guys!!
Posted by pdx_via_dtw@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 88 comments

I had the jewel calculator - did you? I bet jenna has no idea she looks just like it.
Posted by pdx_via_dtw@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 88 comments
I had the jewel calculator - did you? I bet jenna has no idea she looks just like it.
lowteq@reddit
Who is this, and why doesn't she have eye brows?
No-Calligrapher3043@reddit
Shaving off your eyebrows is a new Hollywood trend right now. I'm pretty sure I saw Lady Gaga shaved hers off too. It makes them look so weird...
deephurting66@reddit
Jenna Ortega and your guess is as good as mine
lowteq@reddit
Oh... wtf? That does not look like her at all. Of all the looks to wear... this one of them, I guess
Capn26@reddit
My mom has that exact calculator.
Pitiful_Ad2397@reddit
Haven@reddit
Gods I love that movie!
therexbellator@reddit
What movie is it? I don't recognize it at all.
BastardPoetry@reddit
Death Becomes Her
One of the greatest films of all time
therexbellator@reddit
Thanks. I remember seeing bits and pieces over the years but it never quite grabbed me in my youth for whatever reason but now I'm curious. I'll have to add it to my watch list.
Haven@reddit
Definitely do! Just rewatched recently with my man who had never seen it before. We both loved it!
DaoFerret@reddit
Ha. Rewatched it with my SO before we saw the play (highly recommend both).
They hadn’t seen the movie either, but it held up better than I expected.
Haven@reddit
I didn’t know there was a play! Awesome!
eastern_bird@reddit
“NOW a warning?!”
GenevieveLeah@reddit
My favorite line delivery from Meryl, ever.
ringobob@reddit
It's been decades since I've seen this movie, but I knew it immediately.
Far_Cut_@reddit
💯
Living_Ad_7143@reddit
Came here for this!
DEIreboot@reddit
boredlady819@reddit
Came to say this!
SupermouseDeadmouse@reddit
58008 backward
CaptFatz@reddit
what a stupid little world they live in
d3dk0w@reddit
I had that calculator.
Bjorn_Blackmane@reddit
Man why she mess up her face
WendyPortledge@reddit
Wow, yes, I had that exact calculator!
HildeFrankie@reddit
I had that calculator!
Jonestown_Juice@reddit
Doesn't she normally have eyebrows? Did she just watch Gummo or something?
CunnyMaggots@reddit
She's been looking a lot like Mia Goth lately
gremlinguy@reddit
I thought it WAS Mia Goth at first
ringobob@reddit
She generally looks like she's made up for her Wednesday role. I dunno if that has anything to do with this or not.
Kid_Kameleon@reddit
I think she bleached them. I can like still see them, but they’re really light. But yeah, it looks like they’re gone.
ZzzSleep@reddit
I’m sure the lack of eyebrows is supposed to be some super stylish thing but I’m sorry it looks bad.
glavent@reddit
She looked a lot better before she became uber famous. Hollywood gonna Hollywood I guess
Sufficient_Turn_9209@reddit
Everything about the 90s is circling back. Remember club kids?
Anarch-ish@reddit
She's had a lot of bad work done, and I think she's probably losing a battle with mental health courtesy of the Hollywood starlet treatment
5uck3rpunch@reddit
But where are her eyebrows....?
eleanorrigby12@reddit
I loved this calculator 😻
Nosimus@reddit
FiRem00@reddit
FatReverend@reddit
What the hell did she do to her face?!
Sorry-Joke-4325@reddit
She looks so fucking stupid here.
taskforceslacker@reddit
0sqs@reddit
WMC is hot.
emptybeetoo@reddit
5318008
unicorn-beard@reddit
more like 55378008
im_rickyspanish@reddit
Where?
JunkHead1979@reddit
Being covered up by calculator buttons.
EggsceIlent@reddit
I wish she wouldn't have gotten that stupid buccial fat removal face surgery.
Please ladies don't do it you're already gorgeous and it doesn't make you more attractive.
The opposite actually and makes you look old.
Inspi@reddit
Crank that A/C down and I bet she could cut a few of those gems with just a little jiggle.
CraftCertain6717@reddit
NGL, before opening this post I thought we were going down the bezazzler path...
Happy-Freedom6835@reddit
She might be shocked to find out that she looks like a jewel calculator… but without any eyebrows we’d never know it.
Le_Sadie@reddit
Oh no...she didn't get her buccal ft removed too did she? They all just look the same. 🥱
DesignIntelligent456@reddit
From all the recent pictures, I think she hasn't had any surgery at this point. Rather she's been using make-up to look different in lots of photo shoots. Which, it's actually really cool artistry. Who even knows what she actually looks like at this point? That's kinda cool.
IShouldChimeInOnThis@reddit
"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!"
DesignIntelligent456@reddit
Ah, crap. Am I allowed to delete comments in this sub? Didn't mean to expose us!
PeterPunksNip@reddit
The more ordinary women have round cheeks and double chins due to junk food, the more emaciated cheeks and pencil necks will be "in" for celebrity women.
misskellycupcake@reddit
cjandstuff@reddit
Had? I remember using that thing when I was in second grade. My mom STILL has it sitting on top of the microwave in her kitchen. And yes, it still works!
Tsunamiis@reddit
She did always have terrible dresses for galas
LEGOMyBrick@reddit
Core memory unlocked! I loved that calculator. Thank you for sharing thise amazing meme.
Prestigious-Fig-3837@reddit
Does she have dwarfism?
PeterPunksNip@reddit
Soon, the trend will be to show up with just bandaids on the nipples at this rate... 🤭
Pitiful_Ad2397@reddit
We’re old, but not that old.
el_coo_cooi@reddit
She’s got infinity stones I didn’t even know existed
RogowskiCoil@reddit
arcxjo@reddit
Came here looking for this.
(Without giving away too much, I've worn this exact costume in Masonic degree conferrals.)
AbsolutZer0_v2@reddit
No offense to her, but what in the fuck is this icky aesthetic she's going with... sickly vampire?
Sufficient_Turn_9209@reddit
She's said she did it to embody the goth aesthetic of her role. I never understood the demarcation between fashion and attractive.
anythingspossible45@reddit
Thanos
207Menace@reddit
Lost a fight with a Bedazzler.
Fair_Blood3176@reddit
It's the Sam Altman look
Ambitious_Jelly8783@reddit
TheWicked77@reddit
😆😅🤣😂great one 👍
Sinderria@reddit
pdx_via_dtw@reddit (OP)
stooooop 😍
Nervous_InsideU5155@reddit
https://i.redd.it/000js2zg78pf1.gif
No-Regular-4281@reddit
My calculator! I was the only one I knew who had one. I thought I was super cool
MechanicalDruid@reddit
Showing off her collection of Moxen.
User152552@reddit
Oh, my mom had this calculator for her Mary Kay work. She would get pissed when I would use it. I think the unintended booger glaze I put on the jewels struck a nerve.
TheMeticulousNinja@reddit
Weren’t there games where I had to collect those to upgrade my weapons?
Left_Maize816@reddit
It's the infinity halter top
memorex00@reddit
Too bad. She used to be cute.
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
Ol' calculator breasts
WrongfullyIncarnated@reddit
totally
Competitive-Maize996@reddit
I love both of them
Holmes221bBSt@reddit
I love both!!
TheEschatonSucks@reddit
867-5309
One_Market_9335@reddit
The Ruby from Rescue Rangers!