The one we use is a full sized box, with a ‘U’ shaped rail system in it. We had a 2,100 lb red angus they had to quarter and put on four hooks. Too big for their van otherwise.
We used to have one come out for our cows and pigs, it had a little hoist that swung out the back so the butcher could lift the animal and start the butchering process. It also had hooks in the inside to hang the animals. Irc they would gut, skin and sometimes quarter the animal in the field. The rest would be done at the shop.
This reminded me, as a kid in my neighborhood there was the Horlacher brothers. They were sex and crack addicts that loved to party with street hookers and talked about it constantly. We called em the whore lickers. I don't even remember their first names.
I remember back in like 6th grade waiting at the bus stop with the other kids, and the neighbor who's property was next to the stop had one of these swing by. That was a rough way to start school at that age.
There's a guy here in my little town who has something similar for hogs and deer. I can tell right now, if I were to go down there and do a smell test on it, it would reek to high heaven. That thing always stinks year-round.
SP4x@reddit
Contender for "Most concerning Camper Van Conversion"?
Basic-Art-9861@reddit
Oh, this is a reverse ambulance.
TomG883@reddit
"This isn't an ambulance! IT'S A GODDAMN HAMBULANCE!"
Basic-Art-9861@reddit
u/TomG883 won, I yield to your hambulance
TomG883@reddit
If you've never seen that scene it's gold.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQbgj9W-pE&pp=ygUXYW1lcmljYW4gZGFkIGhhbWJ1bGFuY2U%3D
Basic-Art-9861@reddit
I love you u/TomG883
TomG883@reddit
chknugetdino@reddit
TomG883@reddit
I see you out there fellow Dadder!
Aniquin@reddit
The part about eating too many granola bars is so real
chknugetdino@reddit
DONT YOU DARE TELL ME TO EAT ANOTHER NATURES HARVEST BAR…
TomG883@reddit
It really is heh
chknugetdino@reddit
YES YES YES I QUOTE THIS DAILY I LOVE YOU
Addicted-2Diving@reddit
Indeed
Vodnik-Dubs@reddit
Pretty neat idea. Here in the Midwest you could make a LOT of money with a setup like that during deer season.
AAA-VR6@reddit
Sweet Tooth's cousin drives this.
ozzy_thedog@reddit
Why does it need to be so narrow?
HotgunColdheart@reddit
Thats just the freezer, plenty of space for a couple of processed pigs/cows/opposing gang members.
torklugnutz@reddit (OP)
I think it’s for carrying sides of beef. Skinny so they don’t swing around and less volume of space to chill.
ima-bigdeal@reddit
The one we use is a full sized box, with a ‘U’ shaped rail system in it. We had a 2,100 lb red angus they had to quarter and put on four hooks. Too big for their van otherwise.
anotherkeebler@reddit
You do your butchering outside, with the carcass hanging from that extended rail.
OregonHotPocket@reddit
I do my butchering inside, with carcass hanging from an extended rail in a dirt walled room below my wife’s she shed
AutisticBonobo@reddit
So this is basically a portable hoist for cattle?
They make it sound like there's a mini slaughterhouse in the trailer.
Would be cool to see how it works and what's in the box.
ehayduke@reddit
We used to have one come out for our cows and pigs, it had a little hoist that swung out the back so the butcher could lift the animal and start the butchering process. It also had hooks in the inside to hang the animals. Irc they would gut, skin and sometimes quarter the animal in the field. The rest would be done at the shop.
Skimmer52@reddit
Thank you! Love mini-split!
EmergencySushi@reddit
The unfinished sequel to Monty Python’s Quest for the Holy Grail start with this thing rolling into town.
Whole-Debate-9547@reddit
Completely sanitary
ProcyonV@reddit
Wow, that's clever ! Wonder if there would be a market in France... Main concern would be polluted water disposal.
elkab0ng@reddit
It just needs a “free candy” sign to complete the vibe 🤣
CambridgeRunner@reddit
Puppies! Choice cuts all grades.
torklugnutz@reddit (OP)
It already says bacon!
ButtercreamGangster@reddit
This reminded me, as a kid in my neighborhood there was the Horlacher brothers. They were sex and crack addicts that loved to party with street hookers and talked about it constantly. We called em the whore lickers. I don't even remember their first names.
Skimmer52@reddit
I wanna see the inside 😳
Miguel-odon@reddit
BAMBAM-1981@reddit
https://goo.gl/maps/VBuA2aACXT4EyJQA9
simcrak@reddit
Yup! It's parked in the alley behind the store.
Miguel-odon@reddit
Airing out the back.
DickweedMcGee@reddit
Sounds like a cool NFL Nickname
The Mobile Slaughterhouse!!
GreenGhostBravo@reddit
I remember back in like 6th grade waiting at the bus stop with the other kids, and the neighbor who's property was next to the stop had one of these swing by. That was a rough way to start school at that age.
Sorry-Apartment5068@reddit
I can't believe I get to say this, but it really gives Z Nation vibes.
Fake-Podcast-Ad@reddit
"Hey Ron, you're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you?
simcrak@reddit
Super cool! Post of the year contender
Busterlimes@reddit
Not gonna lie, this would absolutely kill it in Michigan and Im about to start looking at small box trucks to do this conversion
satanpenguin@reddit
Dexter mobile
LuckyOpportunity69@reddit
Dear Santa...
LordTalesin@reddit
Yea, that's a serial killer truck if I've ever seen one. Or body disposal services.
Wonder if the guy who owns it goes by "The Wolf"?
BluffCityBoy@reddit
We’ve had some weird ones, but this…
ZuStorm93@reddit
Petition to make this the new version of Meatwagon for season 3 of Twisted Metal TV series.
UnderwhellmingCarrot@reddit
John Wayne Gacy core
derek4reals1@reddit
There's a guy here in my little town who has something similar for hogs and deer. I can tell right now, if I were to go down there and do a smell test on it, it would reek to high heaven. That thing always stinks year-round.
TotallyHumanPerson@reddit
"Ooo, that's a little gamey"
rr777@reddit
is this some peta truck?
Heya93@reddit
The anti-peta mobile
ChewML@reddit
"For all your meat carving needs! On call 24/7. Disposal of excess waste available, by the pound rates!"
DriedUpSquid@reddit
Paint over the “S” so it’s a mobile laughter service.
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
That's super fucking sketchy.
Plump_Apparatus@reddit
Looks sanitary.
donkeytime@reddit
Slaughter, damn near killed ‘er.