Anyone have information about what’s happening in this picture?
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Posted by runlola@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 625 comments
Bogeyman5@reddit
Part of the parasite fighter program. I purchased the photo below years ago which is from an earlier phase. Eventually the idea of parasite fighters was ditched in favor of in flight refueling.
BigTim425@reddit
"I swear Doc I don't know how it got up there."
Junior_Skill8709@reddit
Thats how planes are born.
sexraX_muiretsyM@reddit
he eatin dat big mama plussy
jorisros@reddit
Airplane caught in the act of making small airplanes 🤣
Responsible_Wait_735@reddit
This is how planes get born
Ornery_Year_9870@reddit
GRB-36 launching YRF-84F.
HocusThePocus@reddit
Very cool, why do we have all props facing forward nowadays?
5i55Y7A7A@reddit
A forward-facing propeller works in smooth, undisturbed air. If the prop were mounted behind the wing or fuselage, it would be pulling turbulent, disrupted air, which reduces thrust efficiency and can cause vibration and noise.
notmaddog@reddit
I flew on P3 Orion's and they had a prop synchronizer and phazer. It was to prevent the props turning at the same blade timing which could cause destructive vibration.
MikeC80@reddit
I vaguely remember the argument in favour of using pusher props behind the wing being that the props usually disturb the airflow over the wing...
I guess, judging by how few planes use pusher props, that the point you describe is the more influential factor!
alphagusta@reddit
While forward props can mess with airflow its a lot easier to manage as its predictable, whereas pusher props will have a micro-weather system from changing airflows and pressures from even the smallest movements of the aircraft.
Smart people who do math real good also figured out how to use the puller props disruptions as a benefit by using them to boost control surface authority.
BTMarquis@reddit
I wonder what kind of math this guy was doing.
taint_tattoo@reddit
You spelled "meth" incorrectly
WechTreck@reddit
Not every famous Mathematician took meth. Paul "19 hours a day" Erdos was an outlier
Jorfogit@reddit
You've set Mathematics back a month.
noonsumwhere@reddit
Methematics ftfy
Sensei19600@reddit
British much?
Ribss@reddit
What in the hell
PriusesAreGay@reddit
Just when I think I’ve seen all the cursed airplane designs, there’s always another ready to surprise me
NowLookHere113@reddit
Imagine the weight of that wing, and what happens if the gear fails to lower?
BTMarquis@reddit
I think that’s exactly what I said to the tour guide at the museum.
geeiamback@reddit
It's called a channel wing. From Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_wing
Aggressive-Hawk9186@reddit
this is actually very clever, crazy tho
Mr_Banana_Longboat@reddit
True… but that airflow is going to increase induced flow to all portions of the propellor thereby reducing thrust, so it’s not really that great. Would still probably work better if the props were In front, or better yet, at the lip of wings like a propellor shroud— that would increase lift while also reducing induced drag from propellor tip vortices right?
ihateyouguys@reddit
What the hellianté
EpiphyticOrchid8927@reddit
did that ever get off the ground?
BTMarquis@reddit
Yes. I think it actually worked as designed. Due to the increased lift, it was able to maintain flight at a lower speed than normal.
EpiphyticOrchid8927@reddit
That's so cool thanks for the photos. what was it called?
BTMarquis@reddit
The Custer CCW-5 “Channel Wing”
JoMercurio@reddit
Ah yes the channel wing
The only time I ever saw a plane looking like that being used beyond its original maker was those random scattered planes in Fallout New Vegas
Equivalent_Pickle103@reddit
He was graded on a curve .
Doughnut292@reddit
ok so thats a curious design
Ok_Ebb_8606@reddit
The kind with an e
moon__lander@reddit
mathe
IngrownBallHair@reddit
What is this, the British spelling with a lisp?
strat-fan89@reddit
That's the German spelling!
Sea-Combination-7227@reddit
Beats me. The engineer forgot to include air resistance in his formulas
TheMusicArchivist@reddit
/r/WeirdWings please
BTMarquis@reddit
I would, but it’s been posted several times. Just search “Custer”
Count_Rugens_Finger@reddit
vodka?
Iulian377@reddit
Thats the kind of math that makes the plane able to fly very slow.
girl_incognito@reddit
Crystal Math
la1m1e@reddit
I think you made a typo by placing an "a" instead of e
LeGunslinger@reddit
How can I as an average Joe ensure that this is permanently banned from seeing natural light?
ArrowheadDZ@reddit
What has been seen, can not later be unseen.
BTMarquis@reddit
I think only like 3 were ever made and I doubt any will fly again. From what I understand, the props created added lift by pulling air through that half pipe wing, allowing it to fly at very low speeds. Or something like that.
Perfect_Quiet5436@reddit
For anyone wondering like I was, it's a Custer CCW-5.
RunBrundleson@reddit
I suspect there was a lot more cocaine use by early aircraft designers.
koinai3301@reddit
Looks like its missing "half" the parts from the turbofan design of today.
MakerManICT@reddit
Blow with Bill Lear.....?
Worried_Thoughts@reddit
You sound awfully close to one of those “smart people who do math real good! Good explanation for a complex topic! Nicely done!
1we2ve3@reddit
You’re good at thanking and praise, well done!
patronizingperv@reddit
Your affirmation game is on point!
Appycake@reddit
Careful, you're still quoting!
Worried_Thoughts@reddit
Aaaand scene!”
SubstantialAgency914@reddit
How come some drones use pusher props?
Luchin212@reddit
In flying wings, the wings are swept back to give some semblance of length for stability. Better than a 90* corner flying rectangle for sure. Pusher motor/prop is there for balance. As well as camera goes in front.
Lumpy-Narwhal-1178@reddit
The role of a propeller is to get the plane moving fast enough for the control surfaces to become aerodynamic.
Drones aren't governed by aerodynamics. They use thrust to fly.
themilkyone@reddit
100% agreed. To add a little more, turns out putting the prop in the very front helps keep debris from hitting the prop when something accidentally comes off of the plane itself.
yobob591@reddit
I believe pushers have some advantages in very specific scenarios such as prop driven fighters, but since we don't use those anymore you'll really only see pushers on novelty and stunt aircraft and on aircraft where a prop would be obstructing (most drones due to their front mounted sensors)
Killentyme55@reddit
One disadvantage of wing-mounted pusher engines is that type of setup would take up a lot of trailing edge space, which is needed for control surfaces like flaps and ailerons. That's not so critical on a wings-for-miles bomber like a B-36, but for the average light aircraft there just isn't a lot of room to spare.
BigHardMephisto@reddit
I guess it’s up to what you prioritize.
Do I want more efficient lift? Or more thrust?
Canikfan434@reddit
Amen on the noise- when I lived near PIE a company called Avantair was operating Piaggio Avantis. When they were departing there was no doubt because of the racket they made. Very noisy-but very fast.
AFBUFFPilot@reddit
You’d think so, but….then why does a C-337 perform better on the rear engine than the front?
5i55Y7A7A@reddit
Reddit shared opinions not too long ago about the C-337.
AFBUFFPilot@reddit
I’ll Have to look….but I’ve got Ttme in them so…
Remarkable-Diet-7732@reddit
Yeah, but it's a GREAT stall indicator.
Alternative-Lion1336@reddit
Heat. Those aircraft were prone to fires due to the difficulties handling heat in a pusher configuration.
Hideo_Anaconda@reddit
The Pratt & Whitney R-4360 was an amazing engine but it had cooling problems in many of the airplanes that used it. Also, as a 28 cylinder radial engine, it was kind of a maintenance nightmare.
Alternative-Lion1336@reddit
I agree! I didn't mean to throw shade, btw, I've literally touched all of those radials, I'm a huge aviation buff. But yes, the low speed, air-cooled, light weight, high power piston engine had pretty much reached its nadir material wise by that point. Adding cylinders was pretty much the only thing they could do until the compound engines were developed. The gas turbine + turbofan / turboprop is a much better engine for that class of aircraft.
Hideo_Anaconda@reddit
I didn't notice any shade thrown, so no worries. I unapologetically love the R-4360, but not even a fan of wildly overcomplicated mechanisms like myself can ignore the manifold flaws of that engine. Jet engines are huge improvement in reliability. Also, I can't recommend this book highly enough, for fans of that engine: R-4360: Pratt & Whitney's Major Miracle
hathewaya@reddit
Not sure why nobody has mentioned it yet, but this specific plane was sort of a failure because of the pusher configuration. The carburetors would freeze at altitude because the engines were designed for a conventional pulling configuration, but simply mounted backwards. So the warm airflow that would normally prevent freezing, didn't. Therefore the carbs would freeze and gave the poor plane a terrible reputation. Jets were right around the corner though so we never had any reason to properly solve the issue. The efficiency gains from a pusher configuration were quickly overshadowed by jet engines.
Cow_Launcher@reddit
Late to the party and also might be remembering this wrongly, but as well as carb icing, didn't they also have a problem with the jugs overheating because of restricted airflow?
I also seem to remember that it had quite the appetite for spark plugs - and there were a lot of them - though I'm not sure if the configuration figured into that at all.
Mushroom5940@reddit
Planes back then actually all flew in reverse.
evthrowawayverysad@reddit
All I can picture is airline pilots with one arm out the window craning their necks at the tailplane like someone reversing a cement truck.
skippythemoonrock@reddit
you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good
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patronizingperv@reddit
'mon back. 'mon back.
SmallRocks@reddit
Parallel parking an aircraft was so much easier back then 🤷♂️
antariusz@reddit
Well it’s not really reverse, it’s just the little wings go in front and the big wings go in back with the cockpit.
Objective-Train-5861@reddit
Lol
_rebl@reddit
Well, I mean this was back before they invented colour so, it is accurate!
NotCook59@reddit
Planes were black and white in those days. It’s actually a color photo. 🤭
Historical_Gur_3054@reddit
Thanks dad!
NotCook59@reddit
Son, is that you?
pdxnormal@reddit
🤣
publicsausage@reddit
/r/yourjokebutworse
pdxnormal@reddit
😂
ReflexesOfSteel@reddit
Really loud reversing beeper too.
Dramatic-Bend179@reddit
If you take the kitty hawk as the standard template, yeah, kinda.
ditherer01@reddit
And in black and white
FirstSurvivor@reddit
Piaggio avanti is a somewhat recent example of a backwards facing prop.
As others have said, it helps with getting the props in undisturbed air. Another disadvantage is that on otherwise conventional designs, placement on the wing will also reduce ground clearance during rotation.
FFX13NL@reddit
Piaggio avanti is based on the Beechcraft Starship, mounting the engines so that the propellers are facing rearward, pushing rather than pulling the aircraft, is done for the purpose of a quieter cabin.
Trick_Education_4397@reddit
Super cool bird, I’ve flown on one for a work trip once
waddlek@reddit
The first B-36 models only had the 6 radial engines. Later models, I believe starting with the B-36D add those 4 jet engines for added thrust on takeoff.
The model u/Ornery_Year_9870 posted have the “6 turning and 4 burning”
ency6171@reddit
Which ones were the burning engines? Is it the outermost? So it's 2 engines per pod, I guess?
waddlek@reddit
Yes, two per pod on the outside
rocbolt@reddit
Two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking, and two more unaccounted for
Specialist_Reality96@reddit
It keeps the hot bit in front of the leaky fuel tank, having it behind has some drawbacks.
Having said that the Piaggio Avanti and the Starship 2000 are a thing.
MilesHobson@reddit
Rearward engines also have cooling problems. Those overlapping cylinders generated a lot of heat.
8ringer@reddit
Props in front is more efficient and allows for greater control authority.
The b-36 had them behind because the wings were so absurdly chonky to hold enough fuel to achieve the needed range so the props were moved to the back.
I’m an expert because I watched a YouTube video about it!
Jazzlike_Climate4189@reddit
Sorry but you’re wrong; the rear-facing engine configuration is more efficient, that’s the entire reason the B-36 was designed that way. It has nothing to do with fuel in the wings.
8ringer@reddit
Oh really? Damn I must have misremembered, appreciate the correction!
SmokeDaddy0@reddit
Bird strikes won’t spatter on the windshield.
Sockeroo13@reddit
Puller is more efficient than pusher, it also serves to clear precipitation from the intake.
gefahr@reddit
TIL propellers are actually windshield wipers for air.
GayRacoon69@reddit
They had forward facing props back then. It's not like we used to only use backwards props and then switched. In fact we still use backwards props in some planes today
The two layouts you'll see are pull props (forward facing props) and push props (backwards facing props)
Here's an explanation of the differences https://airplaneacademy.com/pusher-vs-puller-propeller-aircraft-compared/
Naive_Moose_6359@reddit
I recently got to see one of these for the first time at the Pima air and space museum. Massive wingspan
LefsaMadMuppet@reddit
The Aluminum Overcast
hefecantswim@reddit
Is it not flying anymore? I took my Dad on a flight in 2016..
CoffeeFox@reddit
Similarly it's almost comical that the H-4 is stored in a hangar so big it looks sorta normal-sized in pictures until you remember it was the largest plane ever built (when measured by wingspan) until 2019
duke5572@reddit
The SAC Museum in Ashland, NE has one as well. It dominates a very large hangar that is full of dominant planes.
nadiaco@reddit
I got to lie in the boom operators nest in one at an air.show when I was a kid. super wild they have a tiny window.
LadyIcehawk@reddit
It could be a jet being tested or a parasite. They tried this program with Air Ships using Bi-Planes and a B36 with an RF-84K Thunderflash, which is the above aircraft, and the XF-85 Goblin. It was supposed to be an escort for the B36, did not work very well
Ornery_Year_9870@reddit
um, read the very first comment on this post.
Asleep_Frosting_6627@reddit
Convair B-36 peacemaker cool plane! “Six turnin and Four Burnin! I’ve seen one of these at the aviation museum outside of Omaha it’s massive.
Exciting-Initial8762@reddit
Airplane ass eating
Any-genesis-5@reddit
They going to go in the air and release it
Hairy-Republic-8650@reddit
Ok, well, so, when a poppa plane and a momma plane love each other very much ... and they would like to start a family... yes, after they get married ... and then they, well. Ummm. Then it's like they... uh.
Ask your mom. She's better at explaining things.
Terrain_Push_Up@reddit
For once it's not porn.
(But it's still aviation porn!)
soliwray@reddit
Six turning, four burning
wewd@reddit
Two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking, and two more unaccounted for.
Maybe_Baby6901@reddit
Duh! Obviously a baby plane being born. Has nobody ever explained the Beez & the Berdz to you before?
AdministrativeAd5240@reddit
Momma plane giving birth
ophelia_bollz@reddit
Plane giving birth
dr3wny@reddit
That’s how planes are made. Aircraft Intercourse
Alone_Illustrator_27@reddit
This is a baby plane being born.
khoobr@reddit
Planes making baby planes
Dangerous_Solid_2857@reddit
The big airplane is having a baby
Thick_Operation6884@reddit
FICON
jimeagleone@reddit
Convair GRB-36 launching a YRF-84F "FICON" parasite fighter.
Ornery_Year_9870@reddit
FICON (Fighter Conveyor) project. I was an outgrowth of the concept of the B-36 carrying its own escort fighter (the XF-85 Goblin). FICON was designed to carry an F-84 equiped with a nuclear weapon to be released near a target, deliver the bomb, and return to the B-36. Kind of a stand-off strike fighter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FICON_project
pretty_jimmy@reddit
jeeze. project mx -1016... pilots of brass balls i tell ya, image conecting wing tip to wingtip in air. just banans.
Icepaq@reddit
Brass balls is flying a nuke mission in an A1 Skyraider.
RizzOreo@reddit
Having to mate your plane with the B-36 from the rear (hardy-har) must have been insane.
Imagine dropping a nuke on someone, and then having to fit your plane into the bombbay of a B-36, knowing that if you misjudge your position you'll chop your fuselage in half on those pusher props.
meh_69420@reddit
Did they not use a trapeze system? No one is actually docking directly into the bomb bay like that.
FenixOfNafo@reddit
It Takes two set of balls to connect tip to tip in any circumstances
pretty_jimmy@reddit
They call it docking...
FenixOfNafo@reddit
Cue epic music docking scene from interstellar
butter_lover@reddit
am i remembering this right, this was in the pilot episode of Quantum Leap?
Jazzlike_Climate4189@reddit
Don’t call yourself an outgrowth, buddy. We all started just the same as a little egg.
xjdhebxh@reddit
I'm not an aviation guy and the first I heard of the Goblin was when I saw one at a museum and read the plaque for it. That thing was tiny.
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Tasty-Fox9030@reddit
Well Timmy, when a Bomber and a Fighter love each other very much they do a thing called escorting, but sometimes, the bomber needs to go very far away and the fighter gets thirsty and needs a drink. And that is very hard, so sometimes the fighter asks very nicely and then he puts his....
Alright I got nothing. Yeah, it's Ficon. God, the thunderstreak was hideous.
ComprehensiveItem528@reddit
That looks like a B-36 Peacemaker with a McDonnell XF-85 Goblin parasite fighter attached underneath. It was an experimental setup from the late 1940s to extend the bomber's defense range. The Goblin would launch mid-flight to engage threats and then hook back on. Cool piece of Cold War aviation history.
Real4WD@reddit
B-36 yes. Goblin xf-85 no. Either its a F-84E Thunderjet or a RF-84K Thunderstreak
Sensei19600@reddit
Forbidden Entry
DirectlRemoteControl@reddit
That's a proctojet, it diagnoses how cargo gets stuck.
Alarmed-Oil3953@reddit
Pretty sure this is one of the parasite fighter experiments where they tested carrying smaller jets under bombers. It’s crazy to think how ambitious these Cold War ideas were
Boring_Ad_9827@reddit
Giving birth. Isn’t nature wonderful!?
Connect-Win-478@reddit
Porn
Original-Car9756@reddit
Behind a blast fence, Bombay doors opened prematurely to deploy a plane as a bomb. Gotta get ene out there to change breakers
AldotheApache1776@reddit
The miracle of birth
HoofHeartedLoud@reddit
That's how planes reproduce
Adorable-Grass-7067@reddit
Absolutely. That's where little plans come from.
Livid-Copy3312@reddit
When two planes love each other very much…….
Patient-Jelly-8752@reddit
Aviation birth. Beautiful and majestic
jsrigby15@reddit
This is how planes refuel on the ground.
JohnBurd83@reddit
Momma plane giving birth.
PeterMarchut@reddit
When a Mommy plane and a Daddy plane love each other very much...
FlyingCowPies@reddit
I finally found the people in the comment section where I feel like I belong.
userkp5743608@reddit
How is this not the top fucking comment.
ParrotDocs@reddit
Aer lingus
Yellowcabin@reddit
That caught me off guard 😂
gamerspoon@reddit
The birth of modern aviation
Accurate_Hornet_3267@reddit
Atta boy, Peter
RoundPhilosopher84@reddit
I knew I wasn't the only one wanting to post this, lol....
CircuitSyn@reddit
Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this. Bunch of nerds ;)
Defiant-Aioli8727@reddit
Beat me to it
Jaded_Maintenance964@reddit
A rare photo of an airplane being born.
Mulletville@reddit
sometimes, when two planes love each other very much...
Notme20659@reddit
Pretty sure that is an RF-84. A USAF project to take reconnaissance aircraft deeper into enemy territory. It became an obsolete idea with the U-2 and SR-71 introductions.
Icepaq@reddit
I thought it became “obsolete” when it couldn’t be recovered by the bomber and damaged itself trying.
South-Kangaroo-1218@reddit
This how airplanes are born
Aggressive-Ad1085@reddit
Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy airplane love each other...I'll see my way out now.
sdsteele80@reddit
It’s the miracle of life. You see Timmy when a mommy airplane and a daddy airplane… 🤣
lordStrava@reddit
Mama airplane giving birth to a baby plane.
No_Package1274@reddit
Caught in 4k
Dock_Ellis45@reddit
Towards the end of the Second World War and into the early 1950s, the US Military was testing bombers that could deploy fighter planes if they encountered enemy planes while on a mission. The idea was that the range of the fighters wasn't a concern so long as they weren't actively flying as an escort. However, once missiles became reliable, this research was rendered obsolete, and it was abandoned.
StalinsPimpCane@reddit
This technology was obsolete because of mid air refueling not missiles
Dock_Ellis45@reddit
That, too. Though mid-air refueling has been a thing since the 1920s, though they used milk jugs to fill up. Capt. Lowell Smith and 1st Lt. John Paul Richter flew for over a day and a half in August 1923 just to beat the non-refueled record. Quite the thing from what I read.
StalinsPimpCane@reddit
I’m aware but it wasn’t a viable wide scale technology till then
Dock_Ellis45@reddit
Fair.
paullylapri@reddit
Trevor at it again.
anthonygoldson@reddit
Thats how new little baby planes are made.
ManeeG13@reddit
Hi! This is a mother airplane giving birth to a smaller airplane, hope this helped!
most4u@reddit
Tis the result of two planes having intimate relations
keepitfastn@reddit
that's how planes are born
am_big_you_us@reddit
Well, when two planes love each other very much…
Electrical_Ad726@reddit
Parasite fighter test .
pazuzu98@reddit
This is how little baby planes are made.
rjason00@reddit
The birth of a jet back in the day. Should have seen how they conceived! 😜
Spiritual_Priority79@reddit
reproduction
captaink2020@reddit
Obviously she giving birth, idk if it was even appropriate to capture this image
soi_boi_destroyer@reddit
This my friend, is what we call miracle of life.
Abject_Assumption586@reddit
A baby plane is being born!
ew1066@reddit
Fighter Conveyance trials
jacobhickerson@reddit
It's giving birth
VetBillH@reddit
Test loading a parasite fighter using a trapeze hookup into a B26. The parasite is an RF84K Thunderflash. Also the XF85 Goblin was tried. All three of these aircraft can be seen at the National Museum of the US Air Force in Dayton Ohio.
Carouser65@reddit
Ah, the 50's, when aircraft companies and NACA would try any crazy shit.
StalinsPimpCane@reddit
A better time
rustandcrust@reddit
Mommy plane giving birth to baby plane. Youre welcome
Asansaver92@reddit
The plane is clearly giving birth...
DueRepresentative518@reddit
When you catch your son huffing
Proud-Regret-1705@reddit
Rare photo of live birth - the mother suckles the baby for a few hours and it can fly almost immediately.
_funny_name_@reddit
and that’s how the F100 super sabre was born
WtfitshJJ@reddit
You see when a mommy and a daddy airplane love each other very much….
MiningOx2020@reddit
When a daddy plane and a momma plane love each other very much.....
Significant-Egg834@reddit
Looks like the aircraft is giving birth to a jet.
OnlyYanky@reddit
Thats how planes are born
Beginning_Hope8233@reddit
You see when a little plane loves a big plane very, very, much....
DisastrousStudy658@reddit
Very private moment. You’re witnessing the birth of a jet.
Current_Operation_93@reddit
It is an F-84 Thunderjet being used as a parasite fighter. The program cost millions then and took a couple years to develop. The first concept fighter for this program was the stubby, goldfish looking Goblin parasite fighter that was discontinued as it was very unstable upon recovery into the trapeze.
The F-84 was a workable solution for the parasite fighter escort system. Approximately eighty(80) F-84s were converted for this SAC bomber escort fighter program. I believe they were active for about 6 months and the program was scrapped.
The parasite fighters were deemed not necessary as ICBMs became a viable alternative to completely relying on SAC bombers as the primary 'war-waggons of the Armageddon'.
Substantial SAC bomber penetration was less of a factor in DOD's nuclear deterrent/threat doctrine.
That's my story and I am sticking to it. 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'.
Counter_stinger@reddit
Its giving birth to a new gen
var23@reddit
When two airplanes love each other very much… sometimes they show that love in a very special way.
yaenne@reddit
Planes making baby planes
Kanyiko@reddit
This is a FICON RF-84K Thunderflash reconnaissance aircraft being loaded into the belly of a GRB-36D 'mothership'.
Originally, FICON - "Fighter Conveyor" - was a project that built on the Parasite Fighter concept, tested with the XF-85 Goblin parasite fighter. The theory was that since the B-36 was vulnerable to interception of fighters, it would carry its own escort fighter in its belly, and deploy it close to target to provide itself with fighter cover, and pick it back up on the return flight. The problem was that all of the turbulence around the B-36 made the picking up part of the whole experiment extremely dangerous.
With the advance of fighters, the realisation came that the B-36 itself was vulnerable to interception, so the move went towards an evolution of the concept: rather than having the B-36 act as a bomber, it would carry an F-84 which would carry a nuclear bomb, and which was faster and more difficult to intercept. The B-36 would drop the F-84 close to the target, and pick it back up after it had delivered its bomb.
The final evolution of the project was rather than having the B-36 act as a mothership to a nuclear bomber, having it act as a mothership to a fast jet reconnaissance aircraft. This was to photograph high value targets in the Soviet Union.
Tests were held in 1955-1956, but it was soon found that the RF-84K posed some real problems: its dimensions meant that a B-36 loaded with one had a very marginal ground clearance: if the RF-84K was carrying external fuel tanks, the whole combination had just 6 inches of ground clearance. Additionally, the whole 'picking the aircraft back up after completing its mission' thing still posed a massive problem - during tests, numerous of the RF-84Ks were damaged during pick-up attempts, and many other attempts were simply abandoned with both aircraft landing separately.
The whole idea died a silent death when Lockheed's U-2 spy plane appeared (entering service early in 1956). Its long range and high ceiling pretty much meant that it did everything the GRB-36D/RF-84K combination were supposed to do together, without all of the issues of aerial docking, so the plug was pulled on the FICON project in April of 1956.
Skorpychan@reddit
It's not even the most insane concept. I saw articles about mid-air rearming a while back.
Not refuelling, re-arming. Attaching missiles and bombs while flying, because that was the limiting factor on strikes at the time.
Kanyiko@reddit
FICON was merely meant as a stop-gap measure to overcome the most obvious issue with first-generation jets: early jet engines were very thirsty, which meant that pre-mid air refuelling, they had a very limited range. Meanwhile, the last generation of propeller-driven bombers had the range, but were slower than the new jets, making them vulnerable to interception.
Added to that, the 'nuclear delivery' FICON concept addressed the B-36s main weakness: it was simply too slow to escape the blast of its own nuclear weapons. If it had ever been called upon to drop nuclear weapons in anger, the B-36s relatively slow speed more or less guaranteed that it would be caught by the blast of its own weapons - something that would no longer be the case if it was delivered by a B-36-carried F-84 instead.
Obviously, the speed at which military aviation was developing at the time meant that by the time these tests were underway, new technology meant that the concepts were already obsolete.
By February of 1955, the B-52 had started entering service, so the idea of having a much slower B-36 carry a nuclear-armed F-84 no longer made sense. But RB-36s were still being used for reconnaissance over the USSR - something which became increasingly difficult as new and more capable air defence fighters entered Soviet service (the MiG-17 in late 1952; and the MiG-19 in early 1955).
Naturally, by the time the idea of a B-36-carried reconnaissance jet was starting to be trialled, developments made the whole concept obsolete. The RB-47 entered service in 1955 and the U2 in 1956 - and with it, the need for the FICON reconnaissance carrier B-36s was no longer there.
It's still a factor - and yes, I've seen a patent for a similar concept that was as recent as 2003.
Skorpychan@reddit
I think the article I saw was about 2008-ish.
W00DERS0N60@reddit
Aigaion, but it’s the 1950’s
Southern-Bandicoot@reddit
This is discussed in Battle Flight by Chris Gibson, where thought was given to re-arming Tornado F3s by having the 4 SkyFlash AAMs on a detachable pallet (same under-fuselage location) and when expended, the empty pallet could be discarded and a replacement one connected up from a transport ac trailing the pallet on a long line behind it.
Needless to say it didn't progress beyond a paper study ... but it shows how we weren't afraid to think outside the box when it came to defending the GIUK gap.
PositiveAtmosphere13@reddit
There was a variant of the Lockheed A12 Blackbird that had a parasitic drone. The idea was they would lunch so it would then fly into hostile airspace. Then retrieve it. Only two were built. One crashed trying to launch the drone in level flight. The program was cancelled. The pilots were killed. One drowned because his space suit filled with water.
jsnrs@reddit
Man, the 50s and 60s were just the ultimate time to be an aeronautical engineer. Just coming up with crazy shit in the shower and then doing it. What a time.
Kanyiko@reddit
The funny bit is, that the FICON concept wasn't actually new - it had been used, and successfully so, by the US Navy during the 1930s.
The US Navy's airships USS Akron (ZRS-4) and USS Macon (ZRS-5) were conceived at the end of the 1920s, and commissioned in 1931 and 1933 respectively. Both airships were large - only a fraction smaller than the Hindenburg - and both had an onboard hangar with Curtiss F9C fighter aircraft that could be launched and recovered while airborne.
The concept behind the USS Akron/Macon and its parasite aircraft was that the airships would venture out to sea for patrols, and send out their onboard fighter aircraft to 'cast out a net' of search aircraft, this in the pre-radar era. This way, the airship and its fighters would act as a sort of 'Early Warning System', detecting any incoming threats (battleships) and directing the fleet in their direction.
Sadly, both the USS Akron and USS Macon were short-lived; Akron was commissioned in October 1931 but crashed at sea in a violent storm in April 1933, killing 73 of its 76 crew. Macon was commissioned in June of 1933 but shared her sister ship's fate in February of 1935, when she too ran into a storm and crashed at sea - however, lessons had been drawn from the Akron's crash (most of Akron's crew survived the crash but subsequently drowned because they had no life jackets and no time to deploy life rafts; the Macon's crew were all issued life jackets), and only 2 out of 72 crew were lost. After both those losses, the US Navy discontinued its rigid airship program, although they would continue to use non-rigid 'blimps' all the way until 1962.
It's perhaps the relative success of the parasite fighter concept on both airships that led to the concept being reused for the B-36 - except that the higher airspeeds and turbulent airflows of the aircraft involved made it much, much more difficult to achieve a successful recovery.
GrafZeppelin127@reddit
The Navy’s gross negligence in both design and maintenance of those two ships is noteworthy. They categorically should not have been flown into those storms, and even though they were, the ships should have survived. Weaker, more primitive Zeppelins had survived worse storms than that just fine, but the Akron class was the first domestically designed rigid airship and had a number of critical weaknesses despite their advancements in other areas—such as relying on old-fashioned mercury altimeters that are less accurate in low-pressure storms, and the Macon having unrepaired damage to its tail fin which was already weakened by a design change that ironically was set to be repaired and reinforced after the very flight where that fin gave way and eventually led to the ship losing control and being abandoned.
Local_Injury81@reddit
It’s how planes are born.
Ok-Stock7440@reddit
The process of birth
HitchhikinTai@reddit
This is how the baby plane feeds.
ChipHGGS@reddit
when a mommy plane and a daddy plane like eachother very much...
imaner76@reddit
When a mummy plane really likes a daddy plane this can sometimes happen, Christmas and special Birthdays.
ulikera@reddit
That's one heck of a plane sandwich right there!
PurposeExpress9742@reddit
Loading a bomb
EpiphyticOrchid8927@reddit
FICON project was so cool
CyberKnight@reddit
Well, when a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much...
IFLYBFJ@reddit
An unwanted sexual advance.
Medium-Detective8611@reddit
When a boy airplane and a girl airplane love each other very much....
F1McLarenFan007@reddit
That looks like a guy i work with.
Hokker3@reddit
Well when two planes love each other...
West_Difference_1644@reddit
Giving birth !!
TreasonousGoatee@reddit
I’ll tell you when you’re older
AlexandertheHate78@reddit
You see, when two planes love each other, they give a special kind of “hug” to one another. That’s how planes are made.
SirWillae@reddit
When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much...
Dirtylittlebox@reddit
It’s clear. Mama plane is giving birth to baby plane.
QuantityEqual9328@reddit
A B52 giving birth to an F86.
Kereberuxx@reddit
when the momma plane and the papa plane…
Mr_Tato12@reddit
Plen is giving birth
Tony_Cam87@reddit
That's how planes are born...
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MysteriousTale814@reddit
A new f84 is being born. How beautiful
Aromatic-Aide1119@reddit
An aircraft breach birth?
Interesting_Pea_9351@reddit
It's giving birth
Soft_Indication3836@reddit
A normal birth
just_having_giggles@reddit
It's giving birth to a new baby plane! The miracle of flight
TexasTacos25@reddit
Didnt even buy it dinner..
Minute-Diet9604@reddit
Cant park there mate
BloodlineBarrow@reddit
That’s where baby planes come from
pr1ap15m@reddit
This is how the first B-1s are born
romcomtom2@reddit
A very rare photo of a momma airplane giving birth. It's truly magical to behold.
CaptainManks@reddit
Is it now obvious? It's a mama plane giving birth to a beautiful babyplane.
literallyjuststarted@reddit
A b19 giving birth
Frequent-Performer-8@reddit
That plane is giving birth
xhollec@reddit
A mother jet, nursing her offspring.
AdOne7575@reddit
Rare image of how baby planes are born.
ConWaveTingz@reddit
Always wanted to see a plane give birth
Necessary-Bug9853@reddit
Well you see when a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very very much they decide they want to make a jet baby and well 9 months later here we are
IamMetsik@reddit
The little plane is shy so it’s hiding behind the big plane.
CantFightCrazy@reddit
Miracle of life
Ok_Spirit5374@reddit
When a boy plane loves a girl plane so much sometimes they have a baby plane
SMELTN@reddit
You are watching the birth of an aeroplane
ExpensiveRooster3910@reddit
ask Chuck Yeager
CheekBrave4436@reddit
Well, you see. When a mommy airplane and a daddy airplane love each other very much. They.....well they....you see what happens is they..... Yeah, I got nothing. Go ask your mother.
Sergovan@reddit
You know that scene in Top Gun where 1 bogey becomes 2.....
Tomero@reddit
I came here for two things: actual explanation of what is going on and plane birth jokes.
George37712@reddit
That’s how airplane babies are made
KeyHuckleberry2560@reddit
Birth? Give it some privacy.
Notme20659@reddit
Pretty sure that is an
LordBoar@reddit
Have you ever looked at a Chihuahua and a Great Dane, and realised they are both the same species?
AlfredFonDude@reddit
a birth of a new plane
doerps@reddit
Plane giving birth to babyplane.
BabyTweetyCO@reddit
Shhhh. Let the Buff have her moment of privacy. She's giving birth to a fighter jet.
CapBar@reddit
The birth of a fighter jet. Nature is beautiful.
roverspeed@reddit
When a b29 really loves a......
S_London42M@reddit
Can confirm it is no longer part of Virgin Atlantic
Positive-Special7745@reddit
The miracle of birth
supakow@reddit
When a mommy jet and a daddy jet love each other very much...
ObnoxiousCollector@reddit
Behold the newborn fighter jet suckling at mother’s teat. Ain’t nature grand.
Tolstoy_mc@reddit
Well, when a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much....
Otherwise_Blood2602@reddit
That’s how new aircraft are birthed..
KareemFurbunchies@reddit
When a mommy plane loves a daddy plane...
Mike92104@reddit
It's a momma plane giving birth.
thatguy82688@reddit
A birth of a new era?
Allzweck@reddit
This is how baby planes are made
Capt_Beee@reddit
Fueling gone wrong
Striking_Land_8388@reddit
When 2 aircraft are in love, months later this happens!
turtle_excluder@reddit
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of redditors cried out in hilarious comedy and weren't suddenly silenced.
WisebloodNYC@reddit
This is how we make baby planes. Obviously.
BlackTree78910@reddit
This is how baby airplanes are made! 😂
Murali-CIO@reddit
Plihh 💔
m9felix@reddit
Mama plane giving birth to a young baby plane. Truly extraordinary the circle of life is
antekroch@reddit
sniffa
CharAznableLoNZ@reddit
When a mommy plane and daddy plane love each other very much.
BJBull79@reddit
It’s a plane giving birth.
feathersoft@reddit
Wellll... two thoughts One - someone left a Starfighter out overnight in the bomber field ... and
Two - an experimental plane (think Yeager) is being loaded into its drop plane.
Zachy_Boi@reddit
You see when two planes love each other very much..
benedictvc@reddit
plane giving birth
hawkeye18@reddit
Oh dear, now there's bomb bay vore!?
ZipGently@reddit
This is how fighter-bombers are made…
PuupalliKumiankka2nd@reddit
Whacha doing step plane?
Junkykarma2019@reddit
The Beauty of Childbirth!
AvailableCondition79@reddit
Omg it's having a babyyyyyyyyy
amtesch@reddit
I just came to find this comment 🤣.
BabyUKnowWhereUAre@reddit
That’s right. Sometimes when two airplanes love each other very much . . .
nutty_dawg@reddit
Sometimes it happens mid-air and the baby plane is airborne.
AvailableCondition79@reddit
Legit question: are you a father?
Blueknightuk77@reddit
It does look like it's giving birth.
AvailableCondition79@reddit
It is giving birth.
tk427aj@reddit
Rare to this out in the wild. Hopefully mother and child were safe
NotYourBuddyGuy5@reddit
Amazing how quickly they can fly right after birth.
AvailableCondition79@reddit
Is it normally that slimy? How does that affect aerodynamics??
GeneticEnginLifeForm@reddit
The pilot licks the slime off in the minutes after birth. It also is a bonding experience and helps imprint the plane on the pilot. Nature is beautiful.
AvailableCondition79@reddit
So beautiful. Thank you for sharing that with me.
g0ld-f1sh@reddit
Honestly just came here for this comment ty
HendrixHazeWays@reddit
Isn't this what's referred to as docking?
AvailableCondition79@reddit
Start tttt ooooooooooooo
(But yes, this is docking.)
nopeddafoutofthere@reddit
When two airplanes love each other…
Raguleader@reddit
This is what happens when a KC-97 doesn't wear a condom.
Kaizer-06@reddit
the YRF-84F is taking the deepest breath of his life fr.
SeaMolasses2466@reddit
Looks like a plane under a plane
Convillious@reddit
plane sex
CantDoThatOnTelevzn@reddit
I’m 5’8” and kind of skinny. Guy.
One time in my late 20s I was lucky enough to date a 6’3” redheaded woman with large, curvy, solid proportions.
This picture is like that.
Rancho_Chupacabrahj@reddit
When a male plane loves a female plane very much, this is how they express it.
S0GUWE@reddit
That's how planes give birth
retroking9@reddit
Obviously the baby is feeding off its mother.
elite_haxor1337@reddit
Is the body of the big aircraft dented just above the rudder of the smaller aircraft, and, was that dented carefully using hammers or was it an unplanned impact with the rudder?
Presence_Academic@reddit
You clearly didn’t grow up on a farm.
twitch_delta_blues@reddit
When a mommy and daddy plane love each other very much…
Johndboy1988@reddit
Plane sex
Rocky_Snake@reddit
Thats what happens 9 months after a mommy plane and a daddy plane share a kiss. That's how new planes are born, duh.
jacspe@reddit
Its a boy!
arisoverrated@reddit
When two planes love each other very much…
StoneAgeSkillz@reddit
Momma plane gives birth to baby plane.
RepresentativeCut486@reddit
Airplane birth
HawkSea887@reddit
When a mommy plane loves a daddy plane very much they…
officialbrohoss@reddit
plane getting its planessy ate
DownWithTech1@reddit
The miracle of life…I mean flight
Tryfacts231@reddit
Lol yeah I doesn't fit
topdanr@reddit
This is a rare picture of a plane being born
pisspantsmcgee666@reddit
Awe , it's having a baby plane.
Background-Weight526@reddit
that's how baby planes are made.
PrincessTitan@reddit
She’s giving birth.
the_brick_face@reddit
It's giving birth
WyoPeeps@reddit
When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much .....
techmonkey920@reddit
When 2 planes love each other...
ELEMENTSTORMX@reddit
A rare picture of a momma plane giving birth.
EmergencyAd8321@reddit
And that kids is how little airplanes are born!
awkwarddachshund@reddit
I'm stuck step bomber
Andre1661@reddit
This is a rare glimpse of the birth of a new plane. It's a beautiful event.
Animeniackinda1@reddit
Probably one of many ideas from parasite fighter programs. They been at it since WWI, iirc.
PlantShelf@reddit
When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other…
DanishWhoreHens@reddit
That’s called a breech delivery.
Beneficial-Golf3855@reddit
Nature. The mommy is giving birth.
84074@reddit
Well, When 2 planes fall in love....
emtlynn15@reddit
A baby YRF-84F suckling its mother, getting that nourishing petroleum.
verbalspacey@reddit
that’s how planes are born
Sippiku@reddit
Mama plane is giving birth to a baby plane my guy.
Agitated-Doctor-1712@reddit
Why I believe this a pic of me and OPs mom
Intrepid_Ring4239@reddit
Well... About 9 months after a mommy plane and daddy plane spend alone time together....
TwoShed_Jackson@reddit
It’s the beauty of childbirth in airplane form.
mechabeast@reddit
i told you, "it's not going to fit", LARRY!
RapiersSmile@reddit
Baby plane being born.
Think-Impression1242@reddit
That's how planes are born
Big-Leadership-4604@reddit
When a daddy plane drops a payload in the mommy plane.....
notachance01@reddit
Potty break
Ashamed-One-Not@reddit
Birth of a machine.
Shreddersmith2001@reddit
Birthing
fishyskater@reddit
When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much sometimes they have a baby plane!! ✈️
Mr_We1rd0@reddit
That plane is giving birth! This is how new planes come into the world 😄
large_honk@reddit
Birth
ElegantJoke3613@reddit
Airbus beluga giving birth
buckaroob88@reddit
It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!
croberge@reddit
It’s how planes are born.
Cobalt_Storm@reddit
This is how new planes are made
DanTheOneWordMan@reddit
Turducken
LerikGE@reddit
Freaky
Mindless_String_1211@reddit
That’s how planes are born
barkingcat@reddit
baby plane
DunGame@reddit
A birth?
Defiant_Bed_1969@reddit
Mother plane giving birth to a baby plane.
enyois@reddit
Mama plane gave birth
Normal_Cut8368@reddit
I miss her.
BothForce1328@reddit
isn't it obvious? the plane is giving birth
nighthawke75@reddit
This was before midair refueling came into being, they were experimenting with parasite fighter/bomber combinations. This was one of them, the FICON concept. They took a Thunderjet, lightened it, and mated it to a B-36's bomb bay.
There were other concepts. Tom-Tom with F-86's connecting wingtip to wingtip.
Not to mention the semi-suicidial Goblin parasite fighter.
All this was put to the side as aerial refueling proved to be the safer of the proposals.
chewydickens@reddit
The Goblin was less safe than the average carnival ride. Assembled by carnies on crack.
nighthawke75@reddit
No kidding. I wince every time the pilot eats the trapeze as it goes through the canopy. He crashes the little fighter in the desert floor as he tries to land it. He survived the mess, the fighter and concept didn't.
Groundbreaking_Tea66@reddit
You see. When two planes love each other, Sometimes they want to express that love…. Physically
UCR998@reddit
Where do you think planes come from? She’s beautiful 😢
MoonKnightX81@reddit
The miracle of birth.
JuniorLeg6988@reddit
B36 with parasite fighter plane it was a thing before aerial refueling made it not needed
Active_Violinist_360@reddit
This is how planes are made
chewydickens@reddit
Plane-on-plane. It's a thing.
klaw14@reddit
"... and the young aircraft will survive on its mother's milk until it is strong enough to hunt for itself."
getjpi@reddit
Doc, there I was vacuuming naked and I accidentally slipped...
Birphon@reddit
When a mommy plane and daddy plane love each other very much...
fourtyTHEdeuce@reddit
A mommy plane and a daddy plane wrestled. 9 months later---gratz it's a jet!
aDumb_Dorf@reddit
Baby jet being born, naturally
Tell_Amazing@reddit
Awww its giving birth
Cute-arii@reddit
Well Timmy... When two planes love each other very, very much, their love can... manifest... and take the form of a brand new plane.
Responsible-Skirt-90@reddit
This is how baby planes are made
sluflyer06@reddit
Upskirt.
PhilosopherBright602@reddit
When two airplanes love each other very much…
Mike__O@reddit
Step B-36 got stuck in the dryer....
cornered_crustacean@reddit
Omg what are u doing step bomber
ImDeepState@reddit
You see, when the daddy plane and the mommy plane love each other …
FlyByPC@reddit
When a B-29 loves a B-36 very much...
dontbeadickdad@reddit
Mama plane is nursing her baby.
MultiBeast66@reddit
Miracle of child birth. Derrrr
BurmaBazarBabu@reddit
That's how airplanes are born
The_Dao_Father@reddit
FICON (Fighter Conveyor) project in the early 50’s
djfl@reddit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqtCM0_CEAEqqHt.jpg
4llu532n4m3srt4k3n@reddit
When you get older, you have to go to the proctologist...
bmakdaddy@reddit
Well, when two planes love each other very much…
beaverm4@reddit
That's how baby planes are made.
itsalrightifyoudont@reddit
It’s nursing.
Maleficent_Neat_9316@reddit
It's a Low jacked Plane
Infinite_Zucchini_37@reddit
Thats how drones are made
ButtRockSteve@reddit
The miracle of birth.
Free2escape@reddit
This is how baby planes are born
Anastasiasmaster@reddit
Chuck Yeager getting ready to break the sound barrier ...
SirYoda198712@reddit
See when two planes love each other very much…
DckThik@reddit
When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much…
TLCM-4412@reddit
Baby airplane being born
bigshigdig@reddit
It’s giving birth.
HausuGeist@reddit
Sometimes, when two planes love each other very much...
MiserableGround438@reddit
The plane is happy to see me.
Silvernaut@reddit
The miracle of birth
Most_Guess4122@reddit
Plane giving birth
Local-Substance7265@reddit
Runway delivery
Unlike_Agholor@reddit
Child birth.
Local-Substance7265@reddit
Plane labor
DuArVakaren@reddit
The lady plane is giving birth and it's a beautiful moment
McLovin823@reddit
Well, when a B-36 loves an F-84 very much…
Local-Substance7265@reddit
this is how YRF-84F were born.
Legitimate-Whole-455@reddit
This is how baby planes are born.
ToddtheRugerKid@reddit
B-36 sitting on the face of an F-86? Better not let /r/Noncredibledefense see this kinky ass shit.
ddoom33@reddit
See when two planes love each other very much...
TrolleyDilemma@reddit
The miracle of childbirth
stevebradss@reddit
Birth
lluciferusllamas@reddit
It's a Boy!
Sea-Pool3387@reddit
The miracle of life! That plane is giving birth
HobbyGobbler@reddit
Birth.
Jacksonatmelsrodrego@reddit
I was at tech school at Chanute AFB (1965) when the tail fell off the static mounted B36. Since it was our squadron’s responsibility to care for it, I had many opportunities to explore this huge machine. Imagine my surprise to find the same B36 at Castle AFB, years later, fully restored for Oshkosh West!
Maximus13@reddit
See, posts like this make me hate this sub. We have an actual interesting photo and someone wanting an answer and despite it being answered, there's the 300 bullshit comments of the same lame ass fucking joke.
Where are the mods when you need them? They're so damn useless when needed.
Terrain_Push_Up@reddit
Shut it, grumpy grandpa!
Have some fun, here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/s/QQUIE17nfx
Puzzleheaded_Heat_68@reddit
You are witnessing the miracle of birth.
FahQ-05@reddit
You se it’s like this. “When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much…”
Walking-around-45@reddit
And here we see a B-36 giving birth… the Air Force don’t want you to know the truth
Brief_Preparation698@reddit
THE MIRACLE OF LIFE!
Prof-Bit-Wrangler@reddit
Sir David Attenborough narrating -
Across the expanse of the airfield, the great aircraft rests. To the casual observer, it is nothing more than a machine of metal and rivets. But if we wait, and watch closely, we see an extraordinary process begin to unfold.
From deep within the body of the larger craft, a second form emerges. Slowly, deliberately, it is revealed — smaller, but no less complete. Its nose extends first, then wings, and finally the wheels touch the earth. It rolls free of its parent, steady and whole, ready to claim its place upon the tarmac.
This is no accident of engineering. It is a ritual repeated countless times, yet rarely appreciated: the passing of one vessel from the womb of another, each designed to serve, to travel, to endure. Here, in this unlikely theater of steel and silence, we bear witness to a birth — not of flesh and bone, but of alloy and purpose.
Terrain_Push_Up@reddit
I upvoted this before I even started reading the narration.
Two thumbs up!
Way up!
Open-Award8351@reddit
Maybe they’ll know something?
enginenumber93@reddit
Well…when a Mommy plane and a Daddy plane love each other very much…
Ikeapencil2@reddit
Have you never seen a plane give birth?
Material_Water4659@reddit
It shows the birth of a plane by the motherplane
Spacekk_1@reddit
plane birth
ageetarz@reddit
When mommy plane and daddy plane love each other very much, they make a baby plane
NoteIndividual2431@reddit
When a heavy bomber and an experimental recon airplane love each other very much...
ModsRTrash13@reddit
That’s how new airplanes are made
SeniorRum@reddit
That how a plane is born….
WiSoSirius@reddit
Birth
Darth_Quaider@reddit
You never got ATM
IronPotato3000@reddit
A plane being aroused is very natural and nothing to be scared about. He's just at that age that they are very hormonal and exploring new things. All completely within reason.
PsychologicalTax6943@reddit
This is how planes are born.
IrishTorp@reddit
It’s how jet planes are made.
wstsidhome@reddit
Life…finds a way…
Training-Buy-6768@reddit
It's snake being sent into the USSR to get sokolav back
Ok-Translator7918@reddit
Aeronautical breach birth
problyted@reddit
This is a very rare photo of a B-52 Stratofortress giving birth to a P-51. Notice the star birthmark that is typical of newborn aircraft. As they mature, it fades away and is replaced by a picture of a pin-up like Betty Paige or Rita Hayworth.
beltedgalaxy@reddit
When a boy and a girl strategic bombers love each other very much, at times they have a baby jet fighter.
ProfessorNatural7035@reddit
Ahh yess, here we see a calf plane being hand delivered
General-Lighting@reddit
birth is a beautiful thing
ryconn4410@reddit
That’s how planes are born
sluffman@reddit
“Ya see when a man and a woman love each other, or have had too much to drink..”
Out-of-NoContext-@reddit
Mating season (of course it’s intercourse)!
reddit-is-tyranical@reddit
Prostate exam
robnw2@reddit
Looks like it's giving birth
FuJa-TsuNaMi@reddit
what do you mean? this is how baby planes are born, right?
rom_rom57@reddit
A plane giving birth? /s
SlapThatAce@reddit
Birth
secOfficerBigfoot@reddit
The goblin fighter
SmokeDaddy0@reddit
Bird strikes won’t spatter on the windshield.
GnarlySkank@reddit
That’s just where baby planes come from
Notcid1@reddit
Pls mark This NSFW
Anotherhack2@reddit
He born!
Turdiness@reddit
Plane birth. Rarely caught on film.
Looks like it was a beautiful baby bomber too!
unclefire@reddit
B-29 (?) giving birth.
AUSmith55@reddit
When a mommy and daddy plane love each other very much…
karateninjazombie@reddit
It's a big plane giving birth to a little plane.
HauntingMark5720@reddit
When a mommy plane loves a daddy plane…
IPSC_Canuck@reddit
The B-36 is giving birth to an F-84. The F-84 will soon be flying all on it’s own, and after this will likely never be reunited with its mother.
dharder9475@reddit
I feel like they were doing jet testing maybe? I was thinking it was the Bell X-1 because I think of that plane often. But maybe this was around that time period. Just a thought.
blackpearl1477@reddit
So this is how planes are born. 🤔😅
Eastern-Ad6824@reddit
This is how baby aircraft are made
flimspringfield@reddit
Looks like my friends chihuahua fornicating a doberman six times his size and weight.
Equivalent_Birthday9@reddit
Steve Austin is preparing to be the 6 million dollar man
BNG1982@reddit
When two planes live each other very much……😌
Schturk@reddit
Well, when a mommy plane loves a daddy plane...
DidYouTry_Radiation@reddit
When a mommy plan and daddy plan love each other very very much....
LordClammy@reddit
How insensitive that you posted this picture of this brave mother giving birth.
Aintyodad@reddit
ATK80k@reddit
The miracle of birth.
RingoStarkistTuna@reddit
This is the rarely-caught-on-film live birth of a baby airplane.
Duomaxwellboss429@reddit
I feel like this post needs a NSFW tag on it
ThurstonCounty@reddit
After a mommy plane and a daddy plane, who love each other very much, decide to have a baby plane, this is how it happens
RepresentativeValue9@reddit
Here was have a rare sighting indeed. A female plane is giving birth. She has prepared for this moment for the last 23 months.
It is a labour of love. And it will be her last.
OkAioli3886@reddit
When a refueling plane and a bomber love each other very much and connect up in the high altitudes… then wee little fighter planes are made. Sorry guys
lbmckl@reddit
Well, ya see, when two planes really like each-other…
Parking_Ad_2374@reddit
When planes give birth - just haven't cut the cord yet
GnarlyLeg@reddit
Ah, the miracle of birth. Mom safely delivers her child on the ground before coaxing the little one back into the sky.
6L6aglow@reddit
That's how planes are born.
JustADude721@reddit
This is how new planes born. /s
Fearless_Ad1055@reddit
The beautiful process of bringing a new bomber into the world.
Clementbarker@reddit
It’s the birth of a jet.
lexluthor_i_am@reddit
That's a picture of jet being born. So beautiful.
According_Ad_9616@reddit
This experiment was well documented in Bud Anderson’s book To Fly and Fight. He was one of the main test pilots for this. It seemed very dangerous and unnecessary.
Penjrav8r@reddit
I believe one of the main objectives was to essentially extend the range of smaller fighters without the need for a carrier, and to have an escort that didn’t need to be flying for hours in a cramped cockpit without food rest and facilities.
FlyingBaconDreams@reddit
Mama plane giving birth to baby plane
HammondEggersM60@reddit
B-36 is giving birth to a fighter. Go fighter, go!
DSA300@reddit
Baby saw the world and wants to go back into the womb
miladesilva@reddit
Giving birth…
MonsterManitou@reddit
We’ll see when a daddy plane loves a mommy plane the kiss and then months later, a baby plane comes from mommy’s tummy.
🐦 🐝
Bomberjester@reddit
It's a little dog saying hello to a big dog. Gotta get a good sniff
TraditionalEgg2961@reddit
Well, when a mommy plane loves a daddy plane sometimes the mommy plane gives birth to to a baby plane. It’s one of natures miracles.
Party-Section-2338@reddit
That’s a GRB-36 configured for launching a Parasite Fighter, in this case likely a YF-84F. This was part of the FICON (Fighter Conveyor) Program during the early 1950’s
LowerBar2001@reddit
This is how baby airplanes come to the world.
sunkissedsailor@reddit
looks like a mama and a baby plane
dopealope47@reddit
Miscegenation?
Actually, it’s a pretty cool pic. I’ve seen mid-air photos but never one of the two of them like that. Thanks.
terrydavid86@reddit
I dont think they should park there 🤔
aseedandco@reddit
Woman free-birthing in the ocean.
JohannesMP@reddit
The miracle of birth.
Ancient_Emotion_2484@reddit
Attenborough: And here we see the silver gosling...nursing.
krieprr@reddit
This is the birth of a new plane
Sr-Schmitz@reddit
That’s how planes are born!!!
duke793@reddit
Well son, when an airplane really loves another airplane….
dipolerda@reddit
That plane looks like it's had a rough landing, damn!
Intelligent-Edge7533@reddit
Looks like childbirth but I’m not an expert.
igniteED@reddit
It's how fighter planes are born.
Here2comment2@reddit
That’s how baby airplanes are born. It’s very natural.
IOfWooglin@reddit
NSFW tag.
abhoe@reddit
DRE
No-Industry3112@reddit
When two planes love each other....
lothcent@reddit
pretty sure its this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FICON_project
InevitableElephant57@reddit
It’s mid birth!!! So rare to capture such a magical moment of nature. I can almost hear David Attenboroughs voice narrating it!
dedgecko@reddit
Look! The mother rhino is giving birth!
InternetExploder87@reddit
Big plane giving birth to baby plane
csmart01@reddit
How do you think new planes come into this world?
Tobi-2@reddit
Giving birth
Left_Advertising569@reddit
It's how baby planes are born
Still75home@reddit
When a boy plane and a girl plane fall in love and get married they eventually make a baby plane
drainu@reddit
When a mommy plane and daddy plane love each other very much ....
jaykaboomboom@reddit
This…
bmarcus89@reddit
Plane in Labour and crowning
Embarrassed_Log8344@reddit
Give them some space dude, she's giving birth
Woody_L@reddit
Timmy, that's how airplanes are born.
OmaJSone@reddit
You’re seeing an aircraft giving birth. It’s a rare sight and almost never caught on camera.
kestrel808@reddit
When one plane loves another plane very much…….
Realistic_Fan_5649@reddit
Giving birth
Tejas_Clara@reddit
When a Mommy planes loves a daddy plane…
Can_Not_Double_Dutch@reddit
A baby airplane has been born
OnwardAndSideways@reddit
Give them some privacy for crying out loud.
goodbyewawona@reddit
Well Lola, when two planes love each other very much….
30269240@reddit
This is how they make A10 Warthogs son.
X-Bones_21@reddit
See, when a boy plane and a girl plane love each other very much….
Abject-Badger-2394@reddit
The Mama plane is giving birth…..
AcrobaticCrew5937@reddit
A plane is being born lol /j
SubjectAd9940@reddit
Well when a mummy plane and a daddy plan love each other very much…:::
mmcmetal@reddit
Birth
howla456@reddit
Docking.
UpstairsAcceptable23@reddit
You see when a mommy plane and daddy plane love either other very much, a baby plane is born.
cscottjones87@reddit
This is how baby planes are made
stalobster@reddit
When a Mommy and Daddy plane love each other.....
lodidarkening@reddit
You see kids when a mommy airplane and a daddy airplane love each other very much...
BOLTuser603@reddit
When a boy and girl love each other….
urethra93@reddit
Crikey, looks like momma plane is giving birth to a beautiful baby plane
Sir_Arthur_Vandelay@reddit
You should really NSFW this picture.
tahoochee@reddit
The right stuff.
dizforprez@reddit
Hey, Ridley, ya got any Beemans?
turned_up_to_11@reddit
Yeah, I think I might have me a stick.
dizforprez@reddit
Loan me some, will ya? I'll pay ya back later.
Matar_Kubileya@reddit
The miracle of childbirth 🥹
PressThePickleButton@reddit
Birthing
jumbo04@reddit
THIS is what happens! https://youtu.be/6yMXjQL32BI?si=7_GWfyRSVSXoCuiY
TakingItPeasy@reddit
You see little Mark, when planes love each other very much...
colinlytle@reddit
Artificial insemination.
pr0phat69@reddit
Well… when two planes each other…
LazarusOwenhart@reddit
Males of any given species are often much smaller than females which can make mating look quite absurd.
gvntlr@reddit
Nursing
stewieatb@reddit
F-84 sniffing a B-36's bum to see if they can be friends.
Photographed from a Buccaneer.
Admirable_Cry_3795@reddit
When a Mommy plane and a Daddy plane love each other really much…
Jaysmack-85@reddit
That a little plane being born
Sunnyside1953@reddit
The birth of a new jet fighter
AbleRelationship5287@reddit
It’s how jets are born 🥲
TheJuiceBoxS@reddit
Woah, where is the NSFW tag
grillp@reddit
Don’t ask. Don’t tell.
25UURX@reddit
That is definitely a picture of the USAF doing USAF thangs. Merica 🇺🇸
Azurehue22@reddit
Plane is giving birth to a baby plane. circle of life.
Bubbly_Version1098@reddit
Big guy braked too hard
Aeson_Ford_F250@reddit
A Peacemaker giving birth to a baby Saber jet
Clemdauphin@reddit
It's a F-84F Thunderstreak, not a F-86 Saber
Aeson_Ford_F250@reddit
I know but baby saber sounds better
Clemdauphin@reddit
Baby thunder kinda also does the job.
SmartPumpkin3284@reddit
Well son, You see, When a Mommy Plane and a Daddy plane love each other very much,sometimes a baby plane arrives.
Puzzleheaded-Bath668@reddit
Plane giving birth
berbereberhe@reddit
Mommy and daddy play like that sometimes; it’s a little game.
royaltrux@reddit
breech birth
stevebristol@reddit
Giving birth by the look of it. Ok, sensible comments below.
sierrahotel74@reddit
F-84, modified as a FICON. Info below from Joe Baughers site on this particular jet. The National Museum of the US Air Force has one on display behind the B-36.
jumpy_finale@reddit
It's nursing
Plastic-Candy-3272@reddit
Where little airplanes come from (facts of life).
the_other_paul@reddit
The miracle of life
BallisticButch@reddit
I think it’s an F-84F Thunderstreak attached as a parasite fighter to a B-36 mothership.