Me after making a post, wondering what mood the Maudes are in and if they will consider this obviously relevant or “no connection, your roll”. Let’s watch…
Posted by BobsMustache@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 92 comments

Bontkers@reddit
I just posted that fucking thing last week!! Dios mio mang!
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a keyboard out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and tap the fucking keys 'til it goes 'click click click click click
Bontkers@reddit
😂😂 Fuckin A!
murphanduncas@reddit
Well, they can fuckin unpost it!
dhlthecobra@reddit
I told that fuck down at this sub office... who's in charge of removing?
Grip-my-juiceky@reddit
Modhalter
dhlthecobra@reddit
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't post on Shabbos!
tditman2@reddit
They already posted it
dhlthecobra@reddit
They can fuckin' unpost it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit
Are these guys gonna hurt us Walter?
ForGrateJustice@reddit
No Donny, these men are cowards.
WalterSobchak40@reddit
Darkness washed over u/BobsM ustache
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
Darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night.
ForGrateJustice@reddit
There was noooo bottom
no_bender@reddit
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING MONITOR REDDIT!
diacachimba@reddit
Could you please keep your voices down --this is a family subreddit.
ForGrateJustice@reddit
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
AlexTrebek_@reddit
It seems as though sometimes the Maudes don’t pick up on the subtle nuance of deeper connections in which this movie shares a good many topics with almost any range of content. Whether its politics, war, rules, bowling, art, Clearwater, surfing, Folgers, quintets, the whites, or sucking cock for $1,000 there’s a lot of small relevances that could go pretty deep, but they’re given no chance for conception.
I get it’s a popular sub, but I’d like some of these posts to stay and finish their coffee.
professor_goodbrain@reddit
The Maude’s are real reactionaries?
millsarrr@reddit
They're working in shifts.
BestRiver8735@reddit
LEADS!
ForGrateJustice@reddit
What the hell is that smell??
AlexTrebek_@reddit
Some of it feels auto-Mauded if its a cross post and it doesn’t get traction quickly. But I sure would hope the Maudes still Maude-off manually.
In the parlance of our times.
SeaBag8211@reddit
I still jerk off manually
safetycommittee@reddit
A lot of ins, a lot of outs.
CommentsFromTBL@reddit
At least it's an ethos.
seahawk1977@reddit
Don't forget the beaver posts.
TheRealPallando@reddit
The posts themselves make some men uncomfortable.
Reppate@reddit
Vagina.
strolls@reddit
You mean coitus?
TheRealPallando@reddit
Don't be fatuous u/strolls
No_Brain_5164@reddit
Love me, Jeffrey.
SeaBag8211@reddit
Nice marmet.
lebroski_@reddit
Or the creedence
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
Or it just has nothing to do with the movie exept the title added to it.
rememberrappingduke@reddit
… so after the what have you
kinkyslc1@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know.
ForGrateJustice@reddit
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.
MilaVaneela@reddit
It’s like OP said, man, you look for the Maude who will delete the post, and uh, uh, y’know-
therealtwomartinis@reddit
What's a Maude, Walter?
SeaBag8211@reddit
You don't want to know.
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
MilaVaneela@reddit
I am the walrusssssssss-
useless_modern_god@reddit
This is our concern Dude.
DarioJames@reddit
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
remelign@reddit
That's marvelous!
SmoovyJ@reddit
You’re not dealing with morons, Lebowski
Archie_Flowers@reddit
He probably modded himself
anditcounts@reddit
OP is in seclusion in the West Wing.
Mulliganasty@reddit
Breaking character to give some love to our Maudes. A few months ago it got pretty spicy up in here with the politics and for the most part they abided...knowing that TBL is, in fact, a political movie.
I mean, even this lazy ass post has been up for fours hours on reddit, which puts it in the running for the laziest of all time.
Welp, that about does her, wraps her all up.
anditcounts@reddit
That's how the whole darn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself...
dhlthecobra@reddit
It’s a pretty good post don’t ya think?
Mulliganasty@reddit
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
BestRiver8735@reddit
It's a league game, Smokey.
MrA-skunk@reddit
Oh man, my thinking about this case has become very uptight!
radarksu@reddit
Well, there's not a literal connection...
whererusteve@reddit
Walter face it, there isn't any connection!
PS I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to see this.
WatchHores@reddit
O.T.L.
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
But I wudn’t over.
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
You think I'm fucking around?! Mark it “no connection, your roll!”
JayrassicPark@reddit
Nihilists with giant scissors after your CHONSON
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
You never went to college.
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various sub Reddits, smoking Thai sticks, and bowling.
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
You're in luck. The Maudes, currently:
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
Jesus…
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
You said it, mang
supahfligh@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
Is this a…what sub is this?
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
Maude Lebowski?
BobsMustache@reddit (OP)
My rants have been commended as being strongly obvious, which bothers some Maudes
InsuranceThen9352@reddit
Just checked in too see what condition your condition was in.
StupidUsernameName@reddit
The Maudes really hate the Eagles, man.
allshookdown@reddit
Maudes???? Hahaahahahahahahahahahaha
lebroski_@reddit
They got em working in shifts!
Complex_Ingenuity_26@reddit
Ah, that must be exhausting.
Complex_Ingenuity_26@reddit
Well that’s just like, the Maudes’ opinions, man
Travelingman9229@reddit
Let’s see how this fairs
Air911@reddit
Those posts really tied the sub together did they not?
TheModWhoShaggedMe@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
10BAW@reddit
Stay out of Malibu deadbeat!
Fun-Illustrator5642@reddit
Fuckin Fascists
OhNoTheDawnPatrol@reddit
Also, let's not forget, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic... you know, within the city... that aint legal either.
Key_Country3756@reddit
Stand by for the estimable League of Park Rangers!
DaDudedudedude1234@reddit
The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!
Left-Percentage708@reddit
You might fool the fucks in the league office but you don't fool Jesus
allshookdown@reddit
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
Mark it zero!
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
You mean vagina?
ahoypolloi_@reddit
Bah’s over there…
JayJoeJeans@reddit
Obviously you're not a golfer
cpr4life8@reddit
Is this your homework?