hmmyeahiguess@reddit

I would smash this happily

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Bczarconcepts@reddit

Had to check the sub, I thought this was like a sliced open elevator cable or something - what the fuck, dawg.

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CRStephens30@reddit

Glizzilla

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The_Oliverse@reddit

This thread has me actually crying with laughter holy fucking shit that thing looks full of sin.

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Independent-Art5101@reddit

My stomach is in pain just looking at this

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Fukyuiku@reddit

Hot dogs can be frozen

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WayNo7051@reddit

What's not to like?

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iqueefkief@reddit

this is horrible

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Goblin_Deez_@reddit

I want it

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rhinothedin0@reddit

i made double brats on a kaiser bun with pepperjack for lunch today because i didn't have buns

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Dommy_Dommy@reddit

There’s a lot of negativity in here.

This fucking rules.

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Sacharon123@reddit

What the fuck is this? And where are the hotdogs? Or does op mean sausages with the "hotdog dogs"? And what kind of "cheese"? ;D Dont mind the idea of a sausage wrap actually..

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AgedCircle@reddit

The most heinous aspect of this abomination (innovation?) is the use of TWO different mustards. OP you are a diabolical monster.

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FreezingwindDOTcom@reddit

I’d eat it. Not really shitty

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murphyat@reddit

“Needed to use 4 hotdogs” is fucking unhinged

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I_am_catcus@reddit

I hate that I'd devour this

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morteusdes@reddit

I'd fuck this up

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CMYK3@reddit

I edit surgical booklets for a living ~ This looks like a limb cut in half 🤣

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EqualsPeoples@reddit

Why does it look like you sliced off the top of Link's head?

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SillyGooseSeriousWld@reddit

This thing is so wet.

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Biggestturtleever@reddit

Why did you need to use 4 hot dogs

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BogSalt@reddit

Tell God I said hey when your stomach ruptures

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Brilliant_Dark_2686@reddit

I know it’s probably relish but that slime T the bottom 🤢

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Remarkable-Eye-9182@reddit

They NEEDED to do it

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

It’s like those who need to climb Everest. The people that need to reach the heights of human achievement. Most don’t understand but stand in awe of the result

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Capital-Aioli-2948@reddit

This is exactly the rationale my college roommate used before he chugged a whole bottle of Popov and went to the hospital

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drkinsanity@reddit

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worthless-person413@reddit

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

sure they did, with the mustard and chili oil getting close to expiring

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VeniceThePenice@reddit

He had to do it to 'em

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

it depends if the mustard was fresh, or coughed up

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InevitableWill6579@reddit

I thought it was green chili. I didn’t think this could get worse.

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mmj97@reddit

Looks like a muscle group

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Uzin0UchihA@reddit

Ah hell nah😭

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shunubununu@reddit

I'd eat it. Might regret it later, but I'd eat it.

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kyle__hinaba@reddit

Is this a cross section of a limb?

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Avon_Barksdale63@reddit

Omg that is so gross 🤮

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Interesting-Floor82@reddit

i thought the wrap was kitchen sponge ngl

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trippy_little_pixie@reddit

Minus some of the condiments..id give this a go lol

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rlaureng@reddit

I can't tell, from the list of ingredients, which one(s) resulted in the gelatinous stuff at the bottom.

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CyberSoldat21@reddit

Be honest, how did this taste?

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LampyV2@reddit

DIWhy wellington

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Amazing_Deal6382@reddit

Wieners and beans was not a option?

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Qwertycrackers@reddit

He's our hero. Leading us into a new world of shitty food. Salute and pay your respects.

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domoboyoo@reddit

You know what I can get with this.

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abbynorma1@reddit

Sure asf had 10 slices of cheese, though.

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Finn-McCools@reddit

Ngl. Let’s just be blunt. I’d eat that.

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Interesting_Bus7214@reddit

Good God…

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chrawniclytired@reddit

Shoulda chopped em up and put em in beans or Mac n cheese

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Stickz99@reddit

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that this is clearly more than 4 hot dogs?

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2shipsinthebreeze@reddit

This looks like underwater electrical cable

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Fuzzy_Accident9486@reddit

Underrated comment

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senpaimitsuji@reddit

Bro that sounds like a really wet, soggy wrap 🥴

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StumbleOn@reddit

Jail. Straight to jail. There is no punishment to fit this crime.

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Diligent-Rough-6305@reddit

Hell yeah

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minorthreat1000@reddit

Why does anyone NEED to use four hotdogs?

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KitFisto248@reddit

Shoulda done a hotdog bowl. Just a bunch of chop hotdogs in a big ol bread bowl.

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gochi11@reddit

“Needed”

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Expert_Succotash2659@reddit

Your poor colon.

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CutSea5865@reddit

Okay but that actually looks delicious!

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Sullys_mama19@reddit

Man fuck you lol

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schnibbediSchmabb@reddit

funny post but couldnt you for example slice and fry the hotdogs instead lol serve together with some pasta for example

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Far_Worldliness_6942@reddit

4 hotdogs!!!! Wow, this is beginning to look like the beginning of an onlyfans account.

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_sectumsempra-@reddit

Bro this is so cursed but like, I totally understand it. Well done

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indigo_mouse@reddit

I think I just found my husband’s alt acct

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Toondiego@reddit

Bro that looks like a Neck tail from fucking Valheim

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xistential_cry@reddit

I bet it tastes amazing though 😭😍

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KernunQc7@reddit

Slow clap. You left me speechless.

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Ok_Philosopherr@reddit

Wait… is that pickle in there? 🤤this actually doesn’t look half bad. Boyyyy dinner!

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Nammoflammo@reddit

Chopping them up or making chilli was an option…

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whydotavi@reddit

So Timmy how many hotdogs would you say you eat in a day

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darklordjames@reddit

Tortillas are great. You can stick anything in a tortilla. I see nothing wrong here.

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whoreryy@reddit

I feel so offended you left the recipe as if someone would feel inspired

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GreatGreenGobbo@reddit

Could of use a box of KD cut the dogs up and mixed them in.

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EJintheCloud@reddit

Open a food truck, sell it in a plastic bucket with a bunch of mayo on top, make bank

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dtwhitecp@reddit

I'm just imagining the texture of biting through 17 different snappy hog casings, and I don't like it

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GoatTacos@reddit

I feel like it’s a recipe for heart burn and diarrhea.

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

needs more pineapple and cream cheese

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HankBuffalo@reddit

You made XL hot Dushi

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MagnesiumKitten@reddit

Ketchup and Szechuan chili oil is and odd one

schwimming in mouse turd

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Lexail@reddit

Why did you need to use 4 hot dogs? They dont go bad

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Pernicious_Possum@reddit

Yeah. They do. Hotdogs aren’t eternal. They rot like any other meat. Well, maybe a bit slower, but it will still happen

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permalink_save@reddit

It's not like it's a single day and they flip, if they were going off OP shouldn't eat them, if not tehy probably still had a few days to get to the store. They're so salty it's not like ground beef that goes gray the day after you buy it.

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Pernicious_Possum@reddit

Not the point. They said they don’t go bad. They do.

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permalink_save@reddit

My point is they would go bad slowly. Unless they are solely relying on the best by date, it is hard to tell if "they are going bad in the next few days"

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The00Taco@reddit

I don't know how you could not eat hot dogs before they go bad. That probably takes forever

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Aggravating_Mix9440@reddit

I mean eventually they’ll go bad, but there’s always the option to toss them in the freezer if you aren’t going to use them in time instead of doing whatever this is

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Plane-Tie6392@reddit

Exactly. There is no excuse for what OP did here. None.

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DckThik@reddit

Funny enough it’s gonna come out in that exact shape

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DckThik@reddit

Nope

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BeenDragonn@reddit

NOPE!

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SoundCA@reddit

There’s a place called okie dogs in Los Angeles that’s just this.

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Elses_pels@reddit

I thought you made hot dog wellington.

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uiop60@reddit

I love Sichuan chili oil as much as the next guy but it does NOT go with all that.

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OG_Wan_Annunoby@reddit

Bro I though you carved out a papaya

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Zaiakusin@reddit

Ive done this. Same as bread just thinner.

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ReginaGloriana@reddit

The last time I had leftover hotdogs I cut them up and threw them into ramen/ramyun to make budae jjigae. It was delicious. This is unnecessary.

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Chris_Wilson14@reddit

It looks delicious, I'd love your recipe.

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

Bisect the glizzies, toast them. Heat up the tortilla, add American slices once hot. Put glizzies on the cheese, add all the toppings and roll her up

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cardfire@reddit

You had me at "bisect the glizzies*

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Chris_Wilson14@reddit

Thank you, I'll have to try it tomorrow.

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Pernicious_Possum@reddit

I’m no stranger to a double dogarrito, but four is fucking WILD. You could’ve had another tomorrow

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

I wanted to compress all my self loathing into one moment and not carry it into another day

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cardfire@reddit

I like that you thought ahead.

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februarytide-@reddit

NGL, I feel like I would smash this. Needs chili.

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ShankMugen@reddit

Oh, thank the ancestors

I thought it was far worse than what you described

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restfulkitten52@reddit

Any port in a storm brother

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Starman0@reddit

I Must Eat Hotdog, And I Have No Buns

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Acceptable-Earth3007@reddit

No no and no

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AdOverall3944@reddit

I'll eat it!🌯

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highmountainroads@reddit

I love how you sliced and presented it 😆

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NuageJuice@reddit

I thought it was r/stupidfood 😅

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Nice_Sandwich_1548@reddit

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calyde@reddit

Butterfly them. Then they are their own buns, you're still able to condiment the middle, AND your sanity won't be questioned.

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Doglover4561@reddit

Why was this the first thing I saw when I opened this hellsite

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foreveryoungperk@reddit

some peoples proportions when it comes to ingredients just really make me question things

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zintheryx@reddit

this looks disgusting but everyone complaining about the amount of condiments just haven't lived

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missythesassybella@reddit

How was it?

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Excellent_Extent7648@reddit

That’s just so wasteful if I were serious I can’t that’s too much cheese there’s no way this was something you took a bite out of .

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BobbyBrewski@reddit

Shoulda just thrown them away tbh

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bapatasix@reddit

looks like a clogged artery. good job OP

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Eclissicuore@reddit

I mean...I'd eat it...

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Feet-on-land@reddit

Not the 4 glizzy wrap

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McPunchie@reddit

The word “needed” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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Plane-Tie6392@reddit

C'mon, you know how quickly hot dogs turn!

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Slash00611@reddit

My face hole needs this right now.

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xSkena@reddit

Dude, I thought that was a mango with hot dogs pushed inside

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DataPhreak@reddit

I can take a pass on the ketchup, but this is a definite smash.

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Salt-Classroom8472@reddit

Reminds me of that one skit made by either Cherdleys or Blake Rosier or Cer Spence or Ryan the Leader or w/e where they’re like “are you okay babe you haven’t touched your …” and the list of food items devolves into weirder and weirder shit the whole skit it’s hilarious

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knm-e@reddit

hot take: would demolish and looks fire

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cardfire@reddit

***Clears throat *** Would.

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New_Trouble_5068@reddit

No. You needed to wait until you got buns. There is no alter to this choice

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d_lev@reddit

Salt in a wrap?

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Puzzleheaded-Age-125@reddit

Dude, im fasting and holy shit i would sacrifice a limb for that, that shit goes hard ngl

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Slfestmaccnt@reddit

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AppleLightSauce@reddit

This is really bad. I can’t imagine being in the same room with this abomination

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TrailerParkFrench@reddit

“needed to use 4 hotdogs”

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LastChans1@reddit

Cook: "What u want, bro?" OP: "Hit me with the fiber optic cable" Cook: "I got u, fam."

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CatFoodBeerAndGlue@reddit

Hotdogs in a spinach wrap doesn't sound too bad to be honest. But you sure made it look bad.

Was adding 17 different condiments really necessary?

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Wildkirschgeschmack@reddit

i-..what the fuck

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Chemical-Drawer852@reddit

/r/ketorecipes

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Expensive_Editor_244@reddit

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NewAcanthaceae869@reddit

Neither buns, nor shame

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Send_Dogs@reddit

this is what sharks are hoping for when they bite into an undersea cable

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jakedogears_@reddit

I thought that was a mango cut in half with disease in it.

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alextastic@reddit

I've done hotdogs in tortillas with regular stuff (mustard, ketchup, relish), I feel like it's that large mass of cheese that truly makes this wild.

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NeosFlatReflection@reddit

:(

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ReallyBrainDead@reddit

I dub thee the José Chestnut!

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Specific_Tear_7485@reddit

Who hurt you

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Vegetable-Seesaw-491@reddit

I couldn't even tell you how many times I've had a hotdog wrapped in a tortilla. Hotdogs last longer than the buns in most cases. If the buns are stale/moldy I'll just use a tortilla.

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goblinhands000@reddit

I want to throw up a little, but that's ingenuity at its finest.

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covetpiranha@reddit

I didn’t read the description so I thought this was all stuffed in aloe Vera

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Colourflame@reddit

I thought you stuffed a mango with hot dogs….

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throwawayShyAshamed@reddit

I thought you stuffed a mango with hot dogs…

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El_Zarco@reddit

Just about.. how many hot dogs.. do you eat a day?

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Fearless-Scholar-531@reddit

Honestly I’m hungry asf and this looks good asf add buffalo sauce and 😅

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Kevinator201@reddit

I think this qualifies as sushi

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Electronic-Dig1873@reddit

That is too much mustard my friend

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

American cheese

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Faerlina@reddit

Week's worth of calories.

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Invertedwhy@reddit

I thought you used and unripened mango.

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Funkeydote@reddit

I can't decide if should consider you're a genius or a creative madman.

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BarcodeRat@reddit

This looks like when they cut the face off that one Xenomorph

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ideapit@reddit

Needed is such a strong word.

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hotfistdotcom@reddit

No buns and no shame.

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AlertKaleidoscope803@reddit

Not... mad at this? A little too much cheese for me but I see the vision. I would have crisped up the wrap somehow. How was it?

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

It was pretty good but I wish I had lettuce to give it more crunch.

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Freyja6@reddit

I honestly thought you'd stuffed aloe vera leaves with hotdogs and queso.

I'm not sure if the truth is better or worse.

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Ricaaado@reddit

You got a little poopy sauce in your uhh, meat wrap thing

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ZestyChinchilla@reddit

“Needed”

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typhoidtimmy@reddit

I can actually hear your heart valves coagulating.

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DontOvercookPasta@reddit

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WhatADunderfulWorld@reddit

I like it.

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FluffiestMonkey@reddit

Hella pigs in a blanket

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holdmymawashi@reddit

This could easily be a medical textbook image

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

The sloppy autopsy

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TheeKrustyKitten@reddit

I would destroy this with a smile

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

Definitely smiled when it went in, not sure if I’m gonna smile when it comes out

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squishsharkqueen@reddit

Dude, you had no mac and cheese?

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magnetic_banana@reddit

Did you eat all of it?

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LickingWoundSalt@reddit (OP)

I inhaled it like a breath of air after being underwater too long

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RogerJamesSmith@reddit

I'd starve first.

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Sea-Independent-726@reddit

no.

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Over_Possible7616@reddit

Creative

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bugmi@reddit

finally. shitty food porn

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wutitd0boo@reddit

That there’s downright carcinogenic.

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mcolette76@reddit

That’s an insane amount of mustard.

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permalink_save@reddit

They said it's cheese but you can absolutely stand to have more mustard than it looks like. The only amount of "too much" mustard is when the bun sogs up and falls apart.

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