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CROWANJ@reddit

this seems more like a shark coochie board

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canolafly@reddit

Wash it down with a Natty Ice and feel transported to a country club.

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catbirdfish@reddit

Natty ice had a strawberry lemonade beer, that was SO. GOOD. Incredibly refreshing on a hot summer day. I haven't been able to find it at all this year!! I'm so sad.

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Ryuiop@reddit

Just pour a little vodka into strawberry lemonade

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jbjhill@reddit

Cut it out, there’s no American people eating that

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cerealkilla718@reddit

I'm American and I literally do this and wash it down with Natty Ices or Natty Daddy's.

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jbjhill@reddit

I meant to say no non-Americans. My drinking mistake!

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Professional-Cap9599@reddit

If this is treating yourself I would hate to see what you consume when you're being frugal

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ofthedappersort@reddit

Sardines with hot sauce, pickles, a loose slice of cheese, blue berries(?), and naan with pimento cheese(?)

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HorstSeineWorst@reddit

Are a middle aged Balkan/eastern European father???

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emmanjayy@reddit

It's the sliced raw onion that really brings this together

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Boinkanator@reddit (OP)

Raw onion is the perfect follow up bite to a nice juicy deen

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TheRenamon@reddit

oldschool runescape in the background, nice

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Boinkanator@reddit (OP)

Yessir gem crab requires 24 hours a day

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CashgrassorNopass@reddit

Looks like this all got put together using the prison commissary

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Boinkanator@reddit (OP)

That’s where I’m headed after constructing this abomination

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sean_incali@reddit

That relatively intact sardines though...

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Boinkanator@reddit (OP)

Very impressed with the quality of these deens from Costco. Would recommend

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LonnieJaw748@reddit

I make this face at roughly 65% of the content I see on this sub.

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pepcorn@reddit

What face do you make at the rest of it.

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LonnieJaw748@reddit

That slightly disapproving Robert DiNero smirk.

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LonnieJaw748@reddit

Forgot to mention the DiNero smirk is roughly 33% of the time, and the last 2% is the Antonio Banderas fist to mouth lean back from the laptop move, when the food actually looks good.

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pepcorn@reddit

There's definitely the occasional post on here that looks delicious. Someone shared their wife's cottage cheese with pickles the other day, expecting everyone to judge her. I'd eat that lol.

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whoops-adaizy@reddit

If that's how you "treat" yourself, I'd hate to see your self- punishment!

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sunseeker_miqo@reddit

Is it not hot sauce? I put hot sauce on tinned fish all the time.

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

Those black tomatoes were so disappointing. I regretted buying them immediately.

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Boinkanator@reddit (OP)

It’s not a tomato it’s a grape thing that grows on vines in the south. I found it at work

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StringBean_GreenBean@reddit

Muscadines!!! I love muscadines so much

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sunseeker_miqo@reddit

Thank you very much for naming them. Had never heard of these and now am determined to try them.

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Old_Badger311@reddit

I did too and zoomed in but subsequently didn’t know what they were.

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

Oh damn they look exactly like the black cherry tomatoes I bought recently.

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Dammit, I can't post the GIF that I want from my phone, but you really gave me Fry-trying-the-gas-station-eggsalad-sandwich vibes from Futurama -- the scene where Leela asks him what the "black cracker" is on the sandwich, and Fry tries it and replies "Tomato!"

Then he gets dope at parasites, which OP may or may not want themselves, since they might encourage OP to make better meals 😂

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