Poutine
Posted by Miss_st3amybroc@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 102 comments
From an ice cream shop in rural northern michigan
Posted by Miss_st3amybroc@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 102 comments
From an ice cream shop in rural northern michigan
SmartTea1138@reddit
_Al_Gore_Rhythm_@reddit
This may actually be considered a war crime against Canada.
werealldoomed47@reddit
Will you invade?
Please? He never shuts up it could be easy.
I'll go to Tom Hortons every day and make poutine a staple of my diet*.
That won't be much of a sacrifice I love potato gravy and cheese.
I will betray America for your invasion.
Several_Razzmatazz51@reddit
Maybe you should go to Tim Horton’s instead.
werealldoomed47@reddit
Well that would require me going to Canada which I can't.
As much as I would love to illegally immigrate up there I do have reasons in the US to stay.. for now
EwaGold@reddit
Agreed, I do wish the chips were a bit crisper in regular poutine. Do canuks call fries chips? Don’t hate me I’m the son of Canadian immigrants and never had poutine until I was in my 20s
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
Nah we call em fries. And I would never hate someone for trying to deepen their true poutine knowledge.
Rays_LiquorSauce@reddit
What do you call the trucks that sell em in lots and side of the road
EwaGold@reddit
❤️ damnit your manners always get me. Thanks my friend. I think it’s about time I took my family to the motherland. Might not come back
MarmosetRevolution@reddit
We only call them chips if the are part of "Fish and Chips" Otherwise they're fries.
AndrewMacDonell@reddit
This poutine has violated every article of the Geneva convention
Emmibolt@reddit
Came here to say this. As a Canadian, I declare war on this ice cream shop in rural northern Michigan!!!
thesleepjunkie@reddit
Those look like pretzel bites covered in the most atrocious looking gravy, where the fuck is the cheese eh.
Jlegend33@reddit
pou pou
Emotional-Dot-4409@reddit
More like poo with no cheese lol
Light_inc@reddit
More like putain
SHARLON668@reddit
Too scared to try this
zorggalacticus@reddit
More like Bootyne
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Pootine
(I’m guessing someone beat me to it but whatever)
ChefAsstastic@reddit
Poo-tine
Appropriate-One-8989@reddit
Im taking one of those right now
twcau@reddit
r/poutinecrimes
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
Idk what kind of fucking place Michigan is but that's not a goddamn poutine
The00Taco@reddit
It's like drunk Canada
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
You know what, I can fuck with that as a Canadian that's currently drunk.
werealldoomed47@reddit
What do you think about Pennsylvania
Unfortunately we have Amish. But they make good bologna.
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
Idk but a butter mustard and bologna sandwich is pretty solid
werealldoomed47@reddit
That bologna is on point. Like smear some good local mustard on the bread, fry the bologna next door, make a grilled cheese out of it and .....can I have a visa?
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
I'll have a chat with my buddy Carney, I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
hoodoo-operator@reddit
As if Canada didn't have enough reason to be mad at us.
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
We can get through this together, all we need are squeaky cheese curds.
Doglover4561@reddit
Canada wants to have a word
JohnnyLongbone@reddit
Poo-tine
SpaceBiking@reddit
What the hell is that? 🤮
This is NOT poutine
Dry-Palpitation-2165@reddit
It looks like really painfull gastro internal struggles😅
Elbarto_007@reddit
anoonn412@reddit
I think this is some kind of chocolate covered pretzel “poutine”. So a poorly named dessert I hope
Miss_st3amybroc@reddit (OP)
No this was gravy woth pretzels and Cheese curds .. or fried tofu? Not sure
MadTapprr@reddit
That’s my guess as well
stead10@reddit
I’d be poutine that right in the trash
Avenging-Sky@reddit
Poutine que lo parió
Halgha@reddit
Recipe: French fries in kfc gravy.
ToquesAndMittens@reddit
Pooptine
Talullah_Belle@reddit
That routine poutine is not appetizing.
-StelioKontos@reddit
More like pootine 💩
Dommy_Dommy@reddit
Beat me to it.
WilliamGrantham80@reddit
And me...
frohrweck@reddit
And my axe!
ErectioniSelectioni@reddit
And my ass that pootine comes out of
yourastrologywhore@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
thehooove@reddit
WHAT NO
thehooove@reddit
How is it so freaking hard to make poutine??
goblinhands000@reddit
Man I just saw this after seeing a monkey shit in his hand and eat it on CFV. Similar vibes.
Shutln@reddit
Is there a diarrhea food porn sub? lol
jabracadaniel@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
mboyde@reddit
It's this one. You're here. Welcome.
TheHaseoTOD@reddit
Is the poutine in the room with us now?
shartnado3@reddit
That’s straight up pooptine
greenbastard1591@reddit
TooMuchBroccoli@reddit
It actually kind of looks like profiterole
CookiesandContraband@reddit
Is it?
Interesting_Event_68@reddit
This is a messy poutine crime.
Honestbabe2021@reddit
I though it was chocolate covered beignets
Tomavogic@reddit
Putin
playmayker@reddit
I'm not poutine that in my mouth
ZombieChief@reddit
Daaaaaaaaaad!
Dipshit_Mcdoodles@reddit
Are you Jay Pritchett?
playmayker@reddit
😂
ZombieChief@reddit
Canada should invade that ice cream shop.
ilymag@reddit
Pooptine
Remarkable-Eye-9182@reddit
Looks good, but not poutine.
andrewbud420@reddit
Pardon?
HellaAdorableBunBunz@reddit
I’m getting angry 😤 😭
DuckInCup@reddit
looks better than the shit ass poutine that's been standardized here
Lank-Man@reddit
WHERE’S THE CHEESE?!!
Xushuh@reddit
The owner of that ice cream shop will not be seeing the pearly gates for serving this
last-of-the-mohicans@reddit
But is it really? Ima good with fries n gravy
MrBenSampson@reddit
I have no idea what that is, but it’s not poutine. Poutine is such a simple dish, but Americans somehow can’t figure it out.
JunglePygmy@reddit
r/poutinefromabutt
MisterBaker55@reddit
As an American I have no idea what poo-tin is but I sure as hell know it ain't that.
hatecriminal@reddit
I'm not poutine that in my mouth. Or any other opening.
Background-Belt-2202@reddit
Vladimir Poutine?
Ostrichmonger@reddit
You can’t throw gravy on literally any food and call it poutine, goddamn
One-Arrival7955@reddit
What
GayAssBeagle@reddit
POO
Lowermains@reddit
Whoa, who shat on the plate?
DragonScrivner@reddit
Poo what now?
edgefinder@reddit
Tabarnak!!
Diligent_Ad_7582@reddit
This looks like Marrowbone dog treats in gravy... wtf bud
donuttrackme@reddit
Where?
viper77707@reddit
This reminds me of "Norm's poutine" from your mom's house podcast. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're probably a better person for it 😬
BAMspek@reddit
No it’s not.
gonzagylot00@reddit
BLURGH!
Clumsy_Cheeseburger@reddit
Why would you lie to us like that?
salehmo@reddit
pretty sure r/PoutineCrimes needs to see this
superbirdbot@reddit
That ain’t it, mate.
canolafly@reddit
Poutine it out of its misery.
TekieScythe@reddit
Uh, where are the chips?
RemotePotatoe@reddit
Thumbnail looks like a frog in bbq sauce.
Big_Boooosh@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
IllBlacksmith8712@reddit
As a Canadian this is Shit in a box 😭 Hope it tasted good at least?
beardostein@reddit
Are those pretzels?