I identify as a duck and my parents are mad

Posted by Bulky-Statement-2923@reddit | WeirdWings | View on Reddit | 2 comments

I woke up this morning feeling very depressed and upset and felt like something was missing then I was driving and saw a duck crossing the road I realised it was my mum so I got out the car and chased her she got scared and ran away saying quack quack I realised I’m actually a duck and a evil witch turned me human do you know any witches that can make me a duck again so I can join my family