Unreal expectations | TheaterFire

It can do vector based math incredibly quickly, which is very useful for path finding, for instance. It also excels at repetitive data tasks, or iterative data. The downside, of course, is that these tasks need to be assigned by the main processor, so the SPUs can’t do much “autonomously” unlike traditional CPU cores. It’s more like a GPU, which gets frame data from the CPU to know what to render, but can render image data with insane speed compared to any general purpose CPU core.

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AlexLuna9322@reddit

Sir, this is RadioShack.

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Capnmarvel76@reddit

The sales clerk any time I ever went into Radio Shack to buy like, a $3.00 spool of solder or whatever:

"Can I get your phone number to look up your account? No? Are you sure? We just want to make sure we've got you set up in our system.

No? Well, what about an mailing address so we can start sending you our weekly ad? No? There's exclusive coupons in there that you won't know about unless you receive our mailer.

No? What about just your Zip Code? Why? Well, we like to know where are customers are located so we can target our advertising.

12345? Did I hear you right? Is that a real Zip Code? Yeah? OK, if you say so.

We've got 25% off C- and D-cell batteries this week, do you want to stock up on those?

Wait! You can't just leave $3.50 on the counter and walk out! We still have 9 or 10 questions to ask you before we can actually sell you anything!"

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Rover-6428@reddit

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jayeddy99@reddit

I really need to watch this show to get the context

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dedzip@reddit

One of the best shows HBO has ever done. Do yourself a favor and watch it

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homingmissile@reddit

Once you do you'll understand that this is peak

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poope_lord@reddit

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dedzip@reddit

Peak

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SaltyFlavors@reddit

Bro these are killing me

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AaduTHOMA72@reddit

Chernobyl posting is peak

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Saket666@reddit

Tbh I see the point, I was able to run games like wuchang and clair obscur on my 3050 laptop with optimization mods. If some random guy on nexus mods can fix the game, why couldn't a team of devs just optimize it from the get go. But seriously I wish they cared more about older hardware instead of expecting everyone has access to the latest piece of gear. Really wanted to play ff16 but it absolutely doesn't run on my hardware.

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TheTrueMemeLord420@reddit

Now, in every computer around the world there exists a key combination with one singular purpose - to stop the program and instantly close it. In most computers, that combination is "Alt + F4". And that's what they thought, they did it all with the assumption that they could safely quit the program at any moment, but with the unoptimization HE CAUSED, they couldn't. The frames are too low, the temperature is too high, and it will keep rising, with nothing else to stop it.

Unreal Engine Version 5 is now a nuclear bomb.

1:23:44 - Akimov initiates Alt + F4, instantly giving the command for the process to shut down.

The program freezes, but the sounds start looping. Akimov presses it several more times.

In an instant, the entire computer freezes up from the excess overflow of commands, which leads us to...

1:23:45 - BSoD

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voidxleech@reddit

imagine, if you will, all the paintings falling from the walls of the Louvre at the same time. now imagine that 100 times over. that’s the reality of your frame drops.

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TheCowboyIsAnIndian@reddit

im so out if the loop

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TheAskald@reddit

Expedition 33 was UE5 and I had a stable 60 FPS for 150 straight hours while my GPU barely met the recommended specs

Badly optimized UE5 is just dev skill issue, it's not a fatality

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Comfortable_Will955@reddit

Badly optimized ue5 is a management and shareholder issue. We barely have time to convert the project to ue5 let alone optimize.

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Still-Theme4314@reddit

We? Were you in charge of designing Gustave and Verso swimsuits?

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RealViktorius@reddit

E33 itself is not very well optimized

https://youtu.be/Ls4QS3F8rJU

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Snazzle-Frazzle@reddit

I've been informed that the frame rate situation has improved. Most recent reports are a 30 FPS which I'm told is the highest the human eye can see

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Comrad_Zombie@reddit

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Basileus2@reddit

“Im told the frame rate drop is the equivalent of running Fortnite at top graphics.”

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SubstantialSilver574@reddit

“What did you do?”

“I did what you said, I pressed CTRL-ALT-DELETE emergency shutdown”

“LOOK AT IT, we can’t open task manager!”

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Specsaman@reddit

they still gave us the advertisement number, that engine was never going to work

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MangaIsekaiWeeb@reddit

We need another AI to fix this.

There are no AI.

Bio-AI, we use Bio-AI. Humans.

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HeyItsJam@reddit

You see what happens? Devs send us shit product and then blame us when there’s problems. Ridiculous.

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definitelynotafreak@reddit

To be fair, many devs started development cycles when UE5 came out and had such heavy marketing, anyone who said anything bad against ue5 was buried, and UE5 kept essentially lying to devs that it’s the everything tool. Of course, devs should actually be checking that their tool is actually the same one that was advertised, which is finally happening now that people are realising just how shit ue5 really is

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Piyachi@reddit

OF COURSE I KNOW THEYRE LISTENING! I WANT THEM TO HEAR! I WANT THEM TO HEAR IT ALL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE?! TELL THOSE GENIUSES WHAT THEY HAVE DONE! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! TELL THEM! GO TELL THEM! KOJIMA! GO TELL GABE NEWELL! TELL FUCKING TODD HOWARD! TELL THEM!"

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SassyRoleplayer@reddit

Yeah it’s bad. I use lossless scaling on UE5 games but it’s annoying that it’s not optimised.

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void_17@reddit

36 FPS on Medium Settings? Not Great, Not Terrible

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AaduTHOMA72@reddit

By installing so many graphics mods, they have set Fallout New Vegas on an unstoppable course that can only end one way

Returning to desktop

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