Gavin & Stacey - nailed to doors

Fortunately, the tv show Gavin & Stacey is no more, but my crazy idea is to resurrect the program but have each main cast member nailed to a door. For authenticitie’s sake I'd suggest using real nails, but health and safety might cause a fuss so you'd probably have to make do with make up and special effects instead. Sample dialogue Nessa: Hey (whatever the name of the other character is) would you like to go to the chippy? James Cordon: I'd love that, but as we've both been nailed to doors, I think that'll be a bit difficult.