In the parlance of our time.
Posted by MarkPluckedABird@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 184 comments
Posted by MarkPluckedABird@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 184 comments
Wayfaring_Owl1816@reddit
New shit has come to light
Longjumping-Pop9374@reddit
Fuckin facist!
Jerry-Lives22@reddit
The bums lost
ElYodaPagoda@reddit
“He fixes the cable?”
Due_Cartographer8942@reddit
The royal "We"
Bucket1984@reddit
She's not my special lady. She's just a lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.
Simon170148@reddit
New shit has come to light
SevereStrategy1180@reddit
New shit has come to light!
useless_modern_god@reddit
I still jerk-off manually
Tiny_Mathematician_1@reddit
That doesn’t sound zesty at all
hefebellyaro@reddit
I dont need your sympathy i need my fucking Johnson.
AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
Tiny_Mathematician_1@reddit
Were you not listening to the Dude’s story, Donny?
Necessary-Size-5012@reddit
"It’s not that you're wrong, Walter. It's just that you're an @$$hole"
BuckManscape@reddit
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
auldnate@reddit
That should be #1!!
BlankSlate400@reddit
I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.
Charliet545@reddit
What was this post about again?
HizDudenesss@reddit
Far out.
MoSqueezin@reddit
I hope big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off
realelijahion@reddit
You mean… coitus?
TroutBite@reddit
On you maybe..
Jaymcmlxx@reddit
At least I’m house broken
Bontkers@reddit
Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn!
Wwiiilll@reddit
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
No_Can_5389@reddit
Calmer than you are.
Over_Fly7046@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
Keepeating71@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie
elmachow@reddit
Are you employed, sir? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
AwattoAnalog@reddit
Far out.
bigveefrm72@reddit
Did that not occur to you, man? Sir?
Fun_Chef134@reddit
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
VandalGenseric@reddit
Mister Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
ReachAround_Sue@reddit
This is my favorite quote in the whole movie
Dangerous-Basket-902@reddit
I say this all the time.
Crumby2222@reddit
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening,
Rancor_Keeper@reddit
“Owing money to everyone around town…”
Pnmamouf1@reddit
New shit has come to light
Baronvonkludge@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
freakmicrophone@reddit
Okay dude, have it your way
Ambitious-Visual-315@reddit
Can’t wait to see this post disappear in 3 hours, apparently everything’s a fucking travesty
Pitiful-North-2781@reddit
A wiser feller’n myself once said, some days you eat the maudes…
Air911@reddit
Yes, the post made it to the sub, you're reading it on the sub.
BlankSlate400@reddit
You told Brandt, he told me.
RelativeKick1681@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
CrystlBluePersuasion@reddit
Parla usted Ingles??
RelativeKick1681@reddit
Well no. Come on man, I’m not trying to scam you.
ForGrateJustice@reddit
Brandt can't watch otherwise he has to pay $100
jaguirre80@reddit
Yes, yes!
anditcounts@reddit
No it did not look like the Maude’s were about to crack.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
Hagfist@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
TheBoromancer@reddit
Am I what?
TheBoromancer@reddit
Only with you, man!!
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
I’m a Maude, so that’s what you call me
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
Calmer than you are
UrbanCobra@reddit
You mean coitus?
MrIceCreamMane@reddit
8 year-olds dude
md2224@reddit
You got any promising leads?
Tank-Pilot74@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting..
happyme321@reddit
Nice marmot
GapApprehensive2727@reddit
Coitus?
GapApprehensive2727@reddit
This aggression will not stand That's just your opinion man He fixes the cable The rug really tied the room together Careful there's a beverage here
llamaclone@reddit
I don’t know sir.
DavidForPresident@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
Travelingman9229@reddit
Vagina?
dB_Manipulator@reddit
That.. and a pair of testicles.
peauxtheaux@reddit
You know the guy?
Mobile-Boss-8566@reddit
Well like that’s your opinion man!
R1pp3R23@reddit
Is this…What day is this?
PonerBenis6@reddit
“Who is this gentleman, Dude?!”
Top-Attitude3883@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs
Top-Attitude3883@reddit
You mean coitus?
AskEntire2265@reddit
What day is this?
Bateman18@reddit
8 year olds Dude....
PineSolSmoothie@reddit
Here's six:
1: Yeah, well, that's just your opinion, man.
2: That rug really tied the room together.
3: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
4: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
5: That creep can roll, man.
6: What in God's name are you blathering about?
HidingInPlainSite404@reddit
Just ask him about the car, man.
EastOregonLad@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
I mind, man! The Dude minds!
crackpipecardozo@reddit
Lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous.
Archie_Flowers@reddit
This is what happens Larry!
TroyDude12@reddit
The Quote: “I'm just gonna go find a cash”
SnooComics7744@reddit
Couple oat sodas
samn32@reddit
I dig your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin’
psyop-larry@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, Man!
traindodge@reddit
Employed???
GuessDizzy196@reddit
Ohh, that must be exhausting.
mat_srutabes@reddit
Careful man, there's a beverage here!
chaimsteinLp@reddit
I bought a bumper sticker with that saying and put it on my car. I never do that except for this quote.
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
this is our concern dude
LifesJobber@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
igordon332@reddit
Who the fuck are the Kneutsons?
Dry_Razzmatazz_4067@reddit
I know that guy, he’s a nihilist
Thatsgonnamakeamark@reddit
Lotta ins, Lotta outs.....
nastynate248@reddit
THANK YOU DONNIE
todayIsinlgehandedly@reddit
They’re gonna cut your dick off man
az459@reddit
My rug was also stolen
Same_Raise6473@reddit
You mean coitus?
RelativeKick1681@reddit
Well no. Come on man, I’m not trying to scam you.
Wreckenridge@reddit
That’s just like, your opinion, man
Occumsmachete@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Gutterballs98@reddit
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?
CrystlBluePersuasion@reddit
The Dude's not in. Leave a message after the beep. It takes a minute...
greyzarjonestool@reddit
Hhhh….hhh…hheeyyy hey, This is a private residence, man. I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening
juiceman503@reddit
Wave of the future, 100% electronic.
Eastern-Surprise-830@reddit
I still jerk off manually.
Used-Ask5805@reddit
Stfu Donny
safetycommittee@reddit
That’s Walter
Used-Ask5805@reddit
Yeah I knew that. My overstimmed brain just assumed from the movie in general hahah. Sorry
safetycommittee@reddit
No need to apologize. Dude On
fasteddie131@reddit
Hey! There's a beverage here man!
ass_grass_or_ham@reddit
You human paraquat.
crypticaldevelopment@reddit
Phone’s ringing dude
GrimeyJosh@reddit
“Thats fucking interesting, man. Thats fucking interesting!”
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
I know my rights, man.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
He’s out of his element.
juiceman503@reddit
And a good day to you sir!
safetycommittee@reddit
Walter said that
downtune79@reddit
WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING PARK RANGER NOW?
IZZO79@reddit
That’s not the preferred nomenclature.
safetycommittee@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude when you heard that?
dohboy420@reddit
… that and a pair of testicles.
almafuerte12@reddit
Life goes on…
hotgarbage2@reddit
You're friend with a cleft asshole?
crest_of_humanity@reddit
Lot of ins and outs, a lot of what have yous
Also: new shit has come to light…has it ever occurred to you
Next-Independent-477@reddit
Far out.
jodonald@reddit
Well, that's just like, your opinion... man
What in gods holy name are you blathering about?
This is not nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Obviously you are not a golfer.
Jackie treehorn treats objects like women.
Shut the fuck up donny!
left-of-the-jokers@reddit
The fuck are you talking about?
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
That’s just like…your opinion, man
RelativeKick1681@reddit
This is number one.
henrydaiv@reddit
Well...thats like yoir opinion man
jodonald@reddit
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole
Rfunkpocket@reddit
um sure, that and a pair of testicles
I_only_post_here@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine
badgerpointer@reddit
You see what happens Larry!
krkls2@reddit
The Dude Abides
stavis23@reddit
Random strangers break into the dude’s house, smashing his record player etc. …“He-heyy, this a private residence, man”
JinzoSpoon@reddit
I'm sorry if you're stepmother is a nympho
NervousMoose6534@reddit
Johnson??
tnunnster@reddit
Nothing is fucked here Dude.
philgrad@reddit
That must be exhausting.
RelativeKick1681@reddit
Look, I’ve got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh–you know?
Glittering-Can-1348@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
RelativeKick1681@reddit
I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about! I got information–new shit has come to light and–shit, man! She kidnapped herself!
RelativeKick1681@reddit
Well sure, look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers– and that’s cool, that’s cool– butI’m saying, she needs money, and of course they’re gonna say they didn’t get it ‚cause she wants more, man, she’s gotta feed the monkey, I mean– hasn’t that ever occurred to you…? Sir?
Glittering-Can-1348@reddit
I'm just going to go find a cash machine...
EarthWindandLiar@reddit
If you arnt into the whole brevity thing… man
Busted_Douglas@reddit
I Am the Walrus, Dude
tgold77@reddit
I got a rash.
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
This aggression will not stand man
MannyBothans_15@reddit
Duder?
booger-boss@reddit
Careful man there's a beverage here!!!
Cobalt11235@reddit
He fixes the cable?
ReactionObjective439@reddit
That’s one helluva caucasian, Jackie
greenberg17493@reddit
That's just like your opinion, man.
greenberg17493@reddit
That's just like your opinion, man.
ThrowDeepALWAYS@reddit
Leads? Yeah sure , I’ll just check with the crime lab, they’re bringing in 4 more detectives, they got us working in shifts!
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
Let me explain something about The Dude.
NickyRaZz@reddit
That’s just like….your opinion, man
Stay away from my special lady friend
bluntmonkey@reddit
I hate the fucking Eagles, man!
Nirvana_Fan311@reddit
Look man, new shit has come to light
goosedog79@reddit
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
jeffreyclayborn@reddit
I need my fucking johnson!
mtnevs@reddit
I dig your style too man
Sea_Damage9357@reddit
You human paraquat!
Such a great insult.
cra3ig@reddit
That rug really tied the room together.
CHNLNK@reddit
"This aggression will not stand."
DaimoMusic@reddit
Fucking Fascist!
SeaABrooks@reddit
Take the 4 dollars!
Prudent_Falafel_7265@reddit
Oh, man. My thinking about this case has become very uptight.
Cycleyourbike27@reddit
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
SnarkAtTheMoon@reddit
Yeah- a real reactionary…
AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit
Yeah, well… that’s just like, uh… your opinion, man.
Regular-Amoeba5455@reddit
You are out of your element if you think that quote touched the top 6.
folic_riboflavin@reddit
She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers (the Dude clocks Lebowski’s expression) — ha, and that’s cool, that’s that’s cool —
Appropriate-Rush6341@reddit
Papers mainly business papers
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
That's a bummer man
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Not on the rug, man.
CosmicDisciple@reddit
"Obviously you're not a golfer..."
Flexbottom@reddit
Coitus
idubbkny@reddit
sometimes you eat the bear...
dhlthecobra@reddit
Fuckin’ A man. I got a rash, man. Fuckin’ A
herberstank@reddit
Is this a... what day is this?
ailmy77@reddit
Is today a ….? What day is it ?