Got inspired by a post that actually was deleted [poem - zero tech]

Just wanted to share it. mods, delete it if not worth it. **Know-it-all Know-nothing** Ask me anything I can probably fix or do it But respect my ticketing Process, that's not a myth Context is everything I know all the things Tell me your ways Whens, Hows, and Whys You should know that Unless I get an alert You are the issue So, help me help you Everything is there Ticketing, wikis, availability And still I drink What could I do better? I serve people They don't always respect that I order machines They don't always agree I like when things work Is that my malediction? And again, I'm drunk Knowing too much The people I help I could order them, I don't The machines I order They should serve me. I'm the plumber architect The cleaner engineer Clicks, repositories, data Your normal is my work The times I don't break The times I look stressed The times I .... Just catching ghosts behind you I know everything nobody does It doesn’t help me sleep But it’s so nice when Everything works And I will drink, But smiling for once