Hear Me Out Reunion Tower + The Sphere in Vegas
Posted by butt-scratcher@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 56 comments

Posted by butt-scratcher@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 56 comments
ReagansAssChaps@reddit
Phuking Jeenius!
Stuckinthepooper@reddit
It’s a penis
butt-scratcher@reddit (OP)
That's a penis!
PhoenixAquarium@reddit
No. I dread driving at that section of the city. Unfortunately, my family lives in that direction. I just moved here so I am 2-3 on making the exit onto I-45.
Mikhailcohens3rd@reddit
Cool idea, but the owners wouldn’t spend the money. They cant afford to rotate it anymore.
truth-4-sale@reddit
I was there when it rotated. I saw a woman looking for her purse that she sat on the part that rotated.
SourDzzl@reddit
It has nothing to do with being able to afford it. It was a choice made by the new restaurant when they took over after the Wolfgang Puck place closed. They cited liability issues and a clash with their concept as the reasons for not using the feature.
There's also an event space below the restaurant that still rotates when they host events there.
ItsMeGunSafetyDwight@reddit
Just add two more spheres at the bottom and we’re a national landmark
truth-4-sale@reddit
This is the way...
kerfuffle7@reddit
The Dallas Phallus
Separate_Flamingo_93@reddit
The Johnson. LB of course.
Twisted_lurker@reddit
The Coxm
ALargeHotCarl@reddit
Franks and beans!
zkfoster@reddit
They do at Christmas. Pair of big red… ornaments.
SharkSheppard@reddit
Maybe a water fountain show on top too!
butt-scratcher@reddit (OP)
Everything is always bigger in TexasJohnson!
Flaky_Bandicoot2363@reddit
I imagine it would be a popular shooting target.
doink992000@reddit
Lol, that's actually not a bad idea. They're slipping with the maintenance on the reunion tower anyway.
ManthiBoo@reddit
You mean the lights that are always out or is there more?
doink992000@reddit
Yes! Always out.
im_confused_always@reddit
I'm being totally serious... Have y'all been to the fort Worth museum of science? I paid fifteen dollars to go see dark side of the moon and almost left after two songs because it was overwhelming. In a v good way.
Soundwave234@reddit
Hell nah, shit will turn into the eye of Mordor lol
misagrl@reddit
Put the bat signal on it and make it Gotham City lol.
strangelove4564@reddit
I was just reading the Sphere in Las Vegas is powered by 150 RTX A6000 video cards. Just one of those on Amazon is $5000 right now.
leere68@reddit
No, no, no. The yellow angry bird is triangular. For Sphere-union Tower, you'd need to use the red or the black angry birds.
syngyne@reddit
I can't imagine what kind of hassle would be involved in fixing one of the screens if it broke.
Ok-Metal-4719@reddit
But what movie will they show since Wizard of Oz is taken?
butt-scratcher@reddit (OP)
Debbie Does Dallas?
Particular-Loan5123@reddit
I gotta say, my prom night dinner there was somewhat underwhelming
Spare_Ad_9657@reddit
No
Independent-Art5101@reddit
Someone pays to turn it into a dickhead
MC_ScattCatt@reddit
Do it you cowards
TarryBuckwell@reddit
= even more accidents
BABarracus@reddit
Then it gets hacked and turned into a penis
No_Mycologist4488@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
Aware_Growth_6643@reddit
Say less.
TacticalTaco89@reddit
You would have to have the eye of suron at least twice a day looking around
jiminaknot@reddit
It would be like a mini sun causing eternal daytime with ads.
Sticky_Gravity@reddit
Shhhhh don’t give them ideas!!!!!!
Dionysus_the_Greek@reddit
Mini sun or mega sex toy with daytime ads...
By-C@reddit
At that point it’s basically the Eye of Sauron
UraniumRocker@reddit
I was already sold on the idea, but this would be rad
DumbBitchByLeaps@reddit
I need it to stare at 35 in complete disbelief 24/7
totallynotfromennis@reddit
Seems like it's already looking confused at the mixmaster
DumbBitchByLeaps@reddit
Can’t blame it honestly. I’m confused by other drivers when I have to drive the mixmaster.
I see you shitty Nissan driver who just cut across 4 lanes to get to an exit. And you Doge Ram driver who’s trying to bully every other vehicle on the road.
butt-scratcher@reddit (OP)
It would burn out and catch fire looking at thr mess that is 30 and 35.
ELECTRICMACHINE13@reddit
N O ¡!!¿!!!!¡!!!!!¡
totallynotfromennis@reddit
Nah, I like the classic charm of those giant lightbulbs making vague designs that are sometimes up for interpretation
Traditional_Tooth_12@reddit
I don’t hate it
A_Homestar_Reference@reddit
honestly would be amazing for some events, but probably annoying if it was constant.
Vizreki@reddit
Promote this man immediately
robinbpb@reddit
Very Cyberpunk, I like it.
Do-you-see-it-now@reddit
Just put some arms and legs on it and make it walk around looking like it’s crushing cars.
Powerful_Respect_400@reddit
I'm in!
swamp_donkey89@reddit
Think with you big head, not your small one.
flycasually@reddit
hahah this would be hilarious to see