Cheap delicious no cook meal
Posted by HeavyArmsJin@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 91 comments
A tub of silken tofu, a can of baked beans and half a dozen cream crackers all mashed up to make a cheap and filling meal
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
A dash of soy sauce and sesame for taste
shsburner@reddit
I like that most of the ppl who have little-to-no issue with this seem to be Asian 😅 I’d love to see a study about acceptable food textures/combos across cultures
This to me feels extremely familiar, I might have to try it. Do the crackers not go soggy?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Yea it's still crunchy for the most part
Potential_Fix_2204@reddit
Good?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
It's not the most delicious thing in the world but it's a quick and satisfying fix for your hunger
Wicked_Wolf17@reddit
Looked like a really shitty poutine not gonna lie
buhcheery@reddit
Yes “no cook” as in I’m not going to cook it
AbanaClara@reddit
I just got wisdom teeth extraction yesterday and i cant eat a thing. I will gobble this shit up holy fuck i am ao hungry
langolier92@reddit
I see chunks of tonsil stones!
RealMadara-Uchiha@reddit
Did you make it in your stomach first?
bokehtoast@reddit
Just because you can eat it doesnt make it a meal
whoisalireza@reddit
Thats what good pussy sounds like
nothisistheotherguy@reddit
Maybe
Nope
Don’t consider that a benefit here
Got me there
fapperoni_zah@reddit
This is why it is important to brush your teeth.
chunkydunker9@reddit
A nice bowl of tonsil stones, mmmm
scarcolossus@reddit
Sir, I don’t think you should be eating the waste from a liposuction clinic…
BarTendiesss@reddit
What a terrible day to have eyes
greenbastard1591@reddit
withbellson@reddit
Awh, it’s still warm! Why would I do this?!
Old-Swimming2799@reddit
Like a fatty sloppy Joe
Doglover4561@reddit
I hate this description
HonestTangerine2@reddit
Ngl I gagged a bit at this comment lol
Wolf_Doggie@reddit
Is that an apple pie that you stomped with your bare feet like how people crush grapes for wine?
Inevitable_Nobody733@reddit
Thought this was apple pie. It is not. I am sad.
I-love-to-poop@reddit
I thought it was Leche Flan
CaptainNinjaClassic@reddit
I thought it was a peach cobbler, now I'm hungry...
worditsbird@reddit
Same thought, then they says tofu and beans 🤮
Kamelasa@reddit
I swear there are some crackers in there, also.
sleepymans@reddit
buddy your stomach can't handle tofu and beans? your arteries will be cement by the age of 30
ShirtPanties@reddit
Not liking the flavour of tofu and tinned baked beans = poor diet full of junk and cholesterol ?
sleepymans@reddit
yes that is exactly what i said verbatim. bar for bar.
7Portto@reddit
i thought a poutine at first 🙂↔️
rightoff303@reddit
Beans crackers and tofu?
Not gonna lie that sounds bomb lol
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
I cannot support this much beige.
No_Clock2390@reddit
You have a future as a chef
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Thanks bruh nicest thing someone said to me all day lol
anawkwardemt@reddit
He meant prison chef
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
This reminds me of that Key and Peele hell kitchen sketch lol
DreamAlter@reddit
And it's sarcastic 💀
Trick-Blackberry-180@reddit
Ah another good fellow with great taste, i had the same for lunch, only replaced crackers with bread and added soy sauce. 啊，又是一个口味很好的好家伙，我午餐也吃了一样的，只是用面包替换了饼干，还加了酱油。
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Fried_puri@reddit
Putting taste aside (I think it would be fine) it seems like a lot of food. Do you really eat the whole thing in one sitting? A tub of tofu, a whole can of beans?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
They go down really easy, that said you could probably feed two people who are just a tad hungry
I usually skip lunch or eat a stick of ice cream so I have a bigger appetite during dinner time
Green-Return-2579@reddit
Looks cheap and filling tbh
MauschiMcMauschn@reddit
That’s not a meal, that’s a war crime
Pooplayer1@reddit
Crushed up crackers + liquidish food of some kind always works quite well.
I used to make a red slop where its crushed crackers + mashed up sardines in tomato sauce
Expensive-Trick8553@reddit
bro it looks like the mars rover took that image
restfulkitten52@reddit
Needs hot sauce lol
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Great idea, would add Tabasco next time
This_Price_1783@reddit
There's a next time?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Yea I just started eating some variation of this recipe for dinner like a couple of times a week
Switching out some ingredients here and there and see if they will work like swap the baked beans with natto
ForeverHall0ween@reddit
Wtf
BadHaycock@reddit
A chilli oil or laoganma would go hard, silken tofu is often eaten as a cold dish with it
restfulkitten52@reddit
Absolutely. Or some sriracha
TaylorWK@reddit
mmmm yummy! Vomit topped with tonsil stones!
Nothing2SeeMinistry@reddit
I get tofu and soya sauce , but baked beans i where i draw the line
CloudBun_@reddit
it may look like slop but it’s a good source of protein and nutrients 😎
BudderscotchPudding@reddit
Who hurt you?
Crotean@reddit
Tofu and Pickles are the two foods I think are unfit for human consumption and should be banned by international law. This looks horrifying.
SalamanderPop@reddit
Is the flavor just "a little salty"? Are you English by any chance?
Odd-Scientist-2529@reddit
Has to be. Cream crackers are a little salty and not filled with sweet cream.
plums12@reddit
This image will never leave my mind
ShirtPanties@reddit
:(
oliveoilcrisis@reddit
Is this a cry for help?
unabletocomprehendd@reddit
What in the fuck
fishesar@reddit
:(
801ms@reddit
I can't lie it doesn't look nearly as bad as everyone's saying, I'd 100% eat this. I'm sure it's a hell of a lot tastier than it looks as well
LogosMaximaXV@reddit
Reminds me of taho, a delicacy here in the Philippines.
K9WorkingDog@reddit
This looks British
ghostthemost@reddit
I was afraid to click on this link and find out the ingredients. Was it going to be savory or sweet... Definitely both
ParzivalD@reddit
You eating the stuffing from your couch cushions?
DeathWish111@reddit
Poutine?
titebeewhole@reddit
Is the delicious meal in the room with us now?
skinflakesasconfetti@reddit
See, when I was younger this would have been a fine meal, I'd have gulped it down.
Now that I'm old, all I can think about is how I'd probably blow around the room like deflating balloon from the crazy amount of gas I'd have.
Getting old sucks.
NippleSalsa@reddit
Thanks for the giggle mate
Spleenzorio@reddit
I thought you put Costco poutine in a blender for 1 second
OzzieGrey@reddit
Lol. My wife thought it was poutine for a second.
Snowbound11@reddit
Looks like a massive collection of tonsil stones.
SignificanceWitty210@reddit
At first glance I thought you put cheese curds in apple pie and I’m not sure which has me more disturbed
2ndharrybhole@reddit
Oh hell no
FartsWithNeighbours@reddit
MrBeverly@reddit
Literally gagged at this twice. Thanks you for starting my sunday off right God bless you
Puzzleheaded_Bar_610@reddit
I'm gonna try this out one day.
Korean_Sandwich@reddit
I thought this was reverse engineered poutine
Maksilla@reddit
I think it doesn't sound as bad as it looks, I'd like to try it.
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
The tofu and crackers balance out the strong taste of the bean sauce, I like it quite a bit
Glittering_Tune_5461@reddit
Sir
Mistergreens1de@reddit
Ngl I thought this was some variation of apple pie at first
Unlikely_Outside1502@reddit
I thought someone threw up a poutine lol
lucky_gen@reddit
Looks …slimy.
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Yea the crackers are really crucial for the mouth feel since they provide the crunch and texture