Dallas feels like the real-life Mordor.. with the eyeball that sees everything
Posted by Responsible-Pass-657@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 16 comments
Every time I walk past it, feels like it’s judging me for parking on Elm
ckjohn@reddit
Why do you think they put a wall around it?
3-DMan@reddit
If we could get that thing to move around, we'd have our own half-ass Vegas sphere!
Various_Mode_519@reddit
I used to be able to see it from my apartment
AcceptableGiraffe775@reddit
using this as an excuse to rewatch the extended editions
Responsible-Pass-657@reddit (OP)
The whole trilogy, again and again lol
leere68@reddit
Quick! Hit it with the Visine!
jeremysbrain@reddit
The blood vessels on the Eye of Dallas should get more intense/less intense based on the current pollen count.
Responsible-Pass-657@reddit (OP)
Nice idea lol It would basically stay bloodshot from March to October 🤧
flameo_hotmon@reddit
I always thought the Chase Tower looked like the tower of mordor
Responsible-Pass-657@reddit (OP)
Gandalf screaming: "Whatever comes through that gate… you will stand your high ground.” The Dallas Eyeball rolls out. Gandalf: “Ruuuuuun!!”
Exciting_Classic277@reddit
Put it in reunion tower.
Responsible-Pass-657@reddit (OP)
And make it blink once in a while
Exciting_Classic277@reddit
Laser?
YoungLightning@reddit
Dead center of the sphere looking down on 35.
Exciting_Classic277@reddit
And make it spin again.
Responsible-Pass-657@reddit (OP)
Gandalf wasn’t ready