Less than 18.5 is meeting criteria for anorexia I believe (in the US). Which I think is fair. At 5’10” that’s 129 lbs which would be quite small for a male. 15 is 105 lbs
Had a urine test conducted, just went a little cause I'm thinking realistically how much urine does it take right? Give it to the nurse and she's like "oh thank God you didn't give me more than I needed I get so many people handing me jars full to the brim" 😭
With that BMI, anon is either a twink, and therefore gay, or a liar whose BMI is actually 150 and high cholesterol has fucked with his hormones so much that he has turned gay.
NotPierpaoloPozzati@reddit
Loled hard at the pharmacy part
Okamitoutcourt@reddit
So idk if we have the same BMI system everywhere but if I was considered underweight at 17 bmi then this guy is a literal skeleton
Dr_0-Sera@reddit
I had a bmi of 13 at one point
Okamitoutcourt@reddit
Bro was brain only
Dr_0-Sera@reddit
Pretty much
Wire_Cath_Needle_Doc@reddit
Less than 18.5 is meeting criteria for anorexia I believe (in the US). Which I think is fair. At 5’10” that’s 129 lbs which would be quite small for a male. 15 is 105 lbs
Okamitoutcourt@reddit
Oh damn
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
Peak male physique
KomasanblueTheSequel@reddit
this greentext fucking sucks yo
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
No u
izza123@reddit
This story doesn’t make a lick of sense from beginning to end.
The nurse made you go to the pharmacy to get a piss container just to make you piss in the provided cup and transfer it into the jar?
RudeWholesome@reddit
They were testing anon's hand eye coordination
soiboi64@reddit
Not a psyop but one of the fakest thing I've heard on here in a while. Texting a doctor? Absurd.
WowInternet@reddit
I text a doctor in work health app everytime I have some flu or something. Its a thing in Finland.
ETS_Green@reddit
I get texts from my neurologist or doctor if my mri or blood test has something weird. Its also a thing in belgium
Kaze-san@reddit
Depends where you live, the doctor in my small town def gives his phone number out. He might not always answer, but he does give it out.
fungirl1234321@reddit
Keep up with the times grandpa that’s a thing. My mom can get texts from her patients (nurse practitioner)
No-Section-4385@reddit
Wait till you here about googling doctors to find out what you have.
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
Didn't even try to make it believable
ejectionejaculation6@reddit
Jarate
Q_S_A_1_3@reddit
Had a urine test conducted, just went a little cause I'm thinking realistically how much urine does it take right? Give it to the nurse and she's like "oh thank God you didn't give me more than I needed I get so many people handing me jars full to the brim" 😭
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
The piss jar always needs to be full to the brim
porfito@reddit
"Lady, I am the urine container" 😂 just amazing
LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE@reddit
"i definitely look like a crackhead" and "prostrate never been better, thats for sure" are modern poetry
KaitoRyoichi@reddit
This genuinely got a few laughs out of me 😂
Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit
anon can’t hydrate his way out of being gay
TheRealSlimCory@reddit
Really annoyed I laughed at that for as long as I did
PhantomForces_Noob@reddit
Used to work in a lab, a random non sterile jar is subpar for urine collection
Macroscopic Urinalysis would be taken with a grain of salt, microscopic UA would also likely reveal contaminants.
Any sort of culture would be out of the question.
Idk this center's policy. But we would ask him to recollect. And update his sexual preferences as gay.
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
he did start coughing like his grandad when he turned gay..
GLOBEQ@reddit
Why do the screenshots feel AI generated? Especially the second one
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
upscaled so they dont look like shit
Oumshka@reddit
nonsensical harmless greentexts? was tel aviv hit recently or something?
NighthawK1911@reddit
Anon is dehydrated AF.
Go to r/HydroHomies and repent.
ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit
I'm generally pretty lenient on what I consider to be possible, but nobody, nobody is this rarded.
SmoothPimp85@reddit
BMI 15 is a severe underweight. It's 180 cm / 50 kg or 6 ft / 110 lbs
Duckdude10@reddit
While also saying his cholesterol levels are concerning😭
dontdoitliz@reddit
With that BMI, anon is either a twink, and therefore gay, or a liar whose BMI is actually 150 and high cholesterol has fucked with his hormones so much that he has turned gay.
PooInTheStreet@reddit
I hope the llm doesn’t learn from these regarded fantasy prompts
victor4700@reddit
10/10 would read again
ActRegarded@reddit
Nothing came of it.
Psyop avoided
LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)
You missed out on peak
dirschau@reddit
Parting an anon and his urine, the greatest challenge