Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
Posted by pop-d0g@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 34 comments
Posted by pop-d0g@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 34 comments
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
You got a date Wednesday baby!
handsomeape95@reddit
New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software.
Confident-Weird-4202@reddit
Fister Roboto
handsomeape95@reddit
Domo arigato.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Is that what this is?
therealtwomartinis@reddit
In a sense, yes.
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
They’re forgetting that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone
Zarniwoooop@reddit
The design is very human
AskEntire2265@reddit
Which ones Logjammin'?
The_Minion_of_Gozer@reddit
Can Brandt watch?
Braiseitall@reddit
Not with your hand! My hand, stupid!!
The_Minion_of_Gozer@reddit
Don’t grab my fuckin’ hand!
D-Flo1@reddit
Joke yourself
thedude34@reddit
Our troubles are over.
D-Flo1@reddit
After this what have you
San_Cannabis@reddit
I still prefer to jerk off manually
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
Of course you do
Roderto@reddit
The inventor treats objects like women, man.
Bluvsnatural@reddit
Regrettably, standards have fallen.
Aggressive_Owl9587@reddit
Do you see what happens when you fist a stranger in the ass Larry!
Aggressive_Owl9587@reddit
Jerkomatic 2000
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Could you please slide your shorts down?
SeaBag8211@reddit
Um, dude, who is this man?
LongStable6837@reddit
Wasn’t this a storyline in The Big Bang Theory?
rational_overthinker@reddit
Do you have a job, sir???
Pitiful-North-2781@reddit
I’d appreciate it if you came
ScowlyBrowSpinster@reddit
I call it the Treehorny Hand.
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
Far out, man. Far fucking out!
No-Flight-4214@reddit
Cyborg Butter churn
brb9911@reddit
Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson"
2wheelsThx@reddit
It can be used for a natural, zesty, solo enterprise.
ThatsJeem@reddit
The fuckit bucket haha
Orkuneu@reddit
he fuckin' hates the Eagles man
bart_may@reddit
I can get you a hand, Dude. Believe me there are ways you don't wanna know. I can get you semi automatic hand with two buckets for ashes by 1 PM